I had great fun going about town with my son when he was still little. First he would hug the legs of women with medium high leather boots, he would give them compliments, and later he would reach up and slap their buttocks.
One time I was having coffee and watched as my son went up to a queue of young ladies waiting to order coffee. He slapped one on the ass and she turned around furiously, but there was no man behind her. Then she looked down at his toothy smile and smiled back, then looked around and noticed me watching.
"Is this your kid?"
"Yes, he is."
"Did you teach him to slap butts?"
I gave her a deadpan look and said, "No, his mom is the big butt slapper. I'm trying to get her to stop that behaviour."