First of all, I'm new at this and this is my first post. so bare with me. thanks
This is just a discussion I had on MSN/AIM with a cute blonde. fortunately I've hung around women more than men 4 most of my life so I know how 2 speak to them don't have much fear of them. I know over MSN/AIM it does seem pretty AFC. but with this, I was just practicing techniques on how 2 come across as more of a potential bf than friend just by the things I say.
Enjoy!
J A K E: hey loser
(F)Jade: Hey um loserer than me??
(F)Jade: damn i suck
J A K E: lol
J A K E: how r u?
(F)Jade yeah im great thanks, you?
J A K E: very refreshed `
(F)Jade: haha, how come?
J A K E: slept in, played tennis 4 a few
hours, had a shower, then slept until about 30 mins ago
(F)Jade: wow, big day!
(F)Jade: so are you in year 10 this year?
J A K E: yeah
J A K E: r u?
(F)Jade: nah year 9
J A K E: at what school?
(F)Jade: Heathfield high
J A K E: I have no idea where that is..
J A K E: oh wait, is it in heathfield?
(F)Jade: hahaha yes *large smiley face*
J A K E: Genius!
(F)Jade: yep, its a hard one to work out ...
J A K E: *glaring smiley*
(F)Jade:
J A K E: haha, ur too easy
(F)Jade: lol only kidding anyway
J A K E: yeah, well, I bet ur crying inside
(F)Jade: yes... alot
J A K E: ooo.. thats sounded slightly sincere
(F)Jade: lol
J A K E: what u doing 2moro?
(F)Jade: um not sure... might go out.... how about you?
J A K E: probably go 2 the beach if the weather has improved
(F)Jade: ohk cool, do u like the beach alot?
J A K E: yeah
J A K E: hence my dp
(F)Jade: oh i see lol
(F)Jade: i better go.. seeya later! xoxo
J A K E: Ciao XoXo
(F)Jade: well i got bored so i thought id come back haha
J A K E: aww, miss me?
J A K E: lol
(F)Jade yesss
J A K E haha
J A K E: shux
(F)Jade: haha
(F)Jade: so what have you been doing since my leaving?lol
J A K E: thanking god that u left `
J A K E: nah, just listening 2 music
(F)Jade: haha thanks... ok coooll
J A K E: haha
J A K E: what did u do during ur absence?.. apart from missing me
(F)Jade: hahaha sure... um well went to sit on my bed... got bored and
came back on :S
J A K E: lol
J A K E: do u sit on ur bed often?
(F)Jade: :S ahh sometimes i guess... when im at home... ? lol
J A K E: oh ok, u said it like it was really fun and u really enjoy doing it
(F)Jade: haha i guess its fun? if i have nothing else to do...
(F)Jade: do u ?
J A K E: no.. I'm normal. I lie on my bed
(F)Jade: Lol... are you saying im not normal?
J A K E: *thinking smiley*
(F)Jade: im shattered
J A K E: pick up the peices
(F)Jade: theyll hurt me
(F)Jade: Im made of glass
J A K E: so, little miss glass
(F)Jade: Lol... ah
J A K E: ready 4 a really confusing question?
(F)Jade: sure
J A K E: how many 9's between 1 an' 100
(F)Jade: ahh?? that is confusing?
J A K E: ur counting aren't u? :~
(F)Jade: nooo...
J A K E: lol
(F)Jade: 10?
J A K E: no...
J A K E: keep trying
J A K E: and if u get this wrong after 3 goes then u have 2 give me ur
number lol
(F)Jade: lol...
(F)Jade: hmmm
J A K E: u really wanna get this wrong don't u. I can tell by the way ur
taking so long
J A K E: lol
(F)Jade: bahaha, no im acually thinking... lol
(F)Jade: so how many 9s beetween 1 and 100??
J A K E: sure u don't wannt give it some random guess
(F)Jade: ok sure... um im guessing more than 10, 18?
(F)Jade: lol
J A K E: just have 2 random guesses
(F)Jade: ok.. 16?
(F)Jade: 20
J A K E: ahh.. well done
(F)Jade: yay
(F)Jade:
J A K E: haha. guess they'll b no number exchanging then
(F)Jade: awww
J A K E: lol
J A K E: ok, I'll give u another trick question
(F)Jade: Okk..
J A K E: try an' get this one wrong this time.. I can't stress that enough lol
(F)Jade: haha
(F)Jade: whats the question?
J A K E: if there are six apples and u take away 4, how many do u have?
J A K E: u get three guesses
(F)Jade: 2? lol
J A K E: nope
J A K E: 2 more guesses
(F)Jade: ahhh... 6?
J A K E: nope
J A K E: trick question
J A K E: 1 more
(F)Jade: dammit.. um
(F)Jade: 4
J A K E: haha, well done.. u were supposed 2 get it wrong though loser
(F)Jade: ahhh i got it haha
(F)Jade: ive got one for u then
J A K E: ok, shoot
(F)Jade: if i can remember one lol :S
J A K E: lol
(F)Jade: wait a minute im thinking of a hard one
(F)Jade: ok..
(F)Jade: if i had a peacock and the peacock layed an egg in your yard, who
owns the egg??
J A K E: u own the egg because u own the peacock. all I own is my yard
(F)Jade: nope
(F)Jade: 2 more guesses
J A K E: umm..
(F)Jade: hehe
J A K E: peacocks don't lay eggs!
(F)Jade: ahhh ur smart
J A K E: lol
J A K E: teehee
(F)Jade: lol
J A K E: how the hell am I gonna get ur number?
(F)Jade: ask me one more then ... well see teehee
J A K E: u know I could swear u were working against urself
J A K E: lol
(F)Jade: Lol .. sure sure
J A K E: How much soil is there in a hole measuring one metre by one metre
by one metre?
(F)Jade: 3 metres?
(F)Jade: of soil?
J A K E: nope
(F)Jade: hmm...
(F)Jade: half a square metre?
J A K E: nope
(F)Jade: hmm ...
(F)Jade: im just gonna guess coz my brain is tired...
(F)Jade: none?
J A K E: lol that's right
(F)Jade: *large smiley face*
J A K E: u'll never get this one..
J A K E: What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a
head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??
(F)Jade: a river
J A K E: how'd u get that?
(F)Jade: im smart *large smiley face*
(F)Jade: and in 2 goes *smiley face*
J A K E: lol
J A K E: There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two
people survived. How is this possible?
(F)Jade: they were a couple
J A K E: loser..
(F)Jade: am i right?
J A K E: yes
J A K E: lol
(F)Jade: ahhh
J A K E: um..
(F)Jade: u just cant beat me can u *large smiley face*
J A K E: oh, I will
(F)Jade: sure...
J A K E: ok, I've got one..
J A K E: if jades number starts with 04, what r the rest of the numbers?
(F)Jade: haha um 37715038
(F)Jade: dang
(F)Jade: u beat me!
J A K E: lol
J A K E: yes!
J A K E: genius
(F)Jade: haha *smiley face*
(F)Jade: i better be off.. seeya later xoxox
J A K E: ok
J A K E: Ciao XoXo
This is just a discussion I had on MSN/AIM with a cute blonde. fortunately I've hung around women more than men 4 most of my life so I know how 2 speak to them don't have much fear of them. I know over MSN/AIM it does seem pretty AFC. but with this, I was just practicing techniques on how 2 come across as more of a potential bf than friend just by the things I say.
Enjoy!
J A K E: hey loser
(F)Jade: Hey um loserer than me??
(F)Jade: damn i suck
J A K E: lol
J A K E: how r u?
(F)Jade yeah im great thanks, you?
J A K E: very refreshed `
(F)Jade: haha, how come?
J A K E: slept in, played tennis 4 a few
hours, had a shower, then slept until about 30 mins ago
(F)Jade: wow, big day!
(F)Jade: so are you in year 10 this year?
J A K E: yeah
J A K E: r u?
(F)Jade: nah year 9
J A K E: at what school?
(F)Jade: Heathfield high
J A K E: I have no idea where that is..
J A K E: oh wait, is it in heathfield?
(F)Jade: hahaha yes *large smiley face*
J A K E: Genius!
(F)Jade: yep, its a hard one to work out ...
J A K E: *glaring smiley*
(F)Jade:
J A K E: haha, ur too easy
(F)Jade: lol only kidding anyway
J A K E: yeah, well, I bet ur crying inside
(F)Jade: yes... alot
J A K E: ooo.. thats sounded slightly sincere
(F)Jade: lol
J A K E: what u doing 2moro?
(F)Jade: um not sure... might go out.... how about you?
J A K E: probably go 2 the beach if the weather has improved
(F)Jade: ohk cool, do u like the beach alot?
J A K E: yeah
J A K E: hence my dp
(F)Jade: oh i see lol
(F)Jade: i better go.. seeya later! xoxo
J A K E: Ciao XoXo
(F)Jade: well i got bored so i thought id come back haha
J A K E: aww, miss me?
J A K E: lol
(F)Jade yesss
J A K E haha
J A K E: shux
(F)Jade: haha
(F)Jade: so what have you been doing since my leaving?lol
J A K E: thanking god that u left `
J A K E: nah, just listening 2 music
(F)Jade: haha thanks
... ok coooll J A K E: haha
J A K E: what did u do during ur absence?.. apart from missing me
(F)Jade: hahaha sure... um well went to sit on my bed... got bored and
came back on :S
J A K E: lol
J A K E: do u sit on ur bed often?
(F)Jade: :S ahh sometimes i guess... when im at home... ? lol
J A K E: oh ok, u said it like it was really fun and u really enjoy doing it
(F)Jade: haha i guess its fun? if i have nothing else to do...
(F)Jade: do u ?
J A K E: no.. I'm normal. I lie on my bed
(F)Jade: Lol... are you saying im not normal?
J A K E: *thinking smiley*
(F)Jade: im shattered
J A K E: pick up the peices
(F)Jade: theyll hurt me
(F)Jade: Im made of glass
J A K E: so, little miss glass
(F)Jade: Lol... ah
J A K E: ready 4 a really confusing question?
(F)Jade: sure
J A K E: how many 9's between 1 an' 100
(F)Jade: ahh?? that is confusing?
J A K E: ur counting aren't u? :~
(F)Jade: nooo...
J A K E: lol
(F)Jade: 10?
J A K E: no...
J A K E: keep trying
J A K E: and if u get this wrong after 3 goes then u have 2 give me ur
number lol
(F)Jade: lol...
(F)Jade: hmmm
J A K E: u really wanna get this wrong don't u. I can tell by the way ur
taking so long
J A K E: lol
(F)Jade: bahaha, no im acually thinking... lol
(F)Jade: so how many 9s beetween 1 and 100??
J A K E: sure u don't wannt give it some random guess
(F)Jade: ok sure... um im guessing more than 10, 18?
(F)Jade: lol
J A K E: just have 2 random guesses
(F)Jade: ok.. 16?
(F)Jade: 20
J A K E: ahh.. well done
(F)Jade: yay
(F)Jade:
J A K E: haha. guess they'll b no number exchanging then
(F)Jade: awww
J A K E: lol
J A K E: ok, I'll give u another trick question
(F)Jade: Okk..
J A K E: try an' get this one wrong this time.. I can't stress that enough lol
(F)Jade: haha
(F)Jade: whats the question?
J A K E: if there are six apples and u take away 4, how many do u have?
J A K E: u get three guesses
(F)Jade: 2? lol
J A K E: nope
J A K E: 2 more guesses
(F)Jade: ahhh... 6?
J A K E: nope
J A K E: trick question
J A K E: 1 more
(F)Jade: dammit.. um
(F)Jade: 4
J A K E: haha, well done.. u were supposed 2 get it wrong though loser
(F)Jade: ahhh i got it haha
(F)Jade: ive got one for u then
J A K E: ok, shoot
(F)Jade: if i can remember one lol :S
J A K E: lol
(F)Jade: wait a minute im thinking of a hard one
(F)Jade: ok..
(F)Jade: if i had a peacock and the peacock layed an egg in your yard, who
owns the egg??
J A K E: u own the egg because u own the peacock. all I own is my yard
(F)Jade: nope
(F)Jade: 2 more guesses
J A K E: umm..
(F)Jade: hehe
J A K E: peacocks don't lay eggs!
(F)Jade: ahhh ur smart
J A K E: lol
J A K E: teehee
(F)Jade: lol
J A K E: how the hell am I gonna get ur number?
(F)Jade: ask me one more then ... well see teehee
J A K E: u know I could swear u were working against urself
J A K E: lol
(F)Jade: Lol .. sure sure
J A K E: How much soil is there in a hole measuring one metre by one metre
by one metre?
(F)Jade: 3 metres?
(F)Jade: of soil?
J A K E: nope
(F)Jade: hmm...
(F)Jade: half a square metre?
J A K E: nope
(F)Jade: hmm ...
(F)Jade: im just gonna guess coz my brain is tired...
(F)Jade: none?
J A K E: lol that's right
(F)Jade: *large smiley face*
J A K E: u'll never get this one..
J A K E: What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a
head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??
(F)Jade: a river
J A K E: how'd u get that?
(F)Jade: im smart *large smiley face*
(F)Jade: and in 2 goes *smiley face*
J A K E: lol
J A K E: There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two
people survived. How is this possible?
(F)Jade: they were a couple
J A K E: loser..
(F)Jade: am i right?
J A K E: yes
J A K E: lol
(F)Jade: ahhh
J A K E: um..
(F)Jade: u just cant beat me can u *large smiley face*
J A K E: oh, I will
(F)Jade: sure...
J A K E: ok, I've got one..
J A K E: if jades number starts with 04, what r the rest of the numbers?
(F)Jade: haha um 37715038
(F)Jade: dang
(F)Jade: u beat me!
J A K E: lol
J A K E: yes!
J A K E: genius
(F)Jade: haha *smiley face*
(F)Jade: i better be off.. seeya later xoxox
J A K E: ok
J A K E: Ciao XoXo