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No one wants to get arrested, and hopefully you won't have to be arrested in your entire life. But if you ever get unlucky enough, here is what to do.
A) Preparation.
Let's say you have a controlled environment, such as your home. Anything can happen while cops are inside, for example they can beat the sh1t out of you, tazer you and let you fall on broken glass, etc. Rig your house with cameras, nonwireless, with digital recorder capable of recording weeks at a time. Your AC vents might be a good choice to hide cams. Cops will be searching for cams and recorders, be sure to hide it really good, and be sure to setup a few decoys.
Cops will take away your guns and they will look for your guns. If you have sex toys, hide them in safe so that they don't end up laying all around your house. Same with guns, keep a hand gun loaded next to your bed, a cheap one, the rest locked up in safe.
B) During arrest.
Cops will sh1t talk you. They will call you motherfvcker and other bad things. They will mistreat you, and if you let them they will hurt you. Avoid talking to cops, say nothing. However, if you don't have the ability to remain silent during your arrest, avoid at all costs calling names police, even as they are talking trash to you. All they want is to instigate you into a fight. They had no life during high school and now that they received their five star suppository and a gun they think they're cool. Do not taunt cops by telling them to slam you against the wall, most likely they will do it. In fact assume that you will be slammed against a wall. When approaching walls, such as elevator, best thing is turn your head sideways, so that they don't break your teeth.
C) At police station.
They will want to draw your blood and give you drugs. You don't want to give them your blood as it is unconstitutional. Nor you do want their drugs. I swear, after you take their sh1t you will be seeing sonic the hedgehog the 3D game both in your dreams and in real life for at least a week. They will ask you questions, your age, your height, your weight. These questions will be used to determine your dosage. Just shut the fvck up and only say you want to speak to a lawyer. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES LET THEM DRAW YOUR BLOOD. They will tell you, you have choice, but it's bull sh1t. Drawing blood without a warrant is against constitution. If you have to fight them, this is one of the times you should fight them. They can't do sh1t, and if they do you will have multimillion dollar case on your hands. Don't give them your blood and don't take their drugs. Fight them off.
If you did however took their sh1t. Be warmed, for the next 5 days you will feel suicidal. At first you'll have trouble walking and talking and thinking. Then you will be calm. After that you will become delusional. You will need to detox your body as soon as possible. https://www.enerhealthbotanicals.com
D) Dealing.
Basically my friend, they took you, perhaps a little bit drunk and roughly, and fvcked you up. They fvcked up your mind, your body, and scarred your soul. It will take you time to get back to what you were before. Do the detox, and try not to get on antidepressants. Definitely don't try to off yourself, thought feeling like it for couple of days after that ordeal is normal. Get yourself together and start thinking about revenge. Revenge is the sweetest thing next to getting *****. (oh by the way, you won't have appetite for sex too) Contact a lawyer specializing in police brutality and tell him your case. This will help the most, go for blood and make it personal. Let's say city spends $1,000,000 defending themselves, do you know how many motherfvckers that will keep from patrolling the streets? Let them have it all the way up their ass.
Try looking at bright side. How many cop cars came after your ass? Is it more than 10? 20? Did they bust in with AR-15s? That means they were scared of you.
Let's recap.
1) BE SILENT. IF YOU'RE DRUNK SING JINGLE BELLS TO YOURSELF.
2) WHEN APPROACHING A WALL TURN YOUR HEAD SIDE WAYS.
3) DO NOT ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR AGE, WEIGHT, HEIGHT.
4) KEEP TELLING THEM YOU WANT A LAWYER.
5) DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR BLOOD, DON'T BE AFRAID TO FIGHT THEM IF THEY TRY TO GET IT.
6) DO NOT TAKE THEIR DRUGS, DON'T BE AFRAID TO FIGHT THEM IF THEY TRY TO GIVE THEM TO YOU.
7) EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH SHOULD BE "LAWYER, LAWYER, LAWYER."
Have a marvelous life, hopefully without arrests, and always keep in mind, making you think you're crazy is a billion dollar industry. Don't take their sh1t!
A) Preparation.
Let's say you have a controlled environment, such as your home. Anything can happen while cops are inside, for example they can beat the sh1t out of you, tazer you and let you fall on broken glass, etc. Rig your house with cameras, nonwireless, with digital recorder capable of recording weeks at a time. Your AC vents might be a good choice to hide cams. Cops will be searching for cams and recorders, be sure to hide it really good, and be sure to setup a few decoys.
Cops will take away your guns and they will look for your guns. If you have sex toys, hide them in safe so that they don't end up laying all around your house. Same with guns, keep a hand gun loaded next to your bed, a cheap one, the rest locked up in safe.
B) During arrest.
Cops will sh1t talk you. They will call you motherfvcker and other bad things. They will mistreat you, and if you let them they will hurt you. Avoid talking to cops, say nothing. However, if you don't have the ability to remain silent during your arrest, avoid at all costs calling names police, even as they are talking trash to you. All they want is to instigate you into a fight. They had no life during high school and now that they received their five star suppository and a gun they think they're cool. Do not taunt cops by telling them to slam you against the wall, most likely they will do it. In fact assume that you will be slammed against a wall. When approaching walls, such as elevator, best thing is turn your head sideways, so that they don't break your teeth.
C) At police station.
They will want to draw your blood and give you drugs. You don't want to give them your blood as it is unconstitutional. Nor you do want their drugs. I swear, after you take their sh1t you will be seeing sonic the hedgehog the 3D game both in your dreams and in real life for at least a week. They will ask you questions, your age, your height, your weight. These questions will be used to determine your dosage. Just shut the fvck up and only say you want to speak to a lawyer. DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES LET THEM DRAW YOUR BLOOD. They will tell you, you have choice, but it's bull sh1t. Drawing blood without a warrant is against constitution. If you have to fight them, this is one of the times you should fight them. They can't do sh1t, and if they do you will have multimillion dollar case on your hands. Don't give them your blood and don't take their drugs. Fight them off.
If you did however took their sh1t. Be warmed, for the next 5 days you will feel suicidal. At first you'll have trouble walking and talking and thinking. Then you will be calm. After that you will become delusional. You will need to detox your body as soon as possible. https://www.enerhealthbotanicals.com
D) Dealing.
Basically my friend, they took you, perhaps a little bit drunk and roughly, and fvcked you up. They fvcked up your mind, your body, and scarred your soul. It will take you time to get back to what you were before. Do the detox, and try not to get on antidepressants. Definitely don't try to off yourself, thought feeling like it for couple of days after that ordeal is normal. Get yourself together and start thinking about revenge. Revenge is the sweetest thing next to getting *****. (oh by the way, you won't have appetite for sex too) Contact a lawyer specializing in police brutality and tell him your case. This will help the most, go for blood and make it personal. Let's say city spends $1,000,000 defending themselves, do you know how many motherfvckers that will keep from patrolling the streets? Let them have it all the way up their ass.
Try looking at bright side. How many cop cars came after your ass? Is it more than 10? 20? Did they bust in with AR-15s? That means they were scared of you.
Let's recap.
1) BE SILENT. IF YOU'RE DRUNK SING JINGLE BELLS TO YOURSELF.
2) WHEN APPROACHING A WALL TURN YOUR HEAD SIDE WAYS.
3) DO NOT ANSWER QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR AGE, WEIGHT, HEIGHT.
4) KEEP TELLING THEM YOU WANT A LAWYER.
5) DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR BLOOD, DON'T BE AFRAID TO FIGHT THEM IF THEY TRY TO GET IT.
6) DO NOT TAKE THEIR DRUGS, DON'T BE AFRAID TO FIGHT THEM IF THEY TRY TO GIVE THEM TO YOU.
7) EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH SHOULD BE "LAWYER, LAWYER, LAWYER."
Have a marvelous life, hopefully without arrests, and always keep in mind, making you think you're crazy is a billion dollar industry. Don't take their sh1t!
