Getting a Boner in the Club, What to Do???

[SharinganUser]

When ever I am dancing with a hot chick in the club I always get a boner. Now this wouldn't be so bad if it were just the two of us in the room, but clubs are crowded and I am affraid some dude will bump into me. I've found one way to control it a little bit, and that is by thinking of things that make me very angry like fox news. What can I do to keep my calm in the club?

 

[Evzone]

Is this a serious question?

It's not a problem; you're supposed to get hard when grinding with a girl.

but clubs are crowded and I am affraid some dude will bump into me.

Worry less.

 

[shaunuk]

I don't really know what to say. So you get a boner, and this worries you for some reason? Why? And so what if some guy bumped into you? What do you suppose he'd do?....Nothing. And the chances of anyone noticing your hardon is pretty small. It's dark and crowded. Evzone is right. Worry about something worth worrying about instead mate.

 

[pinhas]

Be proud of your boner!

 

[goodfoot]

If your boner isn't big enough you won't get any play from some chicks.

 

[Warrior74]

If your boner isn't big enough you won't get any play from some chicks.

how is that helping at all? Or even on topic? Geezus you people around here. Bunch of headcases I tell ya.

 

[Tiguere]

Think of sean hannity and bill o reilly. Lol

 

[SharinganUser]

Think of sean hannity and bill o reilly. Lol

I don't want it to go down permenantly!

 

[goodfoot]

The point I was trying to make was that trying not to have a boner is probably counterproductive.

 

[DonGorgon]

Grind it on the ho.. duh...lololololol

 

[Juice09]

Lmfao. This shit is classic. This man doesn't want to have a boner while dancing with a girl because he's afraid another dude will bump into him! Hahaha....

Rub your boner all over her ass and don't worry about the other guys on the dance floor.

 

[r0cky]

If some guy bumps into your boner (or trips over it, as it is in my case) don't take it personally. Chances are it was unintentional and you can often play it off with sme witty comment like "hey! wanna play tummy sticks?".
In the rare event that things get out of hand, you can use your boner as a weapon.

 

[HolyG]

shocking how many people are afraid of their sexuality...

 

[Weezy]

Rock out with your **** out!

Lame topic

 

[Die Hard]

WTF? Once a girl gives me a boner, the distance between my d*ck and her body won't be more than one inch for the rest of the night! There's simply no chance of some dude bumping into me! By the way, I actually never let any guy get so close to me that he can touch "that region" in any way, no matter if my d*ck is hard or soft...

 

[nismo-4]

1. Hope you're thick.
2. Hope you're long.
3. Hope no other guy hops on.
4. Grind on the girl where she feels it.
5. Do #4 confidently and like you're proud of it.

Why the fuck do you wanna hide your manliness? The decision to hide it will be applauded by women who feel it's small.

Case closed.

 

[King Turi]

Give it to her hard right there and then on the spot.