Get your guns boys, it's cougar season

Stort_Brød

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Alrighty then fellow men, don juans, and women connoisseurs

What's some of your best tips and advice on hunting the ever elusive cougar be it on the lonely ones on POF or the ones you can find from day to day life? how to approach them, whats a better way of talking to them and the best way to seal the deal and so on.

reason I am asking is because while I may be young I still enjoy a fine wine better than a cheap mixer if you know what I mean ;) hah. since I was 20 I have been banging a 26yr mum of 2, and a 28yr mum of 3. and all I have to say is DAMN they are great in the sack compared to these young starfish.
 

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Stort_Brød said:
Alrighty then fellow men, don juans, and women connoisseurs

What's some of your best tips and advice on hunting the ever elusive cougar be it on the lonely ones on POF or the ones you can find from day to day life? how to approach them, whats a better way of talking to them and the best way to seal the deal and so on.

reason I am asking is because while I may be young I still enjoy a fine wine better than a cheap mixer if you know what I mean ;) hah. since I was 20 I have been banging a 26yr mum of 2, and a 28yr mum of 3. and all I have to say is DAMN they are great in the sack compared to these young starfish.
Cougars are like all other women except they are easier and more desperate.
 

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oh I also forgot to mention the 2 i have bagged and tagged were complete flukes no game needed, they melted as soon as they heard my kiwi accent haha.

Vday??
 

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oh i knew that... I umm err was just testing you guys hahah.

I was hoping you meant virgin day... as in a glorious day where all the virgins line uo to have their cherry popped... or smashed into oblivion either way works for me.
 

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Cougars are great...have always had great experiences with them and in my experience they are much better in bed and are even more kinky than younger ones....i cold approached one the other day and added her on Fb and now she is liking all my pics and stuff and commenting on everything i do...will bang her ere here shortly....
 

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from my experiences with them they just keep cumming and cumming, many a night we couldnt sleep on the bed because it had soaked into the mattress haha. the young girls just don't know how to root. they all think the faster the better and in some cases yes but always got to slow it down and just make them feel every movement
 
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POF is shooting a fish in the barrell espeically between the months of OCT-FEB(V day)

If your aesthetic enough you should be cleaning up house

Don't forget that online game should be to supplement your real life game
Solomon, I'm going to call you out. Not because of your OCT-FEB - which is absolute bullsh!t. Be honest and I'll assume you live in a small-mid sized city. How many women do you lay a month from online dating?

90% picture
5% profile
4% Intro
1% luck

We have all seen your pictures. That is NOT your strongest attribute. So the other 10% must be the reason why you are successful at online dating. Please share your profile and introduction.

I don't do online dating anymore, but with your pictures you post online (77% sure your best) If you can pull online 6, 7, and 8's I'm sure SoSuave would LOVE to hear how you reel them in.

Please don't disappoint!
 

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any month is good for pulling single cougars...they are always lonely and horny..
 

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The best way i found to pull cougars is to be alpha pretty much. Ive got one right now, we have been on and off but i met her one day asked for her number she said why dont you give me yours? I said bc i know you wont call me and walked away. A month later we ran into eachother i asked her out went out and fvcked that night. Trick is dont get to close , they are cougars for a reason and some loveeeeeee the mind games guys.
 
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