AH the old reverse goild digger tactic---GETTING CHICS TO FINANCE YOUR FUN FOR THE EVENING..............and it's about fricken time, cause they been doing to chumps for several decades. Heres some key phrases and helpful hints for you to try:
1) HEY LADIES YOU BUY THE FIRST ROUND AND I'LL BUY THE SECOND........then when its your turn you take a washroom detour.
2) ITS MY BIRTHDAY-this often works even when it's not your B-day!!
3) WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME A WOMAN BOUGHT A MAN A DRINK........just once I would like to find a cool chic that has a job, and is confident enough to purchase a drink for a guy and not think about sex......TIME TO START A NEW TRADITION.
4) YOU WOULDN'T NORMALLY BUY A PERFECT STRANGER A BEER..........SO first off thank you..........I am flattered that you think I am perfect and allow me to introduce myself so that I am no longer a stranger. Shall I call the bar tender over.
5)TRICKS- I BET A DRINK I CAN READ YOUR MIND.................pick a # between 1-4.............YOU CHOOSE 3!!!!!!!!!
6) GAMES-ROCK PAPER SISSORS FOR A DRINK.............OK go!!!!!!
7) MONKEY DANCE-WHAT DOES A GUY HAVE TO DO TO GET A DRINK AROUND HERE.........I will do anything.
8) MISPLACED WALLET-hey guess what I lost my wallet, I was hoping you could finance my evening........just until I get my debit card.........my friend went to get it.
1) HEY LADIES YOU BUY THE FIRST ROUND AND I'LL BUY THE SECOND........then when its your turn you take a washroom detour.
2) ITS MY BIRTHDAY-this often works even when it's not your B-day!!
3) WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME A WOMAN BOUGHT A MAN A DRINK........just once I would like to find a cool chic that has a job, and is confident enough to purchase a drink for a guy and not think about sex......TIME TO START A NEW TRADITION.
4) YOU WOULDN'T NORMALLY BUY A PERFECT STRANGER A BEER..........SO first off thank you..........I am flattered that you think I am perfect and allow me to introduce myself so that I am no longer a stranger. Shall I call the bar tender over.
5)TRICKS- I BET A DRINK I CAN READ YOUR MIND.................pick a # between 1-4.............YOU CHOOSE 3!!!!!!!!!
6) GAMES-ROCK PAPER SISSORS FOR A DRINK.............OK go!!!!!!
7) MONKEY DANCE-WHAT DOES A GUY HAVE TO DO TO GET A DRINK AROUND HERE.........I will do anything.
8) MISPLACED WALLET-hey guess what I lost my wallet, I was hoping you could finance my evening........just until I get my debit card.........my friend went to get it.