Gentlemen, the motherload

[teflon]

You want to know how women think? Check it out:

www.pinkbible.com

Warning: some might find it offensive as it is extremely sexist towards men. Also, the author is an extreme misandrist.

 

[Slashco]

Well, I thought 'turning the pages' of the book was pretty cool.

 

[needsomehelp]

Originally posted by Slashco
Well, I thought 'turning the pages' of the book was pretty cool.

apart from that, i dont know. this seems more like a pro-female book of complete crap (no offense). it really doesnt give much more than dissing men but i guess we can conclude that chicks try to play players and thats really all it says. but we already knew that.

 

[AndoraStar]

See how you guys feel about the pink bible.. well we feel like that about the DJ bible!

and I love guys.. I don't think you can run your life thru a book!

 

[GaryNas]

This reminds me of a post I wanted to make. Besides this book, do women actually have websites like this one?

BTW, for guys looking for more tips on meeting girls, buy a copy of cosmo. My gf left it at my house for bathroom reading material and I flipped through it the other day. On one of the pages it told girls to take notice of a guy who pays you a compliment to something OTHER than your looks. I couldn't believe it, the DJ Bible is right!! Amen!

 

[prosemont]

Great Book!

Just reverse the genders in that book for more ideas on how to play women! Or, alternately, what to look for in what women do and to NOT respond to it or to play what they are doing!

ahahahahaha. I love ammunition!

 

[Slashco]

I basically reached the same conclusion as prosemont, it's mostly women trying to act like (male) DJs. For us, it's good info to have and use.

 

[iqqi]

hahhahaha! the "avoiding entanglements" section is spot on about many, many guys here!!!

 

[Don Juanabbe]

Originally posted by GaryNas
BTW, for guys looking for more tips on meeting guys, buy a copy of cosmo.

Um....heh-heh, heh-heh...

 

[GaryNas]

aahahahahhahaha, whoops. I edited my post.

 

[NatureGuy]

Ha ! It's about as dumb and stereotyped
as some of the advice on this site.
Some of the suggestions (perfume, shiny
lips for example) would make me run for
the door.

 

[HuuBinh]

did u guys check out the dissusion forum?

 

[InLawsHateMe]

Not worth my time to look...

......the game changes everyday... if you know the rules already, it's nothing to break em.

 

[teflon]

Ya, I've checked out the discussion board. She only posts men whose views she agrees with. It's pretty censored over there.

 

[dentalfloss]

heh theres a post looking for the blue bible...its right here!

 

[Life-Trainee]

That's the most vile krap i've read. No wonder so many things are wrong with relationships. This is like a complete role reversal.

 

[WestCoaster]

Real DJ's won't fall for "traps"

AFCs and DJ's in training might fall for the "traps" listed in this book.

A true, polished DJ controls his emotions and actions and doesn't need a woman to fulfill him or make him complete. Women are the side dish, not the main meal in life.

The women who wrote this book are pure suckers for all our DJ tactics and would crumble in front of a true DJ. The so-called most beautiful and advanced women I know succumb to DJism every time.

Iqqi and the latest female of the month, AndoraStar -- who is trying to coach us -- would fold under advanced DJism. Ladies, this site isn't about this board, and it's not about techniques, a lot of it is about the articles and DJ Bible, and most importantly self-improvement with or without a woman.

Not a woman on this planet can overcome DJism. DJ's don't fall for traps, they move on because a woman doesn't dictate their emotions.

 

[DreamerZZ35]

Originally posted by AndoraStar
See how you guys feel about the pink bible.. well we feel like that about the DJ bible!

and I love guys.. I don't think you can run your life thru a book!

You must have missed the part about if you dont like a guy you can be ruthless in your language to him by saying "No one could ever love you" Or "get away from me you vile sideshow carnival freak"

I DEFY you to point out anywhere on this site where men are told to be ruthless and vile.....

If I saw any woman ever talking to any man that i knew like that I would tell her the following, exactly:

Excuse me but I cant help but over hear what you just said. and I have to say I dont know where you come from, but where I come from common curtosy and protocal are NOT OPTIONA. Just because your mother didnt bother to introduce you to emily posts books on ediqutte and common curtosy is no reason for us to suffer for your ignorance.

There is ABSOLULTELY no excuse for an lady to be vulgar. Any women telling you its ok lacks integrity and shows her utter lack of charceter and if you are wise you will RUN from such a mornon.

 

[DreamerZZ35]

Re: Real DJ's won't fall for "traps"

Originally posted by WestCoaster
AFCs and DJ's in training might fall for the "traps" listed in this book.

A true, polished DJ controls his emotions and actions and doesn't need a woman to fulfill him or make him complete. Women are the side dish, not the main meal in life.

The women who wrote this book are pure suckers for all our DJ tactics and would crumble in front of a true DJ. The so-called most beautiful and advanced women I know succumb to DJism every time.

Iqqi and the latest female of the month, AndoraStar -- who is trying to coach us -- would fold under advanced DJism. Ladies, this site isn't about this board, and it's not about techniques, a lot of it is about the articles and DJ Bible, and most importantly self-improvement with or without a woman.

Not a woman on this planet can overcome DJism. DJ's don't fall for traps, they move on because a woman doesn't dictate their emotions.

*standing in applause*

Amen!!!! A REAL MAN includes a woman in his world he does not MAKE her is world. Women at there heart want an adventure BIGGER than themselves. The moment they become the adventure, is the moment they sense something is wrong in the relationship and things begin to unravel

 

[Slashco]

Originally posted by DreamerZZ35
You must have missed the part about if you dont like a guy you can be ruthless in your language to him by saying "No one could ever love you" Or "get away from me you vile sideshow carnival freak"

I DEFY you to point out anywhere on this site where men are told to be ruthless and vile.....

Har, are you kidding me? 80% of the posts on this forum teach men to treat women like plastic sex toys, like an enemy to be conquered, or like some kind of inferior slave-species. It's all about keepin' tha pimp hand strong, be tha mack daddy who gets all da hos, know what I'm sayin? There's also the matter of every woman who posts here being violently rejected by at least a few "DJ's", or the guy who said he wanted to throw acid in some girl's face who said he was ugly. Then we quite frequently have posts like this:

15. The fat girls - She knows she hasn’t got the looks man. She is probably waiting for you to get drunk really. Maybe in some alcoholic ****ing haze you would stick her pork ass. Me? Well, I would hold her off, be nice, and make sure not to spend much time with her at first. Because, when it gets to 2 in the morning and your still without any kind of ***** locked, she’s gonna look pretty ****ing good. Don’t let your friends see man, or anybody else for that matter if you leave with her. Your rep is on the line, but your feening for the *****, so do it like a pro and do it quit and desecret and you could just pull off getting the ***** and denying it to everybody when you’re called on it. If they didn’t see you leave with her, than she’s the ****ing liar. Fat *****.

16. The ugly girls - Well, I could have just thrown these sea donkeys in with the fat ones, but what the ****. She’s probably most likely got a body, but the face is hurt, we have all seen it right? Do her man, **** it right and keep her around on the lonely nights. Don’t bring her home so your dad can throw up, but just keep her in the wing for that *****. She has probably already dealt with a guy keeping her out of site, and getting the *****. So, be creative and play it cool. You could pull off being my ****ing hero. But, for leaving in front of your friends and everyone else at the bar, make sure your walking away form them, so all they get is a view of her sexy ass body and her hair. And never show her to them ever again.

Real classy, huh?

Besides, the advice you're referring to is meant to get rid of persistent men who just won't quit otherwise, and the Pink Bible is meant to be funny, not taken seriously. Which is more than I can say about posts like the one above (and there are many). What I'm saying is that the book can seem mean-spirited, but so can this site to women, so in the end nobody gets the high ground. Their forum kinda sucks though, not many posts and all your messages must be approved by an admin before they show up? Bloody censorship...