gay dream about my mate

[DrBeard]

I kno sum of u will take the piss outta me but it is realy worryin me.

Last nite I had a dream I was in a gay relationship with my mate and it was really horrible. He kept tryin to kiss me + I kept turnin away and sayin we should do something else but he give me a quick kiss on the mouth and I closed my eyes and tried not to think about it but I felt sick. I wanted to break up with him but he kept sayin how much he loved me + I didnt wanna hurt his feelings cos he is my mate!

When I woke up I felt sick and angry cos I aint gay + I fokkin hated the dream. I saw my mate in real life today and he says I was actin weird around him but I didnt even wanna look at him. I swear if he touched me I wud of punched his fockin nose into his face!!! It took me time alone to understand it aint his fault!

But I dont kno why I dreamed about him + wanna aks u guys if u ever have gay dreams about ur mates and how u get back to normal + stop being scared they will kiss you or sommat.

DONT GET SAYIN IM GAY COS I AINT! If I was gay I wud like the dream but I hated it! THIS IS SERIOUS THREAD NOT FOR JOKING!!

 

[DrBeard]

Warning: If anyone calls me gay I'll give u a neg reputaton point!

 

[DrMetallica]

Bugger off batty boy!!!

 

[thederekeffect1]

I could care less about reputation points, but I wasn't about to call you gay anyway. Have you looked into some of those dream interpretation websites? I think I read something on one of them about gay dreams not neccesarily meaning you're gay. I can't really remember what I read though. You should look into it.

 

[SamePendo]

:trouble:

I'm with DrBeard, if anyone calls him gay, I'm giving them neg rep points!

Join the cause! :cheer:

 

[thederekeffect1]

Heh. I just noticed who posted this.

 

[MuayThai]

OOooohhhooohhh DrBead shcum do meine housen. Vie Hast gud time ya.

Siriously it means your gay. Why else would you have such deep rooted batty boy symdrome as to have a gay sex dream about your friend?

Do that GFTOW thingy. Ooopss, sorry, forgot you're gay.

Hey Samepeado why are you defending this troll?

 

[thederekeffect1]

Hey Samepeado why are you defending this troll?

He's not just any troll. He's DrBeard! He's like a celebrity amongst trolls.

 

[klootzak]

god i love this guy

 

[Desdinova]

Lesbian Seagull
Engelbert Humperdink

Over rocks and trees and sand
Soaring over cliffs
And gently floating down to land
She proudly lifts her voice
To sound her mating call
And soon her mate responds by singing
Caw Caw Caw
Come with me

Lesbian Seagull

Settle down and rest with me

Fly with me lesbian seagull

To my little nest by the sea
With me that's where you belong with me
I know I can be strong when you're with me
She skims the water
At the new time to seek
Her fish and she emerges
With one squirming in her beak

She plays among the waves
And hides between the swells
She walks the beach at twilight

Searching for some shells
Come with me

Lesbian Seagull
Settle down and rest with me
Oh fly with me lesbian seagull
To my little nest by the sea

With me that's where you belong with me
I know I can be strong when you're -- you're with me

And in the evening
As they watch the setting sun
She loooks at her as if to say
The day is done
It's time to find their shelter

Hidden in the dunes

And fall asleep the
Music of the moon
You and me

Lesbian seagull
You just watch the world oh my
Just you and me lesbian seagull

Side by side with me 'till we die
('Till we die)
You and I
We can make it if we try
Our love will keep us flyin' high

Until we die...

 

[flippinfreak]

Dr Beard is gay!!!

If you want to know why you had the dream, there is only one solution.

You have to full on tongue kiss your buddy. Ask him to come and sleep with you. Grease eachother up and have a 12 hour sex session with him. Don't forget the lube

 

[Create Reality]

DrBread I think you and your life mate need to go out and bang some hookers. Set the gay straight in ya!!!

 

[brucevangeorge]

I kno sum of u will take the piss outta me but it is realy worryin me.

Last nite I had a dream I was in a gay relationship with my mate and it was really horrible. He kept tryin to kiss me + I kept turnin away and sayin we should do something else but he give me a quick kiss on the mouth and I closed my eyes and tried not to think about it but I felt sick. I wanted to break up with him but he kept sayin how much he loved me + I didnt wanna hurt his feelings cos he is my mate!

When I woke up I felt sick and angry cos I aint gay + I fokkin hated the dream. I saw my mate in real life today and he says I was actin weird around him but I didnt even wanna look at him. I swear if he touched me I wud of punched his fockin nose into his face!!! It took me time alone to understand it aint his fault!

But I dont kno why I dreamed about him + wanna aks u guys if u ever have gay dreams about ur mates and how u get back to normal + stop being scared they will kiss you or sommat.

DONT GET SAYIN IM GAY COS I AINT! If I was gay I wud like the dream but I hated it! THIS IS SERIOUS THREAD NOT FOR JOKING!!

It's nice that you're coming out of the closet... but shouldn't you be telling all of this to your mate?

 

[brucevangeorge]

OOooohhhooohhh DrBead shcum do meine housen. Vie Hast gud time ya.

Siriously it means your gay. Why else would you have such deep rooted batty boy symdrome as to have a gay sex dream about your friend?

Do that GFTOW thingy. Ooopss, sorry, forgot you're gay.

Hey Samepeado why are you defending this troll?

BINGO. You can't have gay dreams unless you truly are gay.

 

[shydude]

LMAO gay dream!! well its just a dream!! i had a dream i was having sex with me rabbit!!! I didnt take it serisouly!!

 

[thederekeffect1]

i had a dream i was having sex with me rabbit!!!

Uh...

 

[backbreaker]

you guys are kids. 1 out of 10 americans are homosexual. In theory, about 200 people or more on this forum are gay.

About the dream man, get it checked out.. that's all we can say without bashing gay people, which i think it's crazy to bash someone because of their sexual preference, just as crazy as it is to bash someone about their religious preference

 

[thederekeffect1]

you guys are kids. 1 out of 10 americans are homosexual. In theory, about 200 people or more on this forum are gay.

Did you just grab my ass?

 

[Chillisauce]

My hypothesis is that sexuality is in fact a circle, and Dr Beard is so straight he's coming very close to the other half of the circle, which in turn senses his power and wants to convert him to the dark side.

 

[Cloud-uk]

you guys are kids. 1 out of 10 americans are homosexual. In theory, about 200 people or more on this forum are gay.

Dude. It's not like they're homophobicly bashing a person. It's DrBeard for chrissakes!!!

Heh heh just got the lesbian seagull thing. Heh heh. Man I'm slow.