g/f and I had sex, blood stains all over bed

DonJuanMonk

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Tell them that you're Emo.

God why are kids having sex this early?
 

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Reminds me of the time I was fingering my girlfriend and when i turned the light on my hand was all bloody. I was pissed.
 

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Originally posted by Tornado2
nevermind, doesn't matter. my 21 year-old brother saw it and knew it right away. he said in front of my parents "why was there blood stains on your bed?? you and your girlfriend were bangin' during the wrong part of the month huh?" My mom was like "WHAT?" She actually wasn't upset, just shocked and told me she thought I was a lil young - dad kinda laughed.

My brother is a total jack @ss though.

Tell you parents that your brother has "yellow stains on the bed" and that he shouldn't be jealous because he is a frustrated chump :crackup:
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Me suspects that our 15 year old poster is really not 15. :rolleyes: Most 15 year olds would prefer the world to think of them as being much older than just 15.

By the way, in regards to what happened in the post, isn't this the reason some guys throw their girlfriends out the window?
 

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Originally posted by hungry_american
cold water is for soaking only when you wash it youre supposed to use hot water..
yah thats it
had to go read the washer lid haha
 

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it seems as if this kid wanted his brother and his parents to figure out.....
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

Damian

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I HAVE ONE THING FOR YOU!

WHITES = BLEACH + HOT

That's it...literally. If bleach doesn't get it out...nothing will

-Damian
 
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