Desdinova
Master Don Juan
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What in hell is it with women and fvcking shoes? I don't get it. I own three pair, she owns 768376623 pair. Really, WTF is it?
If we go out to a store and I leave her alone for five minutes, I eventually find her picking out another fvcking pair of shoes. It's inevitable. "Oh, these are cute!" So are the other 5000 pairs sitting in your goddam bedroom closet.
Whenever I walk in her door, I trip over the goddam things. There's a shoe rack at the front door LOADED with fvcking shoes. The only place left to put mine is up my ass.
She has two pairs of fvcking shoes that are like ten years old. Understandable, one of my three pair is fifteen years old which I use to just slip on if I need to go outside. But her ten year old shoes should have been throw in the goddam trash five years ago. They smell like an old man's sweaty balls which have been sitting on the radiator for two years. She's tried cleaning them repeatedly, throwing them in the washing machine, and NOTHING gets that goddam smell out. Of course, my suggestion to throw the toxic things in the trash is unreasonable because they're not falling apart. When my shoes start to smell like a polecat's ass, they go in the trash.
Anyone else fed up with women's obsessions with fvcking shoes?
If we go out to a store and I leave her alone for five minutes, I eventually find her picking out another fvcking pair of shoes. It's inevitable. "Oh, these are cute!" So are the other 5000 pairs sitting in your goddam bedroom closet.
Whenever I walk in her door, I trip over the goddam things. There's a shoe rack at the front door LOADED with fvcking shoes. The only place left to put mine is up my ass.
She has two pairs of fvcking shoes that are like ten years old. Understandable, one of my three pair is fifteen years old which I use to just slip on if I need to go outside. But her ten year old shoes should have been throw in the goddam trash five years ago. They smell like an old man's sweaty balls which have been sitting on the radiator for two years. She's tried cleaning them repeatedly, throwing them in the washing machine, and NOTHING gets that goddam smell out. Of course, my suggestion to throw the toxic things in the trash is unreasonable because they're not falling apart. When my shoes start to smell like a polecat's ass, they go in the trash.
Anyone else fed up with women's obsessions with fvcking shoes?