Ok, here's a good topic, do you guys have any suggestions on funny things that you can do at a restaurant, like maybe remarks that may be funny that you can say to a waiter/waitress, or some off the wall stuff that you can do without getting kicked out?
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Funny things to do at a restaurant?
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Master Don Juan
all kinds of sh!t. use your slimiest pick up lines, on purpose. act like you mean it.
"yessss, i'd like an order of fries, a large coke, and a ssssamantha well done, if ya know what i mean, sssamanthaaa...har har har"
"yessss, i'd like an order of fries, a large coke, and a ssssamantha well done, if ya know what i mean, sssamanthaaa...har har har"
Man, you guys oughta pay me for these babies!
I'll have a xxxxxxxx with extra love, please.
I'd like 3 half filled glasses of water please.
Ask to see the manager. Manager comes up. Claim that the server keeps stealing your french fries.
At the Krispy Kreme, courtesy of Walter Matthou in The Couch Trip: Take a straw and suck all the jelly out first. Then you can ask for more jelly.
See a table of pretty ladies? Go up and steal one of their ****tails. When they say, "Hey, that's mine!", let them know that it's only theirs if they've paid for it. (This has never worked for me - better make sure you're looking real good)
Server, if you missed a day of work, I swear, they'd have to retrain you!
Server: Can I get you anything else?
You: Yes. I need a gurney to carry me out of here. Why'd you let me eat so much?
At the Waffle House:
Can I have a tour of the kitchen?
I really get a kick out of impersonating the manager. Wearing my tie, I go around and ask people if everything is okay, then I start to talk to them about silly things.
I'll have a xxxxxxxx with extra love, please.
I'd like 3 half filled glasses of water please.
Ask to see the manager. Manager comes up. Claim that the server keeps stealing your french fries.
At the Krispy Kreme, courtesy of Walter Matthou in The Couch Trip: Take a straw and suck all the jelly out first. Then you can ask for more jelly.
See a table of pretty ladies? Go up and steal one of their ****tails. When they say, "Hey, that's mine!", let them know that it's only theirs if they've paid for it. (This has never worked for me - better make sure you're looking real good)
Server, if you missed a day of work, I swear, they'd have to retrain you!
Server: Can I get you anything else?
You: Yes. I need a gurney to carry me out of here. Why'd you let me eat so much?
At the Waffle House:
Can I have a tour of the kitchen?
I really get a kick out of impersonating the manager. Wearing my tie, I go around and ask people if everything is okay, then I start to talk to them about silly things.