funny thing happened last night

[backbreaker]

Okay, me and my cousins and my best friend decided to go to the club last night.

Now, as much as I do go out (not to much anymore, but often) i have NeVER been out with my best friend.

Now the first thing I notice when I go pick him up and that he is dressed exactly like me... I have my own style of dress, usually jeans, casual shoes, a nice button down shirt and a nice sportsjacket and depending on how I feel a hat... However the key is that the jeans I usually wear are "fitted" and not baggy jeans or it throws off the entire look. The shirt is usually a button down casual shirt that contricts the jacket and the jacket is a sports jacket.

Last nigth I had on some CK One jeans I got off ebay for 12 dollars that have become some of my favorate jeans, even though I have 5 pair of Diesel jeans, some brown on beige steve maddens, a D&G buttown down shirt with flower patterns on it that I like, and a brown DKNY sSPORTSJACKET. I had on a trucker hat that said "I'm rick james *****", pretty fly. Now, my best friend, even though I love him like a brother, and I mean that, didn't have ti right. He usually wears tee shirts and baggy jeans, so he had on some baggy jeans, a white church shirt and a cheap church suit jacket. I could tell it was cheap becasue it looked too stiff.

So we get to the club, and all the way he is talking about how it's going to be on and all of this crap, so me and my cousins friend, this guy who is a LB for Arkansas and is quickly becoming my best wingman (i'm going to miss him when he goes back to UofA) got o ur drinks and started working the women. My cousin is a little younger, 20, and he still has alot of aFC tendiences but I took him under my wing becasue not being gay, he is good looking and wants to do better but doesn't "get it yet" so I told him to just sit down, have a drink and watch how me and his friend work the crowd.

Now my best friend seems to be what I call the "club inspector"... you know the guy that sits in the back of the club and is sitting there the entire night bobbing his head like "yeah, this club passes the inspection".

Tyler, my wingman for the night, is what we call down here "off the chain" It's funny, because he is loud and can get on your nerves.. he takes girls from guys and dances with him, makes funny remakrs to women (not mean) but... he is 6'0 and 230 and all muscle, so guys get mad and then actually look at him and frown.

Anyway back to me. I knew it was going to be a good night when the bouncer stopped me and talked like 5 mintues where I got my hat. The second I actually got in the club there was around 2 girls that came up to me in the first 5 mintues, one asian and not too cute, the other was pretty right.

So we go up the stairs and all of us are sitting on the rail, and me and my best friend see our old best friend from high school. Now, he is bigger and has a self esteem problem, and he has gotten bigger so I am sure his self esteem problem didn't get smaller. On the other side of my two friends, there is Tyler the wingman, and these two white girls that are pretty good looking. So of course Tyler starts talking to one and I am checking out the other and she looks at me and smiles so I play around with her for a mintue then go and get the number (number count, 1)

No more than 2 mintues later, this girl who I used to see alot and knew had a crush on me, even though she is older than me pulls me to the side and talks to me. I waste no time whatsoever and tell her to give me her number so I can hook up with her sometome (number count 2)

By this time, I have had at least 15 people say one thing or the other about my hat (if you don't get it, it's from the Dave Chapelle show when he did the eposide about Rick James) and this one girl came up to me and said "let me see your hat"... Of course I said "girl are you crazy, I don' tknow you" She says "we can change that" Now I am thinking... I have a huge hat collection, and I paid $1.50 for this hat off ebay, I can easilly buy another and I just got my haircut so I didn't need the hat. So I say "babe, what's your name (she tells me). Look (name), tell you what I can do for you. Give me your phone number and you can have the hat" She says " sure" She gives to to me and tells me "I'm trying to have fun so unless you want to have fun don't call me" (number count 3...a tie with the first one for the best looking one)

All this and I haven't hit the dance floor yet. First I go check in with my best firned and he is still in the same sport, still bobbing his head. My little cousin has now got up and is folloiwng me and Tyler around. Tyler is doing his thang as well, he had to get around 3-5 numbers last night.

So my the first thing everyone, and I mean, everyone is asking me (people I didn't even know) is "man, where is your hat". I told them (I let this girl I was talking to have it). NOw my friends, the fat one and my best friend are sitting there like, all man you are caking and shaking their heads and stuff like that... yet they are in the same place they were when they walked in the building. I laught it off and go to the dance floor.

there is this older women who comes up to me, who Id idn't even know and says "where is your hat" I tell her i let a friend wear it and she says "that's too bad because I wanted to wear it" and rubs my head and unbottons my shirt, or at least the first button and puts her hand on my chest. I tell her "you didn't need the hat for an excuse to touch me" So we dance for a song and I know twot hings... first, I see this guy looking at her funny and I presume it's her man and second, this girl is a major freak, it was no waY I was leaving without this girl, or better yet woman's number (29 years old), so I tell her to go to the bathroom and she sneaks there and I get her number out there, and I was right, the guy starring at her was her man, but considering she was putting her hand down my shirt, and I am just trying to have fun anyway I really didn't care. (number count, 4)

 

[backbreaker]

So the rest of the night I reallly didn't see any women worth talking too... one, but she was hounded all night by these guys so I said "f-it", it's not like I am leaving here empty handed.

As I am wakling out of the club, i hear a "look at this pretty mutherfker"... I recongize this voice from somewhere and I turn around and it's this stripper I use to kick it with before me and my GF got serious and she got crazy. So I talk to hear for a mintue, but the entire time I can tell she has an attitude towards me and walks out... I did just change my number without calling her or anything. So I will count that as a rejection.

So we are sitting outside as the club closed and I am waiting for my friends and Tyler is talking to these two girls and out of the blue one of them says something nice about me, I don't know what because I wasn't listening, but both looked at me in a warm way. So I went over there and in troduced myself and told them we were leaving and got both of their numbers (As did Tyler) so we can all kick it sometime. (number count, 5 and 6)

And when I thought I had a good night, it got even better. I saw a fight in the parking lot! Just when you think it was good, BAM! it gets better.

So we get in the car, the first thing my friend says, and I knew he was going to say it, was "man, there was no just "bad" girls in the club tonight, this club is falling off.

Now mind you, this club is 3 stories, and it was so packed that by 12:30 they had to stop letting people in, easily over 1,000 people in there. MOre like 1,500-1,700.

I told him, and my cousin, that well, you wouldn' tknow there were any bad girls in the club if you are sitting on the wall all day. And even if you did see a girl that was "bad", you think she is going to have a sign on her head that says "brad only" (my best friends name), is giong to come to sit on the wall with you and only you?

I agreed to some extent, there were no just "goood damn she is bad" girls in the club. My GF is that bad, and there wasn't one girl in there that I would say looked as good as my GF... There was one white girl that was nice, but still.

To put it in prosepctive, all the girls i talked to and got numbers from were between 6.5-8's being honest. I would give my GF a 9. Now, if you are trying to tell me that you don't want to be at home and have the ability to call up a girl that is a 7.5-8.0 at the drop of a dime, you are crazy.

My co usin was like " man, how do you do it... all of the cute girls, even the ones you were talking to, were surrounded by guys, and you got their numbers". I told him that I got their nu mbers becasue to be honest, I really wasn't that intrested in them.

Like I explaned, I didn't get dressed up and go out to "get girls". I never do. I mean, i like women, but I went out to Have fun. Do get drinks. To talk to people. To see just how crazy Tyler is. I mean, I am pretty good looking, but my cousin and my best friend are both good looking as well.

I explained to them.. I have a GF that is a model (seriously). While I am in the club, she is leaving messages on my machine telling me she wants to see me that night and how she misses me.

I also have another women, same age as me, who if she was there tonight would have been the best looking women there, that is going to call me in the next 15 mintues because she really wants to talk to me and hasn't wants to get togher soon.

So in prospective, I have a 9 (my GF) and around a (8.8.. my GF, with better legs without the curves) jocking for my attention... So do you honestly think I give a damn about any women in here (my cousin thinks the girl that is an 8.8 is the finest girl he has ever seen) (and my dad actually tried to take my GF home one night when she was in a club wihtout me a couple of months back).

I explained to brad, it's a reason why all the girls he is talking to know, are girls he met in high school (just grautated college).. Now, his GF is BAD, and I mean, BAD... But Brad, being the best shooting guard in arkansas when he was a Junior and Senior in our state, had his pick of the litter simply because of who he was back then... when you are out of school, no one gives a damn how sweet your shot is.

I explained how you are laughing at me because i gave a hat away... he knows first hand how many hats I have because he wears them all... He knows I paid $1.50 for that hat, I just went and bought another one before I came to this forum. Why hold on to a hat, like that is what is making all these women talk to me. No peice of guarment is that important... I was rocking the hat, the hat wasn't rocking me. When I took it off, I liked just as good (and felt better, it was hot) and got more numbers then when I had it on.

(like I expected, the 8.8 called me later that night and we chatted, and I let my cousin talk to her just to show him that hey, she speaks english just like you do kid. she is a normal women that has normal needs, just like you are a normal man that has normal needs)

Anyway, my point is, it's easy to be brave from a distance. It's easy to say what you will and can do and to give other people advice, but it's alot harder to actually DO it. So unless you are otu there actually chatting up women, getting numbers, are in a relationship, don't tell someone who is how to do their thing.

 

[backbreaker]

also, for all of you black guys trying to date white girls, or you white guys trying to date asian women, etc...

I am black. Not Black Black, but I am african american. I'm about Will Smith's complextion.

Out of all of the girls numbers I got tonight, two (the last two) were black. The first one was white, the 2nd one was white, the third one was white, the fouth one was hisapanic I am sure.

I had a couple of other black girls come up to me. I had another 2 nice looking hispanic women showing intrest but I coudln't pry them away from their groups, and I had 1 asian girl come up to me.

I date WOMEN, not Black women, not white women, PRETTY WOMEN.. I said this around 6 months ago, that I have never talked to a women and she said anything about my race. I don't make it a big deal like " man, I need a white girl" or any crap like that, and they usually don't make it a deal either.

 

[ConfidentDon]

So wait I'm confused. Are you bragging or are you saying that getting women isn't that hard and all you have to do is chat them up and be confident? Maybe a little of both?

 

[backbreaker]

both. Also that I equate my best friend to the guys here that can quote everything in the DJ Bible, but have yet to talk to a women since coming here.

like I said, it's easy to be brave from a distance.

 

[MacDiddy]

Nice field report BB, I'm sure theres something to be learnt there with regards to your attitude and way of approach... but if you were trying to make a point, I probably lost it half way through your story.... How about giving us a summary of the point at the end for most of those who like to switch off after work...