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[mtlwlu]

Im just at the early parts of seeing this one girl, havent slept with her yet, anyways, I took my nephew out for ice cream at this new place in town and sent her the message "I just got marble slab ice cream" and she responds with "I never had it, Ive heard good things" then I responded with "funny, thats what girls say about my ****."

at least I think its funny lol.

 

[prairiedog24]

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[Sandow]

Horrible

 

[LinkinParkROX]

Good good good good good goooooood stuff! LMAO! This is exactly what I would have said. Good on ya mate!

 

[Dannyrt34]

Soo uh, did she respond?

I thought it was witty and ****y, but not so much funny.

 

[bukowski_merit]

i don't think it's horrible... because it would have been horrible to continue the d@mn conversation about what you're doing like you were giving her a twitter status update or something...

funny? not really... but depending on her maturity level - it could have got to her... you know with what you're dealing with better than I.... how did she respond?

 

[Biggie]

This reminds me of a text conversation me and my friend had. I texted her something and she said back "i'll smack you!" and i texted back "i'll smack you. with my ****." She's an old friend though and i always abuse her lol. (not physically) though i have kissed her and seen her naked ;-) good times lol.

 

[mtlwlu]

her response was "Id be utterly disgusted if that wasnt so clever, haha"
then i said "Im more than just a pretty face, I wish more girls would see that."

 

[COD]

umm not all women would find this a good text response.

 

[deathfromabove]

Ha, whenever I catch my friends saying **** that would fit the shoe, I reply with, that's what she said. I do it constantly, I can't help myself, the **** cracks me up on the inside. If a girl can't deal with your crude humor, well I guess she can't deal.

 

[bukowski_merit]

it's not neccesairly the crude humor that makes it not funny to me...

it's that there's millions of guys across the country who daily say that same exact joke ("that's what she says" types of jokes) and they don't show much imagination... it's possibly the most overused joke among high school students...
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with all that said:
they worked for the OP on the girl though... and that's all that matters for him in the end...

 

[scrouds]

I think it depends how old the girl is. and how old he is.

After living a while you want good humor, not bullsh&t and dane cook.

 

[Hughman]

Age & maturity are a factor. I wouldn't have been so blunt, but hey, if you don't have any qualms about her social group, then it's a better response that just being 'friendly'.

 

[mtlwlu]

its my humour, i find it funny and it worked. "Thats what she said" are classic when used correctly, I have never seen a girl who didnt laugh after that line.

 

[Igetit!]

Well,at least you guaranteed yourself that you WON'T FALL into the friendzone with her.

 

[playerone]

funny, thats what girls say about my ****.

****y.

funny, thats what girls say about my ****

****y & Funny.

 

[JCballin88]

I'm gonna say you got lucky on this one. I think most girls would be turned off by such a blatant reference to genitalia. But then again I've never really tried something like that

*goes off to wonder if I should try that one soon*

 

[fertileTurtle]

Girls are sluts. It works.