funny question for all the no fappers...

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Ok so u know that one day you will not be able to fap because u will be too old to be able to. I read how if u got sperm build up it forces u to go make shyt happens and score. Ok....if u develop ur skills when u can hook up without all the sperm buildup, that point is out the window.

How about this....if the world was about to end, what did no fapping get you. And, u never really know when ur world is about to end.
Not saying to fap till u bleed, but ....lol like I said, all the hard core anti fap dudes are welcome to reply.

But Damn it life is too short to not scratch ur itch, say good afternoon to the cutie, playfully slap a boob, jokingly poke fun at a girl, and for Damn sure life is too short to not attempt a kiss if ur body is feeling it.
 

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Im not a hardcore no fapper, just hitting my 1 week mark tomorrow. I originally started cause I would do it every night, one day I will probably go back to fapping (its inevitable haha) but only every few days or so.

I'm still not an expert at approaching and getting with girls as I think I need more experience and I get approach anxiety I guess so its been helping me with that either psychologically or physiologically, but I've noticed my small talk is much better and im more confident.

Its not only that but for me if you can RESIST men's natural temptation to gap, then its really a test of your own willpower. I feel like if I can conquer this, I can conquer anything....in a sense.
 

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I expect to be fapping during the coming zombie apocalypse.
 
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Its not even about fapping as much as it is about the dopamine that's generated from PORN specifically and its negative stimulating effects on your brain. Fapping is natural but arousal addiction can arise with constant exposure and reliance on porn. Its when it becomes a problem that people need to stop really, like if you can only get hard to porn for example. Or if you can't jerk off without it
 

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Quit the p0rn. But still find time for some "alone time" if you know what I mean. Visualize a girl you've banged in the past or that you'd like to in the future.
 

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What the last two posters said. No porn is sensible, no fap is ridiculous
 

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JoeMarron said:
What the last two posters said. No porn is sensible, no fap is ridiculous
Ya there's just too much energy in the body if u don't bust a nut and you will find yourself getting aggressive or some **** if u don't release the tension every now and then.

BTW I have learned the so-called art of the non-ejaculatory orgasm.

Some of you guys must know Mantak Chia.

According to the taoist sages you can circulate your chi through own own microcosmic orbit and by practicing this non-ejaculatory orgasm it can go straight up into your brain.

I've experienced it a few times, but at the time I was practicing it regularly and my d*ck became strong as a bull's d*ck... or c0ck!

It's pretty nice TBH, but sometimes it's really better to just explode your nut all over the place and have that sense of exhaustion.


Also, concerning porn, just watch the brazilian sh*t that's the best!:up:
 

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I have to fap at least once every 1/2 weeks, or else i become so agressive i worry i'll kill someone someday..
 

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GS750 said:
Quit the p0rn. But still find time for some "alone time" if you know what I mean. Visualize a girl you've banged in the past or that you'd like to in the future.
Porn is the reason for all the psychological issues. No fap was originally no porn but you could fap. Then some people decided to try not ejaculating at all. I personally believe jerking it is fine but porn really fvcks with me. As in can't get hard with a girl, that's the worst.
 

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Atom Smasher said:
I expect to be fapping during the coming zombie apocalypse.
Careful, you might become a zombie fapper. That zombie in the background that is always fapping. Zombies are also known for having their parts fall off, so that could be a problem also.
 

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JohnChops said:
Porn is the reason for all the psychological issues. No fap was originally no porn but you could fap. Then some people decided to try not ejaculating at all. I personally believe jerking it is fine but porn really fvcks with me. As in can't get hard with a girl, that's the worst.
Had the same issue. I decided to stop for good when I took a look back to when I was 12-13 and I discovered porn. I realized it had really had a negative impact on me socially. I'm going on 6 months and don't intend to ever watch porn again. :up: That's the biggest hurdle IMO, you have to be okay with the idea that you will never watch porn again.
 

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I actually find it hard to believe anyone could struggle to get it up when trying to have sex with a girl, hell im hard as a rock when I merely maintain eye contact with a girl I like.
 

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Well it may have had to do more with anxiety than anything, but I decided that the p0rn viewing certainly wasn't helping.
 

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zekko said:
Careful, you might become a zombie fapper. That zombie in the background that is always fapping. Zombies are also known for having their parts fall off, so that could be a problem also.
At least I'll be in the back so when it falls off it won't impede the forward momentum of the unruly zombie horde.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

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This thread is hilarious. Especially the poorly written OP. What a trainwreck.
 
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