Funny Pick Up Lines! I need some help...

[jaytuk]

I need some funny pick up lines to ask this girl. She really enjoys humor and is always making jokes.

 

[Igetit!]

I need some funny pick up lines to ask this girl. She really enjoys humor and is always making jokes.

Question: Do you know this girl? I mean,is she someone you have been around for a while...laughing,talking,and joking around with? Or is she someone who you've noticed from a distance,who you've never spoken to?

If you know her,how long have you known her,and when you two talk,how often do you talk and what kinds of things do you talk about?

 

[scrouds]

"HEy babay! You know that Farrah Fawcett died? Well whens he got to heaven god gave her one wish, and she wished for the world to be safe for the kids. So god killed michael jackson too."

If that doesn't get you the poon, then double your money back!

 

[mtlwlu]

^ I lol'd brilliant.

 

[Mike32ct]

"This is your second notice that your factory warranty may have expired LOL. Give me your name and number and a representative will contact you shortly."

Caveat - Dont try this on older women LOL.

 

[Hughman]

Don't use pick-up lines? - Corny, over-used and unnatural.

Whatever happened to wit, sarcasm and situational humour?

 

[Cinamon]

"HEy babay! You know that Farrah Fawcett died? Well whens he got to heaven god gave her one wish, and she wished for the world to be safe for the kids. So god killed michael jackson too."

If that doesn't get you the poon, then double your money back!

Seriously that wouldnt get you poon! :trouble:

Such a shame i usually like your posts

 

[djinhell]

Seriously that wouldnt get you poon! :trouble:

Such a shame i usually like your posts

ditto!

 

[Daydream Engineer]

Ahhh.... i love it when there is a mandatory bi-monthly thread about a newbie, who thinks that funny pickup lines is what get girls. But i hate it when reality b!tchslaps him in the face for thinking like that....

..... hey OP why are you advertising high school mascots? And the viking mascot has a creepy.... " what mother says, is always right... and she said sex is for devil kids" type of vibe. JUST saying

 

[Ice882]

if you can't come up with funny lines yourself you're doomed.

 

[sheep-man]

hey, we were in specil ed together

 

[Davis_Dan]

If she's a funny girl all you have to do is flirt with her.
If you don't know how, there's a lot of info about flirting all over, just take the time to read and learn how it's done.
Also, learn how to tease girls. You can also use negs.
DO NOT use funny pick up lines or any other kind to hit on her.
If you're in this forum that's already great, you're in good hands. Just read and learn the mindset of hitting on girls and flirting.
Ground rules: smile, be happy, be funny and be manly.

Good luck!

 

[HeyPachuco!]

"Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here"

 

[HalfAddict]

I like to read them... but I would never recite them haha