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S0LID

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It's a little something Ive used and had amazing success with and I think it's pritty original.

It works like this. I knicked my mates seat and left him with the uncomfortable one. He says,

"I love the way you take my seat, and then u dont even bother using it ".

I've used it on girls who smile a load. "I love the way you never smile, and have that missreble face".


If your in a rubbish club you can say,
"Wow i havn't had this much fun since I got stabbed"

I'd like you guys to contibute to this, the guy who I learnt this off has about 10 girls on the go, it has a nice bit of sarcasm in it.
 

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me: hey! what's up!
her: :(
me: wow! The last person I saw as excited as you was in a coma!
her: :D
 

S0LID

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my mate did a good one yest. We were driving to macDs and he said, "good job macDonalds has an invisible cash point".
 

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Originally posted by S0LID
my mate did a good one yest. We were driving to macDs and he said, "good job macDonalds has an invisible cash point".
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Originally posted by S0LID
I knicked my mates seat and left him with the uncomfortable one. He says,
"I love the way you take my seat, and then u dont even bother using it ".

my mate did a good one yest. We were driving to macDs and he said, "good job macDonalds has an invisible cash point".
What?
 
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