Funniest thing you've said post sex

T-KidTNB

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Told her I was going to post a field report about it on so suave to impress random lunatics on the net.
 

JNil

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I hooked up with girl for the first time, and came pretty quickly while she was giving me head, we were both a little tipsy, when I came, I shot a load in her eye, she fell off the bed backwards and nearly knocked herself out on my wall. lol I wanted to continue finishing so I said hey, where did you go? Like I didnt know lmao

She finally got up and said in a pouting face with a big bottom lip and a red eye:

"YOUR SUPPOSED TO TELL ME WHEN YOUR GONNA CUUM!" :crackup:
 
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