Funniest reasons for being dumped

[rgeere]

Originally posted by _XT_
Her: "I don't think we should date anymore because I'm not ready for a relationship right now"

The next week the girl hooks up with some other dude and they've been going steady for a few months now!

I always call women on those lines.
Next time a girl says that to me (if there is a next time)
I'm going to say "He was hot, wasn't he." in response just to watch the look on her face, lol.

That's ******** for "do you think I'm still sexy?" BTW.

 

[flirty_intentions]

Her: i have been so rude to you, still you have done so much for me.

Me: Ummmm..

Her: i feel really guilty, please dont ever call me again. if you do i will jump out of my window.

Me: I dont think you are strong enough to jump out.

Bangs the phone....and yeah she is still alive..

 

[Austin Allegro]

LOL!

I've had:

'If we continue this relationship, it would just be for the sake of it'

Ermm...as opposed to the sake of what else?

 

[Hollowpoint]

Originally posted by oldschool
1) I call her on the phone:
her:hello
me:hi, it's oldschool
her:I don't know anyone by that name
me:we just had sex last night
her:sorry I don't remember (hangs up phone)
meuch, my pride

2) her:it's not me it's you
me:you mean it's not me it's you?
her:no, I mean it's you

3) I've decided to become a lesbian.

4) I'm moving to africa. (Still see her around the neighborhood almost eveyday.

5) I only liked you for your looks, but after I got my glasses from lenscrafters, I realized I don't like you at all.

6) her: we're too similar
me: actually we have very little in common I thought
her: that's right, we're just to different
me: you said we were too similar
her: see, we have nothing in common

7) her: I don't want to ruin our friendship
me: so we're still friends?
her: no

All these haven't happened to me per se, but knowing women they could.

Hahahah! You made those up you bastard!!!

 

[FreeStyleZ]

*Follow up email after me showing her a thread I made about her and I on this website*

"Well since the general consensus on the website seems to be that im a hoe, lets just make everyone happy and call it quits".

Me: "Ok."

 

[RandomGuy22]

My ex : "I dont' wnat to be tied down my senior year. I still like you, but I want to date around. We can still date and be friends"

She is now going out w/ some kid from another school. LoL.

 

[Oxide]

freestylez, why did u show her the site?


this **** is hilarious.....


me -
"Can i call you RIGHT BACK?" - right...
"You are such a nice guy.." - after i drink tecquilla with her and start making out with her, feeling her up.. wtf is that, im nice if i dont rape her right away??
"You are an *******" - i deserved that a couple of times, when i was trying to be "different" lmao.

 

[phillyb]

" I really feel like I was falling for you, and that scared me."


AWE!!! well im so sorry.


BS!!

 

[comic_relief]

I got one for ya,
Her-"I don't like your smile, so we are breaking up."
Me-"Ok."

Problem is that she complimented me on my smile when we first met.

 

[KillingTime]

I got dumped b/c the girl wanted to have sex with me. (she was catholic and couldn't do it blah blah blah)

 

[maranathaman]

My recent occurance...

I met this gurl on match.com
I told her my pic was a few years old but that the only difference is that I now have a goatee instead of a full-beard.
The pic only shows my face, so how much could I have changed really! when we meet, she says that I look nothing like my pic (Total B.S!) and 30 seconds later she leaves...
What a waste of time that be-atch was!

 

[Engaged]

lies

these are classics that happened with my last ex:

I need space (screwing her ex-boyfriend during the space requested)

you hug me too much, you give me too much attention (not a problem when he was not around)

you are all over me

I find it odd to see you each day

and the stupidest reason to be dumped that only a dump girl gives to her boyfriend thinking he is as dump as she is:

we are having too much sex...

I would recommend french speaking loggers to read : "pitie pour les femmes" or pity for women by henry de monterlant written in 1920 (I do not know if it is translated to english)
this guy was writing about the failure of nice guys to attract women(based on his experiences) and that women only love men whom they fear and hate, it is in their evolutionary nature and every experience in life proves it...........the guy died 40 years but his spirit lives in every man who knows the meaning of a dignified relationship........

 

[zoinks]

The huge amount of time we spent ****ing was ruining her "acting career"

Kinda strange getting dumped for being too good in bed.

 

[doctoroxygen]

I got dumped a few years ago because my girlfriend "liked me too much" or "liked me more than I liked her" or something. It's too bad they don't come with logic built in...

 

[Dust 2 Dust]

" I promise I'll call you right back."

I never heard from her again and this was a girl that I had been out with only twice.

 

[MacDiddy]

1#
Her: "It just doesn't feel right anymore"

2#
Her: "mmmmm...." <thinking>
Me: "So you wanna break up with me"
Her: "Yeah, is that okay?"

3#
Her: "We're not right for each other"

4#
Her: "Baby, you know I will always love you."

 

[Omega]

1)

"I think we should just be friends" (classic LJBF)

2)

Me: So hey, what are you doing come this Sunday?
Her: Oh I'm booked.
Me: Oh yea? Well I'm pretty packed as well except for Saturday morning the next week. That night I'm going out with a couple buddys.
Her: Oh yea, well, I'm going away for three weeks to Florida this Sunday anyways.
Me: Mm? That's cool. WEll, Nevermind then. Cya.

Never heard from her again.

 

[Austin Allegro]

Just remembered another:

'I love you, but I don't want to be with you'.

sheesh....

 

[DJ Alejandro]

i got this when i was still a recovering DJ. yes, i learning DJ.

me: what's wrong? why'd you wanna talk?
her: i just had to say something.
me: ok, what is it?
her: you're not the type id wanna date, you're the type id wanna marry!!!
me: really??! [thinking all flattered. ] thanks!
her: but..
me: ...
her: we just met at the wrong time. maybe in a few years?
me:

 

[comic_relief]

DJ_Alejandro,

This is from a Pook Post (either from Kill That Desparation or Be A Man)

her: you're not the type id wanna date, you're the type id wanna marry!!!
Pook: Your not the type I would date. Your the type I would use for a one night stand.

Thanks Pook