Fun posting ridiculous OLD profile screenshots

[pipeman84]

I'm in my 50's and still regularly have sex with 2-3 different women in a day.

Carl Sagan's statement “Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence” comes to mind.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

I'd tap it, no doubt. She'd fit in the middle of the current rotation nicely, falling off between boyfriends but returning for a bit now and then. I'm seriously ok with a less pretty face and a nice body. I'm not delusional about where I sit in the marketplace, as many would seem to be.

You can keep your younger women; I'll happily boink hot "old" women, as some would think to be anyone over 25.. LMFAO. That's why I'm slaying, and most of ya'll prayin' sitting at your keyboards spouting.

I'm in my 50's and still regularly have sex with 2-3 different women in a day. I'm happy. You should be too. Guys do what works for you - don't give a fack about what anyone else says.

I like fit brunettes with >8 bodies; the face can be as low as a 6, do your thing - there's no shame in it.

I agree with your post but with these older broads you have to be more vigilant up front. Generally they bring other benefits to the table besides their looks but the main issue is that you dealing with attitude combined with decades of experience (of learning how to get what she wants). Kinda like an experienced homeseller holding out for top dollar even though the market is plunging.

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

Carl Sagan's statement “Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence” comes to mind.

And how do you propose that be done Bocephus? Like I'm going to out my plates - here? for you? hahah

Dazzle me with your brilliance and tell me how I'd prove my assertion. If I cared to?

As I've said before more times than I can count on this forum - just because its not your experience it does not invalidate mine.

I'm waiting for your solution.

That said lets not derail this thread - if you have a funny screenshot post it.

 

[Luni]

I'm in my 50's and still regularly have sex with 2-3 different women in a day. I'm happy. You should be too. Guys do what works for you - don't give a fack about what anyone else says.

I like fit brunettes with >8 bodies; the face can be as low as a 6, do your thing - there's no shame in it.

salute

 

[devilkingx2]

I asked her if she was a virgin.....42yo, tatted up, and these pics make her look way better than she is. View attachment 10655 View attachment 10656

This profile is the worst one. The biggest possible deal breaker for me is a girl who wants to limit the sex but of course plans for the guy to pay for several mon

Once again this the average in my area, just wow

Honestly I think these girls are great. Hot and horny is exactly what I'd want from an OLD match or any girl I date in general. Bonus points if they've got a sense of humor or a unique style/personality.

 

[devilkingx2]

This doesn't quite fit the subject of OLD but I saw this review for a gym I go to and I couldn't help but share it because of how absurd it is. Post wall women wants the last scraps of validation from men so she wears a revealing top to the gym, but she's the victim.

Apparently being told to change to less revealing attire means THEY are sexualizing her and in fact it's degrading to NOT allow women to dress like slvts. I see so many examples of female hypocrisy and delusion in ordinary places all the time, and I am reminded that the women on OLD are not "different", all women are like this.

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I can see how it would be embarrassing to go out in public and get told your outfit sucks but the YMCA is associated with children so I'd expect it to be a place with a modest dress code just like Disney World.

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Yup your size does matter…Jesus

She looks really hot with a great body to me, look at that ass! The red flag is not showing the face imo, that tells me it's her weak point.

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

She looks really hot with a great body to me, look at that ass! The red flag is not showing the face imo, that tells me it's her weak point.

Just to put everything in perspective - I don't think she's got a great body she's easily 40 lbs overweight, and her face IIRC was cute - Asian. Bangable? Sure, not much else IMO. But THIS illustrates the silliness of the men here arguing about a woman's attractiveness and ragging on other men's preferences. WHO CARES?

If that's hot to you it's excellent I don't care - you do and that's what matters. Why would I?

I just wish some folks here would give up on the posturing and help prop their brothers up instead of jockeying for the position of "Quien es el mas macho?".

 

[Dr.Suave]

 

[FlexpertHamilton]

I'm in my 50's and still regularly have sex with 2-3 different women in a day. I'm happy. You should be too. Guys do what works for you - don't give a fack about what anyone else says.

2-3 women a day? I'm more intruiged how someone in their 50s has the libido for that if anything. I'm good to **** 1-2 girls per week at most.

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

2-3 women a day? I'm more intruiged how someone in their 50s has the libido for that if anything. I'm good to **** 1-2 girls per week at most.

I’ve always been high drive, 2 a day isn’t out of the question on any given week, 3 is rarer, but occurs as well.

Not sure what to say, surely, I’m not the only guy like this.

As I am sat here writing this, just finished 3.5 hours with a plate and will see another later this evening.

 

[I_have_BDE]

What I find amusing is many women list "athletic" as their body type but don't look it. I don't mean fat but don't look like they workout 5 times a week. I guess "average" body type in the west would be like 170lbs so maybe that's why they list athletic if they weigh 140.

 

[Murk]

This is what I mean, every now and then you find one. 46 and by my estimation a solid 8.0-8.5 age adjusted. Very few men here would not tap it - even if they could:

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Can’t give a face like that a 8.5 she looks like a tranny no matter how nice the body is. Yes it’s smash because I’m a man but I’ve seen some hot Latina women look legit 8/10 in their 40s so it’s possible.

No need to shame people for having different standards either.

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

Well tbh, I don’t give a fock what you think, you’ve commented on some chicks here I’d pass on completely like WNF. But why comment? What would it accomplish? That’s right, nothing.

I do not feel the need to tell other men what to be attracted to, nor do I care what they find attractive. Furthermore, my cawk does not care what you think either.

Can’t give a face like that a 8.5 she looks like a tranny no matter how nice the body is. Yes it’s smash because I’m a man but I’ve seen some hot Latina women look legit 8/10 in their 40s so it’s possible.

No need to shame people for having different standards either.

 

[Murk]

Well tbh, I don’t give a fock what you think, you’ve commented on some chicks here I’d pass on completely like WNF. But why comment? What would it accomplish? That’s right, nothing.

I do not feel the need to tell other men what to be attracted to, nor do I care what they find attractive. Furthermore, my cawk does not care what you think either.

Cool

 

[bat soup]

Back in the old days, I remember people used to put classified ads in the "lonely hearts" section of newspapers. And because they paid per word, they always used to put GSOH for "good sense of humour". Now that they can write whatever they want, it seems nobody cares about a sense of humour anymore and from what I've seen few of the women on OLD have one.

 

[Bible_Belt]

Not sure what to say, surely, I’m not the only guy like this.

You're not. I used to be that way. It was fun, but I was prioritizing quantity over quality. And it was a lot of time and work. Honestly, and there are not a lot of guys who can say this, but I am happier with just one woman (who is better than all the rest at everything) than I was with a stable of hoowahs.

 

[The Duke]

This chic is married and looking for some random dihk. First pic on her profile is with her family. Feel sorry for her boys, they have to grow up with a mom that's a wh0re. I don't know how a husband could allow it, even if he had some strange on the side. What's the point of commitment. I see more of this all the time. Society is turning into a free for all.

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

This chic is married and looking for some random dihk. First pic on her profile is with her family. Feel sorry for her boys, they have to grow up with a mom that's a wh0re. I don't know how a husband could allow it, even if he had some strange on the side. What's the point of commitment. I see more of this all the time. Society is turning into a free for all. View attachment 10802

Why not post a screenshot of the profile she wrote.

 

[The Duke]

Why not post a screenshot of the profile she wrote.

Because the pic says it all. Her second part that talked about a non-monogaous relationship didn't hit home like the pic did. It was just words. You can bet I messaged her, told her what I thought. If she messages back I will include it.

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

The number of plain or outright ugly women in NorCal claiming to be “ethically non-monogamous” is growing.

I love how this chick says she’s “loving and loyal”. LOYAL?!?!?! What the actual Fock.