Fun Dinner

[newhotness]

OK, what's your take on this.

I went out for dinner with a few friends in a really busy, very popular restaurant the other night. I'm tired as hell, and I lean back and spread my legs out. People are having to step over my feet to get through the aisle.

One woman accidentally steps on my shoe. I say to her: 'hey, be careful, lady!' I give her a smirk when she looks back.

girl: 'I am so sorry.'
me: 'it's allright, just be more careful next time.'

At this point, the woman reaches under the table and begins massaging my thigh, looking into my eyes (is she sympathetic? is she horny?).

me: 'you must want me really bad' I say to her, still smirking.
her: (pauses) '...oh yeah, right,' she says softly.
me: I don't have a follow up to that. I don't know if this is just anti slut defense or what. I don't say anything.
her: 'well, I have to go to the bathroom now.' She pauses for a second. She's still looking at me.
me: I'm thinking, why is she still standing there? doesn't she have to go to the bathroom?

Did I blow this situation? We'd only been talking for a minute so I guess it was too early for her to admit attraction, but man, I was surprised when she reached under the table like that!

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[KillaCam]

From what you have said, yes, you blew it. She was on a platter.

Keep your eyes open next time

Notch it down as a positive dude. Better to have blown a situation, than not have a chance at all. Make it count next time.

 

[Fash]

her: 'well, I have to go to the bathroom now.' She pauses for a second. She's still looking at me.
me: I'm thinking, why is she still standing there? doesn't she have to go to the bathroom?

YOU IDIOT!!! :trouble: :trouble: :trouble:

Man if I was there right now, I'd give you a slap around the head and tell you to wake up!

She strokes your leg, then gets up and TELLS you that she has to go to the bathroom, then waits for you...

Well guess what... you just missed out on banging her brains out in the bathroom.

I used to be like that and would miss clear signals all the time because I kept telling my self "naaaa, i'm just being optimistic"... but guess what, any small signal you get.. follow it up!!!

 

[amadoodisforrealz]

yeah, been there done that. i know how you feel missing sh!t like that.

fash is right.

but then when you do take the opportunity, it's on.

better luck next time

 

[newhotness]

(Homer slapping himself against his own noggin): "Doh!"

YOU IDIOT!!! :trouble: :trouble: :trouble:

Man if I was there right now, I'd give you a slap around the head and tell you to wake up!

She strokes your leg, then gets up and TELLS you that she has to go to the bathroom, then waits for you...

Well guess what... you just missed out on banging her brains out in the bathroom.

I used to be like that and would miss clear signals all the time because I kept telling my self "naaaa, i'm just being optimistic"... but guess what, any small signal you get.. follow it up!!!

 

[wayword]

Well guess what... you just missed out on banging her brains out in the bathroom.

No shyt, he shoulda said, "need company?"

Then again, that sounds a little too good to be true. In other words, maybe "she" was a tranny, STD-ridden slvt or something else rather horrid. I mean, I don't think even your horniest borderline "normal" HB would be that easy.

 

[Fash]

I mean, I don't think even your horniest borderline "normal" HB would be that easy.

You will be surprised my friend... you will be surprised... :yes:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=94234

 

[dynamicallyidle]

yeah. this sounds like a script to a porno

i'm calling bull****

OK, what's your take on this.

I went out for dinner with a few friends in a really busy, very popular restaurant the other night. I'm tired as hell, and I lean back and spread my legs out. People are having to step over my feet to get through the aisle.

One woman accidentally steps on my shoe. I say to her: 'hey, be careful, lady!' I give her a smirk when she looks back.

girl: 'I am so sorry.'
me: 'it's allright, just be more careful next time.'

At this point, the woman reaches under the table and begins massaging my thigh, looking into my eyes (is she sympathetic? is she horny?).

me: 'you must want me really bad' I say to her, still smirking.
her: (pauses) '...oh yeah, right,' she says softly.
me: I don't have a follow up to that. I don't know if this is just anti slut defense or what. I don't say anything.
her: 'well, I have to go to the bathroom now.' She pauses for a second. She's still looking at me.
me: I'm thinking, why is she still standing there? doesn't she have to go to the bathroom?

Did I blow this situation? We'd only been talking for a minute so I guess it was too early for her to admit attraction, but man, I was surprised when she reached under the table like that!

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[wayword]

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=94234

Uh, yours is totally believable as it happened over the span of about, what, 6-7 hours...with step-by-step escalation?

But, this dude is basically claiming some girl wanted to jump his bones after 30 seconds - with NO real escalation? That sounds like a hooker to me, or a troll?

 

[newhotness]

Actually, she began rubbing my thigh within ten seconds (was it five?) after I opened her. She made her bathroom announcement in well under two minutes. I wasn't looking at a stopwatch, but it took somewhere between one and two minutes.

As your game improves, you will be surprised at how quickly you can progress through an interaction. When you get really good, you're not surprised at all. But how much fun is that?

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Uh, yours is totally believable as it happened over the span of about, what, 6-7 hours...with step-by-step escalation?

But, this dude is basically claiming some girl wanted to jump his bones after 30 seconds - with NO real escalation? That sounds like a hooker to me, or a troll?