GodsGiftToFatBirds
Senior Don Juan
Yo
Over the last 2 days, I've had 2 excellent opportunities to get laid with hot girls, but failed to convert either of them.
I want you all to read the field reports, which I'm gonna write in as much detail as possible, and then give me feedback of what i might have done right or wrong. Feel free to criticise, i don't mind it, so long as its constructive. (BTW, there's only one of the field reports in this post, i'll write the 2nd one later today when i have the time)
First chance was on Monday night, I was out at the students union where I work. I'd been working in the pizza place in the union and finished my shift at 12. The night (some normal cheese night) was on til 1 so i put on a shirt and went on the pull for an hour. After only a minute or 2, i was looking over the dance floor trying to pick out my mates when this blonde girl (HB7.5) approaches me with 'Do you remember me?'
She recognised me cos I'd served her and talked to her in both my 2 other jobs (on the bar and advertising insurance), I didn't remember her though!
She was like 'OMG, i can't believe you don't remember me, you smiled at me when you were on the bar'
Me: 'Yeh i serve hundreds of people every night though. I don't remember people unless there's summat unusual about them or they're a really hot girl'
Her: 'Are you saying i'm not hot'
Me: 'Well i don't mean to offend you....(look her up and down)..you're alright i suppose'
Her: (playfully smacks me)
Me: 'Actually i've got a little present for you'
And I do the close your eyes kiss close on her, she responds, we're kissing for a minute or 2, its all going sweet.
I was then like 'lets go and sit down upstairs for a bit', i take her hand and we go upstairs to a quiet area. For the next half an hour we're sitting on a sofa either making out or chatting - the convo varies between normal chat and dirty talk, she's wearing this t-shirt with a picture of a cat and saying summat like 'let me lick your pu$$y' (not the exact words but summat like that), when i ask if hers needs licking, she smiles and is like 'maybe'.
When she asks where i live, i tell her and am like 'why don't i show you, i've got the car', shes like 'i'm not sure, i've got a lecture at 9 in the morning' and we go back to normal chatting and kissing, she's getting turned on and it gets heavier, she has her hand on my c0ck at one point.
At the end of the night, i ask her again if she wants me to show her where i live, she's unsure again, she's like 'hmm well i have only just met you' so i'm like 'ok no prob, its time to go anyway, i'll walk you back' and we get up to go.
As we pass the pizza place where i'd been working before, i remembered i'd left my bag and coat in the staff room behind the counter, i'm like 'i'm just going to get my stuff' and i go behind the counter to get to the staff room. I take 2-3 minutes collecting my stuff and talking to co-workers who were still there, by the time i come out though, shes gone!
I'm not sure if i'd made it clear enough that she was to wait for me and why i was going behind the counter, I never said 'wait here for 2 mins' or anything like that. And we hadn't swapped numbers either, she'd asked me earlier if i wanted her number, and i'd been like 'yeh, i'll take it later'.
So that was that chance gone for the night! When i got home, i looked up her email on the uni email system on the assumption it had been some sort of misunderstanding, and sent her a casual email saying basically 'i don't know what happened but here's my number, get in touch'. Three days later, i haven't hear off her.
So what went wrong?! All opinions welcome.
2nd field report is a similar story of seemingly very high interest followed by flakiness, i don't have time to write it now but i will do later today.
Over the last 2 days, I've had 2 excellent opportunities to get laid with hot girls, but failed to convert either of them.
I want you all to read the field reports, which I'm gonna write in as much detail as possible, and then give me feedback of what i might have done right or wrong. Feel free to criticise, i don't mind it, so long as its constructive. (BTW, there's only one of the field reports in this post, i'll write the 2nd one later today when i have the time)
First chance was on Monday night, I was out at the students union where I work. I'd been working in the pizza place in the union and finished my shift at 12. The night (some normal cheese night) was on til 1 so i put on a shirt and went on the pull for an hour. After only a minute or 2, i was looking over the dance floor trying to pick out my mates when this blonde girl (HB7.5) approaches me with 'Do you remember me?'
She recognised me cos I'd served her and talked to her in both my 2 other jobs (on the bar and advertising insurance), I didn't remember her though!
She was like 'OMG, i can't believe you don't remember me, you smiled at me when you were on the bar'
Me: 'Yeh i serve hundreds of people every night though. I don't remember people unless there's summat unusual about them or they're a really hot girl'
Her: 'Are you saying i'm not hot'
Me: 'Well i don't mean to offend you....(look her up and down)..you're alright i suppose'
Her: (playfully smacks me)
Me: 'Actually i've got a little present for you'
And I do the close your eyes kiss close on her, she responds, we're kissing for a minute or 2, its all going sweet.
I was then like 'lets go and sit down upstairs for a bit', i take her hand and we go upstairs to a quiet area. For the next half an hour we're sitting on a sofa either making out or chatting - the convo varies between normal chat and dirty talk, she's wearing this t-shirt with a picture of a cat and saying summat like 'let me lick your pu$$y' (not the exact words but summat like that), when i ask if hers needs licking, she smiles and is like 'maybe'.
When she asks where i live, i tell her and am like 'why don't i show you, i've got the car', shes like 'i'm not sure, i've got a lecture at 9 in the morning' and we go back to normal chatting and kissing, she's getting turned on and it gets heavier, she has her hand on my c0ck at one point.
At the end of the night, i ask her again if she wants me to show her where i live, she's unsure again, she's like 'hmm well i have only just met you' so i'm like 'ok no prob, its time to go anyway, i'll walk you back' and we get up to go.
As we pass the pizza place where i'd been working before, i remembered i'd left my bag and coat in the staff room behind the counter, i'm like 'i'm just going to get my stuff' and i go behind the counter to get to the staff room. I take 2-3 minutes collecting my stuff and talking to co-workers who were still there, by the time i come out though, shes gone!
I'm not sure if i'd made it clear enough that she was to wait for me and why i was going behind the counter, I never said 'wait here for 2 mins' or anything like that. And we hadn't swapped numbers either, she'd asked me earlier if i wanted her number, and i'd been like 'yeh, i'll take it later'.
So that was that chance gone for the night! When i got home, i looked up her email on the uni email system on the assumption it had been some sort of misunderstanding, and sent her a casual email saying basically 'i don't know what happened but here's my number, get in touch'. Three days later, i haven't hear off her.
So what went wrong?! All opinions welcome.
2nd field report is a similar story of seemingly very high interest followed by flakiness, i don't have time to write it now but i will do later today.
