from PUA to AFC

[boulepiquante]

i was dying to go sarging today
with 2 new original kick ass openers and well rehearsed scripts that would get me the hottest of the hottest babes
PEACOCKING
i dressed like a peacock after what MYSTERY s theory that you must dress differently to attract the birds !!!
so i opted for sixties glasses ( JEFFERSON AIRPLANE STYLE for those who were born in the late 50 s) a feather in my hair ,a clown s red nose and a guitar attached to my left shoulder and penguins palms (real ones) to complement the scene

AT THE SHOPPING MALL
as i was entering the mall i was stopped by the security guard who suspected me to be ( i quote) 1 a lunatic or 2 on my way to the now celebrated fancy dress party and having been misdirected ( how could i? I know my village like the palm of my hand )
anyway
i was refused access to the place !! at the same time all the peoples eyes were directed at me especially the hot babes '!! i was feeling terrible and started to curse MYSTERY in FRENCH !! no one knew what i was on about !! here in this obsure dump nobody d heard about MYSTERY or ROSS JEFFIES or dd angelo or the DJ forum
so all in all the day was pretty much of a miss

 

[Egoist]

:crackup: good **** dude.

 

[Keeper]

LoL... man I wish I coulda seen that.

Where in SA are you located, mate?

 

[boulepiquante]

AFRIKAANSSPREKEND

bloemfOUNtain
en jy?

 

[NHY]

That must have being funny to watch, I have to admit :crackup:

Ah well, thats life!

 

[Malachi]

Do you think black nailvarnish is kinda gay for a guy to use as a subject start?...like to grab HB's attention?.

Cause i don't wanna get my ass handed to me by some guys thinking i'm a fudge packer.

-Malachi

On a side note, WTF did i think shezzler was American?...just realized ya from the UK aswell ahah

 

[Bhekizwe]

Originally posted by boulepiquante
i was dying to go sarging today
with 2 new original kick ass openers and well rehearsed scripts that would get me the hottest of the hottest babes
PEACOCKING
i dressed like a peacock after what MYSTERY s theory that you must dress differently to attract the birds !!!
so i opted for sixties glasses ( JEFFERSON AIRPLANE STYLE for those who were born in the late 50 s) a feather in my hair ,a clown s red nose and a guitar attached to my left shoulder and penguins palms (real ones) to complement the scene

AT THE SHOPPING MALL
as i was entering the mall i was stopped by the security guard who suspected me to be ( i quote) 1 a lunatic or 2 on my way to the now celebrated fancy dress party and having been misdirected ( how could i? I know my village like the palm of my hand )
anyway
i was refused access to the place !! at the same time all the peoples eyes were directed at me especially the hot babes '!! i was feeling terrible and started to curse MYSTERY in FRENCH !! no one knew what i was on about !! here in this obsure dump nobody d heard about MYSTERY or ROSS JEFFIES or dd angelo or the DJ forum
so all in all the day was pretty much of a miss

This is good stuff.Try out everything the gurus dish out and see what works for you and within your environment.
However,I have to agree with shezzler, the clown's nose just doesnt cut it.It's too extreme.

 

[aBAzLLnA]

Lmao, access denied. :crackup:

 

[blinkwatt]

Now you know what rejection is like. Now you have nothing to fear. Get out there and meet plenty of new chicks.