jbbrain
Master Don Juan
Bro-heems,
I havent posted in ages, but a recent situation or circumstance reads as such..I dont think Im looking for advice per se, but rather an outlet.
My current sitch;
I'm a 26 year old dj/personal trainer living in MTL. As it stands right now, I am spinning 6 plates pretty routinely, and slam dancing (lol) 4 of these. I'm loving my sex life at the moment as I have any of these girls on tap basically whenever I want. Life is perfect, eh?
Not quite.
For the past 3 months, I have been dating one of these chciks, let's call her Eve. Believe it or not, I met her on Facebook, joined her at a club that same night, and slipped her Lejaby exactly 1 week later (which happened to be our 1st date)..
She is the one who is causing me problems right now..or should I say, I'm letting myself cause problems for myself with this chick. How? Because I feel myself slowly....arghhhh, I cant say 'falling'..but theres a part of me that really likes her/sets her apart from the rest of the group.
Physically, she is everything I want in a chcik. Sexually, I cant even begin to describe the amt. of pure satisfaction I get from fukking her 2-3 nights a week..if it was my choice, it would be every night as our chemistry we share when we fukk is unlike any of which I've ever shared (having banged many, many girls in my life)..i don't want to come across as melodramatic or sensationalize anything, but it reallly is that good! I bust on her face, hit it up the ass, she is a freak of nature in bed and i am f'n smitten!
Add to this the fact that she desperately wants to be my girlfriend. She likes me a lot, gave me an f'n new bike, cooks me dinner 2x a week and lends me her car whenever I want.
I hear u all crying: "Whats the problem? Just go for it! She sounds PERFECT"
Ughhh, she might fairly well be, except for Notable red flags such as:
a)She is female player (work with me guys, I swear it can be differerent from a 'slut') she has amassed gifts (yes, even that car that she lends me lol) from here to the moon from her exs who became the latest victims of her seductively nefarious disposition)
b)she has the sluttiest history of any girl I know right now..Rampant sexual history to say the least, which, in itself, doesnt pose a real connundrum except for the fact that shes often candid/explicit with it..her 'younger years' she says. She fukks other guys too right now (at least one other), but of course, tried to hide/lie about it to me. Not that I berate her about it, since we arent exclusive afterall. But it does get somewhat fukking annoying when everytime we're together she asserts that she hasn't fukked anybody since she's known me AND that somehow she's 'blocked' from banging anybody else when I just found out she banged some freak of nature old ass doctor 5 days ago.
c)She haseasilly 95% guy friends, many, or all of whom I'm certain she has banged at some point in the past
d)She has a history of lying (to me as well as to others) and...'drumroll', CHEATING on ex boyfriends (on my end, its complete hearsay, but from a very credible source..she will never admit to it..see below on what happens when I have brought it up.
e)she's aggressive as all hell and has no qualms with shouting and screaming at the top of lungs at me when we fight. She yells like a man. Seriously.
be certain, gentlmen, that I can offer proofs of an ' f), g) and h)' easily but will stop.
In short, she can maybe be described as total non-girlfriend material. My problem is, everytime I see her, she tries to rope me in further and further into her relam through her 'niceties' (like..giving me whatever I want) complimenting me from here to the moon as welll as providing me with the best sex/*******s I can ever hope to experience. She is trying to break me down and god f'n dammit she is doing a fabulous job. The only thing preventing me from talking the plunge is my self respect and my sanity (you could never trust this girl)
I'm telling you! She is a f'n player and knows how to play the game felllas!
How many of you out there can relate to my story? How many of u have let yourself start to have feelings for complete game playing, deepthroating, gift giving, homecookin' (but nevertheless) *****s? lol
any feedback would be great
ps-yes I know I can just stop seeing her and that my 'problem' would be naturally taken care of, but..well
that would mean the end of so many lovely things that other chicks are just NOT providing me right now..namely: Passion...and the best sex ever. Fukk...holy shyt..does that make me officiallly puzzy whipped? llol
I havent posted in ages, but a recent situation or circumstance reads as such..I dont think Im looking for advice per se, but rather an outlet.
My current sitch;
I'm a 26 year old dj/personal trainer living in MTL. As it stands right now, I am spinning 6 plates pretty routinely, and slam dancing (lol) 4 of these. I'm loving my sex life at the moment as I have any of these girls on tap basically whenever I want. Life is perfect, eh?
Not quite.
For the past 3 months, I have been dating one of these chciks, let's call her Eve. Believe it or not, I met her on Facebook, joined her at a club that same night, and slipped her Lejaby exactly 1 week later (which happened to be our 1st date)..
She is the one who is causing me problems right now..or should I say, I'm letting myself cause problems for myself with this chick. How? Because I feel myself slowly....arghhhh, I cant say 'falling'..but theres a part of me that really likes her/sets her apart from the rest of the group.
Physically, she is everything I want in a chcik. Sexually, I cant even begin to describe the amt. of pure satisfaction I get from fukking her 2-3 nights a week..if it was my choice, it would be every night as our chemistry we share when we fukk is unlike any of which I've ever shared (having banged many, many girls in my life)..i don't want to come across as melodramatic or sensationalize anything, but it reallly is that good! I bust on her face, hit it up the ass, she is a freak of nature in bed and i am f'n smitten!
Add to this the fact that she desperately wants to be my girlfriend. She likes me a lot, gave me an f'n new bike, cooks me dinner 2x a week and lends me her car whenever I want.
I hear u all crying: "Whats the problem? Just go for it! She sounds PERFECT"
Ughhh, she might fairly well be, except for Notable red flags such as:
a)She is female player (work with me guys, I swear it can be differerent from a 'slut') she has amassed gifts (yes, even that car that she lends me lol) from here to the moon from her exs who became the latest victims of her seductively nefarious disposition)
b)she has the sluttiest history of any girl I know right now..Rampant sexual history to say the least, which, in itself, doesnt pose a real connundrum except for the fact that shes often candid/explicit with it..her 'younger years' she says. She fukks other guys too right now (at least one other), but of course, tried to hide/lie about it to me. Not that I berate her about it, since we arent exclusive afterall. But it does get somewhat fukking annoying when everytime we're together she asserts that she hasn't fukked anybody since she's known me AND that somehow she's 'blocked' from banging anybody else when I just found out she banged some freak of nature old ass doctor 5 days ago.
c)She haseasilly 95% guy friends, many, or all of whom I'm certain she has banged at some point in the past
d)She has a history of lying (to me as well as to others) and...'drumroll', CHEATING on ex boyfriends (on my end, its complete hearsay, but from a very credible source..she will never admit to it..see below on what happens when I have brought it up.
e)she's aggressive as all hell and has no qualms with shouting and screaming at the top of lungs at me when we fight. She yells like a man. Seriously.
be certain, gentlmen, that I can offer proofs of an ' f), g) and h)' easily but will stop.
In short, she can maybe be described as total non-girlfriend material. My problem is, everytime I see her, she tries to rope me in further and further into her relam through her 'niceties' (like..giving me whatever I want) complimenting me from here to the moon as welll as providing me with the best sex/*******s I can ever hope to experience. She is trying to break me down and god f'n dammit she is doing a fabulous job. The only thing preventing me from talking the plunge is my self respect and my sanity (you could never trust this girl)
I'm telling you! She is a f'n player and knows how to play the game felllas!
How many of you out there can relate to my story? How many of u have let yourself start to have feelings for complete game playing, deepthroating, gift giving, homecookin' (but nevertheless) *****s? lol
any feedback would be great
ps-yes I know I can just stop seeing her and that my 'problem' would be naturally taken care of, but..well
that would mean the end of so many lovely things that other chicks are just NOT providing me right now..namely: Passion...and the best sex ever. Fukk...holy shyt..does that make me officiallly puzzy whipped? llol
