Friends with benefits?

JH6

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here in ny its 17.

Still kinda young but what can I say, i'm 22 and am trying to get with this girl who's 18.

Legal in all states and it doesn't feel weird either.
 

Lost In Translation

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a street pimp's perspective :

for spurnout

how can any of you guys seriously even mention the word relationship in the same thread as this girl

rewind the tape

first night : she only wants to f*** if you got the drugs bro

X the drug of choice for the modern crack h0e

you feed her drugs she gives you sex

sex for payment in cash or drugs is PROSTITUTION

just shining some light on how this girl thinks ( alot of women think like this these days )

yes you got sex anyways without having to give her drugs

does that make her less of a crack h0e ?

she mentioned another guy in the mix too

you using condoms which is a must, good man :)

you seem to have it all under control so keep on truckin'

maybe this info can help you

something i have seen on the streets / chicks this age doing the drugs like that and need the porn for the start up

i see so many chicks in the worst of situations so i see the patterns and the porn is a clue that this chick has serious problems

i am saying i have seen chicks this age act a certain way

usually they have been gang raped

dunno if that info is any help to you hopefully you protect your heart and not fall for her / develop feelings

to JackPrescott

some tough love for you my brother

**but instead of kissing her, I wished her goodnight

was it one of those moments when you KNOW you supposed to grab your balls and be a man and JUST KISS HER ?

**We talked of our ****ed up love lives, and had many drinks

don't spill your guts or you will end up in the friends box

and don't listen to her moan for 2 hours about her problems unless it's 2 hours moaning in the bedroom or you will end up her emotional tampon

**Tonight we figure out if she is merely a ****tease, or she wants to get down and dirty

no no no you got it all wrong

ok YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SET THE PACE

you know she is into you. she is giving you opportunity to spit your best game and BUST A MOVE. you gotta get it into your head that you decide where this ride is going. she said SEX in ******** when she complained that she has to get herself off.

feel free to slap yourself in the head **NOW**

keep acting like SHE IS IN CHARGE and she dictates the pace and she will realise you are not an alpha male and box you as a friend

but then you get to hear her moan for 2 hours and complain how good the sex is with the next guy " who gets it "

just trying to help you bro :)

**The "Friends with Benefits" thing would work well in our lives, we could fullfill a basic human need, (A release of sexual tension) still continue to date others and pursue career goals, but on those miserable Friday and Saturday nights which prove fruitless at "Da Clubs" we would be a mere phonecall away from pure sexual bliss. Instead of both of us lying( seperatley) in a lonely bed, frantically and pathetically using our hands as replacement for a lover, bring ourselves to a self stimulated orgasm which is about as satisfying as a loud belch, and then cleaning up the mess, and falling asleep holding a pillow.....

**A simple phone call, and I'd show up at her place with some lubricant and a good "toy" and perhaps a dirty DVD or 2, and a bottle of Opal Shiraz....we could watch "Story of O" or perhaps the cult classic "Lies" and enjoy a glass of red, and start playing together, until we landed up in the missionary, full penetration, rock and roll, baby, fall asleep naked in each others arms, or she could have me leave after I made her come.....either way, it would be a wonderul night, no strings attached!


INSERT VOMIT WHERE ?

ok oneitis check starts here ^---

i am looking forward to your update on how your time with her tonight goes, please keep us all posted



Lost In Translation :D

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spurnout

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yeah it's unfortunate but she has a ****ed up home life. i was talking to her the other day asking how many siblings she has...i think she said 16...and she's the oldest...i was like holy ****ing **** ur mom is a slut! so no...i'm not surprised about a lot of ****...also...she did mention a guy but i talked to my friend 'cause they took off for cali and he said that she didn't mention any guy to her and she said she had no plans so i think she's playing the hard to get role now which means when she gets back into town i won't be hitting her up, she can hit me up 'cause i know she will eventually wondering why i'm not all over her nuts... :)
 

AmazingTricks

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i duno how good callin her mom a slut is in terms of teasing/taunting
 

spurnout

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hahahahaha! i'm sure she would've slapped me...i was only thinking that she's a slut...i would never talk **** about anyones family members 'cause that kills EVERYTHING right there. i dated this girl that i wasn't really attracted to physically or mentally and she had 2 kids (big mistake for me) and i could never hang out with her 'cause her sisters were always buggin her and would never leave us alone as if we didn't have enough time with her having 2 kids. rule of thumb...do not talk **** about any family members...
 
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