blueangel83
Senior Don Juan
Tell her that she's an ugly old bag and that you want nothing to do with her.
Friends mom putting the moves on me
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ShizamDaMan
Master Don Juan
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Make her buy you stuff. That's what I'd do.
But seriously, you may want to consider finding a new fvck buddy, or doing it at your place 100% of the time.
But seriously, you may want to consider finding a new fvck buddy, or doing it at your place 100% of the time.
flippinfreak
Master Don Juan
Alright, I've come to a conclusion
We're just going to have to part ways for a while.
Time to find a new wing girl, no more taking it easy.
Something good WILL come of this, thanks all.
We're just going to have to part ways for a while.
Time to find a new wing girl, no more taking it easy.
Something good WILL come of this, thanks all.
Well what I'd do.
Me I used to be pretty bad with girls, still today have not had sex.
If I can get girls unattracted to me so can you.
1. Be assumptitous.
2. Have a weird laugh. Ha! Snort!
3. Talk gay.
4. Act gay
5. Walk gay.
6. Pick you nose and eat it.
7. Burp!
8. Fart.
9. Say I am a loser, why would you want to pursue me. I'm worthless.
Me I used to be pretty bad with girls, still today have not had sex.
If I can get girls unattracted to me so can you.
1. Be assumptitous.
2. Have a weird laugh. Ha! Snort!
3. Talk gay.
4. Act gay
5. Walk gay.
6. Pick you nose and eat it.
7. Burp!
8. Fart.
9. Say I am a loser, why would you want to pursue me. I'm worthless.
Kalel21
Don Juan
So your telling me that your **** buddies and her mom wants her pipes undrained. Why not arrange a 3some? 
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spider_007
Master Don Juan
EMBARASE HER, just make sure you let your little buddy know just before you do it.....
avoid her???
avoid her???
DonMEgaHoss
Don Juan
I hate clingers... OLD clingers are the worst... oh yeah how about having some old senile UG fattie molest you at an hospital when your in the bed and cant get away?!?!?!
I dont speak from personal experience but I've had some ugly old senile lady come rub on me and a cop was watchin so I couldnt shove her fraile ass away. Just watch as the cop laughs his ass off and not helping me.. F^ck the police ...
I dont speak from personal experience but I've had some ugly old senile lady come rub on me and a cop was watchin so I couldnt shove her fraile ass away. Just watch as the cop laughs his ass off and not helping me.. F^ck the police ...