friday 5 mins

[Jack-Torrance]

LOL!!!! "I'm the grand wizzarrd. And I can teach you to be a grand wizzard too, come hang out with me this weekend and we'll go over everything."

LOL that will surely make her laugh... maybe not in the way you'd like!

Possible replies:

HER: Uh, huhhhh *backs away*

HER: *no answer, tumbleweeds*

HER: Oh yay I am a wizzard wooooohoooo



mate my best advice to you would be to pre plan for yourself, if you start using other peoples stuff all mixed together, it will surely notice that you are not being you. Unless you manage to completely grasp each and everyones personality that is.

Pre plan on how to turn average things into something of your own!

e.g.

HER: So you alright?

YOU: [Just don't say: uh, yer... or uh, kinda...] Yer I'm alright, can't you come up with something more interesting to ask me huh, or is my hotness making you nervous ?

That's kind of C+F...

 

[Jack-Torrance]

P.S. if you try semi-sexual don't sound like some horny peadophile lol

 

[Plec07]

P.S. if you try semi-sexual don't sound like some horny peadophile lol

Though funnily enough that can sometimes work, just not very often .

And I agree with Jack, you need to get your own thing going coz I know for a fact I wouldn't be able to get the delivery right for some of the stuff other people have said, simply coz of my personality.

 

[Grand Wizzard Alamar]

should I start off online, and use phrases I come up with?
lol check out the sex rap Plec and I made:

I lay her down on the ground with my doggystyle, pound for pound she gets around and lets me stick it for awhile.
A mile thick, my smile trick, a way to pick the sex sexy chick, a single lick turns from "make it quick" to "hit me hard, oh my lord",
the born to do porn award never bored forever explored by clever sex experts who flirt skirts until it hurts.
Still unalert, they blurt off her shirt and start to jerk, a quirky splurt of flith as obscence as a fiend for a wife we call a milf.
Gross, disgusting, the men are stuffing their stuff inside, this cowgirl's ass now purled, begins to ride the fleshy tide.
Bruised used the porn bride, skin torn aside to fit the big bit up that slit below the cl*t, but no need to spit, because shes got you covered, aroused by this lover, undercover, a sly guy who when browsed, vows that you'll be aroused, for his description reads: a perscription for cuts and bleeds to fill your everyday needs, so show the paper please.

 

[Plec07]

should I start off online, and use phrases I come up with?
lol check out the sex rap Plec and I made:

I lay her down on the ground with my doggystyle, pound for pound she gets around and lets me stick it for awhile.
A mile thick, my smile trick, a way to pick the sex sexy chick, a single lick turns from "make it quick" to "hit me hard, oh my lord",
the born to do porn award never bored forever explored by clever sex experts who flirt skirts until it hurts.
Still unalert, they blurt off her shirt and start to jerk, a quirky splurt of flith as obscence as a fiend for a wife we call a milf.
Gross, disgusting, the men are stuffing their stuff inside, this cowgirl's ass now purled, begins to ride the fleshy tide.
Bruised used the porn bride, skin torn aside to fit the big bit up that slit below the cl*t, but no need to spit, because shes got you covered, aroused by this lover, undercover, a sly guy who when browsed, vows that you'll be aroused, for his description reads: a perscription for cuts and bleeds to fill your everyday needs, so show the paper please.

Mate I take no credit in that, it was all you. I just sat there nodding my head as you wrote it up, deciding all by yourself which lines to put in, which words to use ect .

This is proof you can rap, now keep practising untill you can make something like that up on the spot with any topic someone gives you.

 

[_DracoLord_]

back up

I think you should probably hold off on the C+F and such for now, and just practice opening with people and starting a conversation. Just keep practicing your conversational skills until you're comfortable thinking of things on the spot, and then move on to some pickup skills. :woo:

 

[Grand Wizzard Alamar]

Shes being a ****ing ***** online. Should I back away for awhile?

 

[_DracoLord_]

Yes, forget about her right now and go talk to other girls. She's not worth wasting time over when you could be out there working on your game instead of sitting at your keyboard getting nowhere.

 

[Grand Wizzard Alamar]

how about trying some seduction?
here it is: I dislike all 3 girls that I ever had a crush on, the first one for being a ***** to me, the second for telling the ****ing third that I liked her, and the third for *****ing me out completely from her friendship... what the **** AJH.

on a happier note, I'm going to ask a girl if I can hang out with her sometimes...

all I can think of now is make friends that are friends with her, and get her to be jealous of me.. also try some seduction.

any tips or suggestions?

 

[Void]

Yeah thats because I'm the grand wizzarrd. And I can teach you to be a grand wizzard too, come hang out with me this weekend and we'll go over everything.

just an idea...... but my idea probably sucks

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL! :crackup:

OMG EVERYTIME I READ THAT I LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!!

ROFL
L0LZ0rZ!!!
LOL!!!111oneoneone

plEASSSSSEE say that to heeeeeeeerrrrr..

then afterwards invite her over and teach her how to become a Night Elf Rogue and to rule the World Of Warcraft.

but seriously if u need help just send me a message....ill reply later to this thread for help maybe though =). i own now.

 

[Grand Wizzard Alamar]

OK... A Grand Wizzard....
DJ (Disk Jockey, not Don Juan) Grand Wizzard Theodore invented the scratch.

Yes he invented the "whuixxxxzt-i-wzxhheeeew-zxh-wiw-zzh-wiwww-i-whicitzaah-whheeeew" sound.

he was student of the legendary Grandmaster Flash, who now resides in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as the first hip hop group ever inducted (with the Furious 5 Melle Mel, Cowboy(Rest In Peace!), Scorp, Creole, Rahiem..)

its a hip hop name. not a nerd name lol -_- even though I do like the Might and Magic RPG (best damn game I've ever played)...

 

[Grand Wizzard Alamar]

Uhhh I really do need help lol, because my humor might scare girls away, meaning I have to change my way of thinking a little more.

 

[girl_in_a_boy_forum]

Yeah thats because I'm the grand wizzarrd. And I can teach you to be a grand wizzard too, come hang out with me this weekend and we'll go over everything.

I seriously choked on my ramen when I read this. :crackup:

 

[Grand Wizzard Alamar]

now I need to learn how to tame a beech, should I try hanging out with her friends, and flirting with them?

I don't even know the definition of flirt though, no more then how to flirt..

 

[_DracoLord_]

Ok, I'm going to say this one more time... Stop thinking seduction, C+F, or any other 'techniques'. None of them will help you without having a solid grasp on basic social skills. Forget these girls that you are obsessing over - that is BAD. Go talk to, have good conversations with, and befriend as many people as possible, male or female. Get your people skills down, and then come back and we can help you with the seduction techniques.

 

[Lust]

Uhhh I really do need help lol, because my humor might scare girls away, meaning I have to change my way of thinking a little more.

Damn fvcking straight you need help with your humor.

Christ!

I don't mean to be harsh or anything, but if you think that's humor, my nipples are fluro orange.

I think you need to have a socially acceptable sense of humor and thinking, let alone a "cool" one.

Go rent some comedy DVDs, Hitch is also good, and Swingers.

Seriously, you need to focus on this first, stop trying to take a fvcking million steps at a time, i've been reading this thread and you have been deciding to work on something then change your mind a few days later.

 

[Grand Wizzard Alamar]

ok..
@Lust :humor tips: can I have your AIM?
@people skillz: I want to try using C+F on new people I meet.

I'm going to be meeting alot of girls and guys through my friends from now on. I'll just ask my friends to introduce me to someone new.
Before I know it, I might actually be able to meet complete strangers.

 

[bigw]

You're 14...........

I know horses who have better humour than you.

 

[Kiko-]

That's it.
You're too insecure and you're highly scared of rejection, which isn't really gonna get you anywhere.

You need to display the image of an Alpha male who takes control of a situation. Don't try and get her number over the internet, b/c that's gonna just look bad.

The chick seems quite freaked out by you and you're ALREADY thinking about using c&f?
First, create a comfort zone and be confident and take it with the c&f from there.

IMO you should move on.. And definitely start building up a reputation. Even though you're only 14, start from now. Make new friends, do new extracurricular activities and meet new people. Learn from trial and error and after each -failure-, review what you did wrong. That should be the ONLY analyzing you do, don't analyze the situation of "What am I gonna do tomorrow when I see this HB for 5 mins".

It has been mentioned before about the way you 'interrogated' her when you really should be getting her subconscious mind mainly aroused. Its not about what you really say (unless its ****ing stupid), but HOW you say it. Also, if you run out of things to say, use this technique I heard from another player called cherry picking.. Pick something off her and use it to talk about
e.g. You: Those are interesting shoes.. where did you get them from?
Her: On my holiday to Spain
You: Oh how was that then?/You like travelling? etc.

Read the DJ bible too, and use your common sense, girls are intuitive creatures, don't deliberately try to impress or whatever. Be an Alpha. Learn the body language.

Laterz, Kiko

 

[Plec07]

That's it.
You're too insecure and you're highly scared of rejection, which isn't really gonna get you anywhere.

You need to display the image of an Alpha male who takes control of a situation. Don't try and get her number over the internet, b/c that's gonna just look bad.

The chick seems quite freaked out by you and you're ALREADY thinking about using c&f?
First, create a comfort zone and be confident and take it with the c&f from there.

IMO you should move on.. And definitely start building up a reputation. Even though you're only 14, start from now. Make new friends, do new extracurricular activities and meet new people. Learn from trial and error and after each -failure-, review what you did wrong. That should be the ONLY analyzing you do, don't analyze the situation of "What am I gonna do tomorrow when I see this HB for 5 mins".

It has been mentioned before about the way you 'interrogated' her when you really should be getting her subconscious mind mainly aroused. Its not about what you really say (unless its ****ing stupid), but HOW you say it. Also, if you run out of things to say, use this technique I heard from another player called cherry picking.. Pick something off her and use it to talk about
e.g. You: Those are interesting shoes.. where did you get them from?
Her: On my holiday to Spain
You: Oh how was that then?/You like travelling? etc.

Read the DJ bible too, and use your common sense, girls are intuitive creatures, don't deliberately try to impress or whatever. Be an Alpha. Learn the body language.

Laterz, Kiko

Great post dude, you hit it spot on. +1 rep