FR-"We're Not Having Sex"

TheException

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Good ole social circle game...

Went with a buddy to a small college campus and was staying with a girl from his program for the night. Get to drinking and I do the usual...engage and converse with the guys and make comments/jabs to the women(funny/witty comment). Just having a good time. We get back to HB7's house and continue drinking. Only like 5 people at the house at this point(3 guys including me, HB7, HB4) HB7 i can tell is into me.

Funny thing is when i first was learning "game" i remember having to consciously look for "IOI's" from women and determine that way if she was interested. Now...its all done automatically. I dont even think about it. I just KNOW now. So i decide to make my move. Shes goes into the house to change the music(we were on porch), and i follow naturally....nice 1 on 1 time. Go for the kiss...and get it. Isolate on porch...makeout and she straddles me. Well this is going well....andddddd then she drops this line:

HB7: We're not having sex tonight.

LOL^

Obviouse sh1t test/ASD. So naturally....

Me: Of course not...im a virgin.

The key to handle these types of scenarios is to NEVER TAKE IT ON logically. Any answer..thats not an answer works. Only use a line like i do, if its obvious your NOT a virgin aka shes aware that i have "game". Give it a half hour and im in her bed. Again...

HB7 as im taking her shirt off: Your a bad influence...we re not having sex.
Me: Who said anything about sex. I sleep naked.

HB7 as im taking her panties off: We re not having sex.
Me: Im too nervous to do that.(obvious not as im seducing her right out of her clothes)

You guys see how to properly plow? Its more about your frame than the actual content of what you say. Dont take it on logically...just be confident and move the progression forward. AND NOW FOR THE MOST EPIC PART OF THE STORY...She starts to grind on me without penetration, then rolls off and pretend to fall alseep while murmuring "how bad i am" and even calling me a "s1ut". I lol'ed at the one...totally a first. Then would reach back and start jacking me off. She does this 3 times and at this point...im honestly sick of being teased and was considering just rolling her over and going to town butttt i decide for epic alpha game and decide to roll over and pass out on her a$$.

Next morning she wakes up...starts touching me and throws a condom at me. Im hungover as fvck and really have no interest in exerting myself...but fvck it...i put it on. Probably about 5 mins in, i lose my boner and roll off like a champ lol and more sh1t tests ensue.

HB7: I havent had sex in 2 months and thats what i get.
Me: Ya...think i just beat my record by 15 seconds.

I tell her im beat and dont feel like "exercising" and tell her to wake me up later. She wakes me up...i throw on a condom and bang it out. Still super hungover and earsplitting headache. Go like 15 mins, get her off 3 times, and i lose interest and boner and roll off and go back to bed.

HB7: Oh my god, that was good. I needed that. I dont care if you got off, i had a blast.
Me: Ya...ill probably beat off in your bathroom later.

Notes to take:
-Proper sh1t test responses
-Always be escalating. Girls Actions > Words. As long as shes showing interest, fvck what she says.
-Mentality. Its about me...i pass out on her, because i got bored and was sick of the games. I roll off in the morning because I feel like sh1t. I dont go out of my way or jump through a million hoops to please her.
-Girls love big d1cks.
 

zinc4

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exactly how it should be done...the no sex thing is a huge joke and common sh&t test....it turns them on when you non chalantly play it off and keep making them wet...

sometimes, i literally just say, shut up, you talk way too much when they say no sex while smiling....if you are already making out, then the shut up line always makes them much more hornier...but obviously, i am a virgin is great too...have used that one before as well....or i am the innocent one you are corrupting me...
 

Uncharted

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Haha I usually just agree and say "oh yeah I don't want to have sex" and then escalate physically.

If she says "I thought you didn't want to have sex?" then I say "I didn't but you did a great job convincing me".
 

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I love the "we're not having sex" line. I usually hear it just before having sex with a new chick.
 

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I was on a second date with a chick at the bar this past Saturday. We were making out at the bar and she wanted to stay over my place that night but told me there would be no sex. I played it cool and acted as if I didnt care. I ****ed the **** out of her that night. Dont fall for the classic **** test.
 

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Also depends on where and when it's said. Your response will be different if it's at a bar vs. in bed when you're both half-naked.
 
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Interesting.

In my experience, no girl that has been deprived of sex for 2 months ever dropped that line.
 
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