FR: The Playboy Mansion

[ER!C L!VE]

So, I went to the Mansion last Friday 11/10 night with a gang of geeky webmasters (and some cool ones too) with 100 girls wearing only bodypaint. The girls not wearing bodypaint had to wear lingerie. It was nuts. Got some cool pix in the grotto and with some super hot girls. I'm 32 and these girls are all 18-20. Sure, some were girls older, but I chasing the youngins.

pre party:

20yo Girl 1: - I love gay guys.
ER!C: I'm totally gay.
Girl 1: - OMG, you're hotness level just went up 1000x!!
ER!C: yep, I'm a total homo
Girl 1: - That is so sexy, you have no idea!
ER!C: I'm not really gay.
Girl 1: - Oh, blah blah...

Later that nite, she went and banged some other guy who is a MAJOR player in the online porn game.

18yo Girl 2: - You're always so smiley and happy! Come party with us at our room!
ER!C: Ok, cool.

We chat a bit on the way up. When we get there, everyone is chilling - total c*ckfest. 2 girls to 20 guys. She says to me, "You're gay aren't you". I say, "yes. why do you think I'm always so smiley?". She's pouts like she's crying (I think she thought I was being serious). Then, she say's you're gay b/c your hair is too perfect! At this point I really was getting annoyed. I really wasn't prepared to take this type of disrespect/sh!t test, so I told her I wasn't gay and was just fvcking with her. Then, we talked for a minute more and I walked away. She came up to me a few minutes later, talked with me, said "you're so cute!" and then walked away not to be seen again that night.

I would have fvcked the sh!t outta her, but she was putting up way too many sh!t tests. This girl is absolutely unreal looking, so she gets hit on left and right by Rico Suave guys who know chix inside and out. Anway, she was either being a flirty hired gun or genuinely interested. Sh!t tests by 11's are a big sticking point of mine. Maybe I should just go in for the kiss instead of talking.

Either way, I learned I need to up my game to get with these types of girls. This gay line doesn't work right for me. I read that it works like magic, but I'm just not working it right. Does anyone know how to pull it off successfully?

Maybe I'll start throwing the girls through walls when I get mad at them. That always seems to keep them coming back for more. :cheer:

Here's a few pix:

http://exploitedcollegegirls.com/stime2.JPG
http://exploitedcollegegirls.com/stime3.JPG
http://exploitedcollegegirls.com/stime4.JPG
http://exploitedcollegegirls.com/stime5.JPG
http://exploitedcollegegirls.com/stime6.JPG
http://exploitedcollegegirls.com/stime7.JPG
http://exploitedcollegegirls.com/stime8.JPG
http://exploitedcollegegirls.com/stime9.JPG
http://exploitedcollegegirls.com/stime10.JPG

Let me know if those links don't work. I'm at my day job, and am not able to check them b/c of the filter.

 

[ER!C L!VE]

So you went to the playboy mansion. The girls were all over you and you told them you were GAY???? OMFG
I´d give my left nut to go to the playboy mansion and you screwed it up because a chick was giving you sh!t tests? Ouch, that hurts...:box:

They were fvcking with me, so I fvcked with them back. I was being playful, but it didn't work for me. Like I said, I either didn't execute it right, or they're just hired guns to flirt with all the guys.

 

[Gangster Of Love]

Dude, either that is not you, on those pix, or you are not 32. You look 42.

Either way, good job on the experience. Sarge on.

 

[ER!C L!VE]

Dude, either that is not you, on those pix, or you are not 32. You look 42.

Either way, good job on the experience. Sarge on.

That's what years of hard livin' will do to ya. Also, my hair is not grey - the camera flash did that ****. A female friend of mine brought that up.

 

[Gangster Of Love]

Didn't mean to sound like prik, yet I did. Years of hard living. That must mean plenty of chicks, so can't be that bad. Now, I hope I look good when I'm a little older.

Seems like those girls are used to dealing with any type of man, so most men hitting on them stand no chance, even someone like you who probably understands the game better than 90% than they guys they get hit on by.

 

[Gangster Of Love]

Oh, ok. Your hair looks very gray, in a good way, yet it would make you look a lot older. Knowing that, you look early-mid 30's. I am early 30's, but no trip to the Mansion. So there. Ha.

 

[So Many Ways]

I see the player Sir Too $hort in one of those pictures, dude is a legend.

 

[TooColdUlrick]

and god damn it, i was suppose to attend this monumental event with L!VE. now i am jealous. I HATE YOU!

but that night, i ended up spanking (literally) this hot chick's puzzy on my sofa, and made her worship my c@ck. pretty cool, but i would have preferred the Grotto vibe. sorry, no pics ;-)

 

[Paradox]

Wow E,

You blew it bigtime.

Mistake #1 you let the environment take you off of your game.

Mistake #2 you put the girls on a pedestal

Mistake #3 you let the girls control the conversation and your actions.

This was a golden opportunity and it slipped thru your hands like sand. I understand your point about some of the women just roaming around being good hostesses but still...they are only women hostess or not.

You should have cornered Too-short and asked him for some tips (LOL)

 

[ER!C L!VE]

There's the Vegas Internext coming up in January and next year at the mansion, so I'll be prepared and come back with a LR. :cheer:

 

[ER!C L!VE]

...The one crucial mistake that you made, and alot of guys make when using the 'Im Gay' false disqualifier is that you actually came out, upfront and SAID it. Never say it.

...When you approach the girl, if you are going with that particular disqualifier/routine. Act it out, use your body language, voice, mannerisms etc to make the girl believe that you really are gay and then tell her so. It reassures her that it's just like making out with another girl...

Thanks for the input. I said it to the first girl (after she mentioned that she liked gay guys) and she loved it. The second girl asked if I was gay. Yea, it's not something that I'll use again. I have a friend who has said that he'll play on it by rubbing his nipples and saying, "Ooohh I'm feeling gay tonight!" I'll handle it right when it comes up again.

How did you get invited to this party if you are just some random 32 year old guy?

You assume too much. However, I respect your online game.

 

[TooColdUlrick]

20yo Girl 1: - I love gay guys.
ER!C: I'm totally gay.
Girl 1: - OMG, you're hotness level just went up 1000x!!
ER!C: yep, I'm a total homo
Girl 1: - That is so sexy, you have no idea!
ER!C: - I'm sick of guys though. Too many games, wouldn't you agree?
Girl 1: - Yes of course
ER!C: - You still think I'm hot though? Maybe 500x now?
Girl 1: - Yes Yes Yes :crazy:
ER!C: - Tonight with all these hot women, I decided I'm not going to be gay. Hence my belt buckle [ER!C Points to Belt Buckle, Ditsy Blonde checks it out]

blah blah blah about relationships -> sex talk -> hotel room. i think your point wasn't to convince her you're actually gay, but to tease her about gayness and that you're cool with it. you should have run with it a little longer before you revealed to her you're not gay, if at all. the last line basically says, "i'm not gay at the present moment and you still think i'm 500x hot, wanna fvck".

 

[ER!C L!VE]

20yo Girl 1: - I love gay guys.
ER!C: I'm totally gay.
Girl 1: - OMG, you're hotness level just went up 1000x!!
ER!C: yep, I'm a total homo
Girl 1: - That is so sexy, you have no idea!
ER!C: - I'm sick of guys though. Too many games, wouldn't you agree?
Girl 1: - Yes of course
ER!C: - You still think I'm hot though? Maybe 500x now?
Girl 1: - Yes Yes Yes :crazy:
ER!C: - Tonight with all these hot women, I decided I'm not going to be gay. Hence my belt buckle [ER!C Points to Belt Buckle, Ditsy Blonde checks it out]

blah blah blah about relationships -> sex talk -> hotel room. i think your point wasn't to convince her you're actually gay, but to tease her about gayness and that you're cool with it. you should have run with it a little longer before you revealed to her you're not gay, if at all. the last line basically says, "i'm not gay at the present moment and you still think i'm 500x hot, wanna fvck".

Smooth. I'll have material like that ready for the next girl who wants to call me gay. I'd like to try caveman next time. eg:

Me: "Hey, you should see this cute puppy dog wandering the halls - I'll show you!"
Her: Ok!
Me:*grab her by the hand and lead to hallway* (isolate)
Me: "Oh, snap, it's gone. I have another idea"
Me: *grin* *kiss*

 

[spread_love]

Later that nite, she went and banged some other guy who is a MAJOR player in the online porn game.

I really hope that didn't surprise you.:crazy:

Sh!t tests by 11's

why put them on a pedestal like that?

skanky air headed, superficial and fake blonde barbies are not unique my friend...what did you honestly expect to find there?

 

[ER!C L!VE]

Later that nite, she went and banged some other guy who is a MAJOR player in the online porn game.

I really hope that didn't surprise you.:crazy:

Sh!t tests by 11's

why put them on a pedestal like that?

skanky air headed, superficial and fake blonde barbies are not unique my friend...what did you honestly expect to find there?

Naw, I wasn't surprised the girl banged him - she stopped talking with me to go sit next to him.

I know enough about the game to where I didn't put either girl on a pedestal. (not being able to deal well with sh!t tests is not putting the puzzy on a pedestal. It bugs me out when a 5 or 6 gives me sh!t too). Fcuk, I once told one big time online solo girl that she had a c shaped smile. She then proceeded to freak out on me and told other biz people at the party that I was making fun of her, which is not good for my business (The AFC webmasters will take a girl's side). Anyway, the one girl who invited me up to the room gave me sh!t tests and I was playful with her. I walked away, she followed, and we continued our conversation. Nothing happened after that. She disappeared. Was it because her manager put her to bed early? Maybe her boyfriend wasn't thrilled she was talking to me? Maybe she went and hooked up with another girl? I don't know what happened. I just know I didn't get my d!ck wet. I'm considering it a seed planted for January's show.

As far as what I expected - I expected the unexpected...the Mansion and the Webmaster Access West was a first for me. Did go expecting to bang a model? Yes - I packed condoms.

 

[LaoDa]

Just being there I got to give you props man
you said something about january? so you are going back again?
do your homework and be prepared for the next time man- I sure as hell didn't do well with my clubbing debut at age 15

 

[PRMoon]

If you guys ever make it out to vegas (or again for some of you) you've go to check out the new Playboy tower at the palms. I got invited to the opennings for The Playboy Club, which is kind of a lounge with a high rollers pit but the place was plush and ofcourse the ladies where hot. There are centerfolds for wall paper in the bathrooms definately a good time. The actual Nightclub is called Moon bar, oh the irony, I've never see bartenders and table servers that hot in my entire life. Even the girls on the dance floor seemed to be a grade apart. There were serious ballers there too. Some of those dudes dropped like 8 grand in the Playboy club then an extra 4 for table and bottle service in Moon Bar. Money and breast everwhere man. it's out of control. The VIP suites there have external hot tubs that over look las vegas blvd too! You could have a serious party and litereally point at the people at the Ghost bar cause it'sa few hundred feet...or you could flip them off if you wanted too. Your choice.

 

[Maximus Rex]

Is Bridget (in my opinion the hottest of Heff's girlfriends) that banging in person? And is Kendra as cool in real life as she seems to be on TV?

 

[ER!C L!VE]

I didn't meet them. They were either not home or didn't care to socialize.