FR: The most ridiculous lay ever - too ez

[Lishy]

I feel the same way, there's a lot of messed up people in this world. Men, and women.

THis site should help men meet women and help with self esteem issues but it should also teach boys to have a bit more class and to get out of the 'any hole's a goal' syndrome!

Screwing tramps makes you a tramp too guys! It is nothing to brag about!

 

[Stéphane]

THis site should help men meet women and help with self esteem issues but it should also teach boys to have a bit more class and to get out of the 'any hole's a goal' syndrome!

Screwing tramps makes you a tramp too guys! It is nothing to brag about!

Perhaps, but it's an ego boost for most guys with low self esteem. I on the other hand got high self esteem, but can't I seem to find a suitable woman. I've tried everything, and I really don't have the energy for it anymore.

It doesn't mather wether I die alone or wether I die with people by my side, I will always be happy. Because I am going to be successful.

 

[Maxtro]

I'd rather be a tramp than a dude that gets nothing...

Trying going without sex for a year and tell me how you like it. But even then you won't be able to understand because you would be choosing to not have sex. Most guys who go without sex for a long time did not choose to abstain.

 

[L777]

L777: Like I have said plenty of times, I have more intelligence in my god damn finger nails than you have in your entire body. You have the IQ of the average trailer park meth head. You really have no clue. I only added in the very last sentence of my post to bust your balls, because I knew you would come running as soon as you saw I got laid again. You envy me and you cannot even deny that at this point.

Wow. Now I know I win. And LOL if you haven't been laid since your last LR. Trust me, I have.

 

[Maxtro]

damn you rae an uptight one... me and Lishy are just joking around... do you know how to laugh??? learn that and you will get more women too...

It's the medium that we are communicating with, it makes it harder to tell when people are fooling around or not. But yeah, I'm not very socially conditioned. It is a bit difficult to tell when people are joking and I naturally assume the worst.

Exactly so...

and that indirectly explains why the transexual population has increased in size so dramatically...

Most Men wish they could have half the fun that women choose not to have...

Thats a great quote.

 

[Lishy]

lishy lets see a pic of you we are all dying to know what the girls on this forum look like

I couldn't possibly do that, you guys may get too excited!:crackup:

 

[Lishy]

I watch guys in clubs at the end of the night desperately racing around trying to find a girl. He starts higher up but by the time the lights go on he is walking out with a girl who looks like a car crash!

I have seen guys going from girl to girl desperatly, saying the same things to every girl and it cracks me up when they come to me saying the self same thing he has said all night to random girls. He will be told to jog on!

Then I see a guy at the bar who gets girl after girl talking to him and he isnt particularly fantastic looking, he just looks like class. He is not a rat sniffing aorund for any garbage he can find, he looks fussy and girls like that.

If you act like scum you will pull scum all day long! And boys, rancid pu$$y is NOT better than none at all! Get a grip FFS!

 

[Technical1]

Screwing tramps makes you a tramp too guys! It is nothing to brag about!

This is female let-society-define-you type thinking. I could give two fvx what society thinks about me. Its about how I relate to myself.

When I get drunk, and am desperate for sex, because it is so hyped that I have to have it, have to have it, everyone else is having it (a form of social conditioning, IMO, just like everyone else is into junk food and cigarettes and if you dont have those things you aren't *enjoying life*), I do things that aren't congruent with my conscience and my values. I fvck two slvts, girls that actually make me shiver when I think about them sober. (not because they're ugly, but because they are seedy).

Now I have memories in my head that aren't congruent with who I am. Anybody read about guys in war, in Iraq, who kill people and then spend the rest of their lives traumatized over the memories of them killing people? Its like a much much less severe form of that, I'm remembering myself doing something that I don't believe in and am ashamed I did. Now its not a big deal, I'll be fine, but I don't want to get a ton more memories like this in my head. I'd like to have some nice sexual experiences that I can be proud of or happy about. I dont need to fvck another skank, got me?

Does a big chocolate bar taste good? Yeah. Do you feel like sh1t afterwards? Yeah.

I've also turned down sex from 3 girls in the last months. One invited me over to give her an oil massage, I flaked, she invited me over to watch a movie at her place, I flaked, because I know some low-character scum she's had sex with; another agreed to a date after lots of erotic insinuation on my part (OK that might not have panned out) and one girl who I LJBFed who is in love with me. You have to realize that putting your d1ck into these women wont change anything about your life unless you havent done it before, all it will do is give you a fun 1-hour session, another memory, and the sticky situation of cutting her off (one is from work). You will have had sex *again* without it meaning anything or resonating with your heart at all. Sex with a person you don't respect and don't even desire a connection with. How inhuman does one have to be to keep wanting this?

Some guys on here can't get any pvss and view every hit as a victory to be celebrated. Some guys on here can separate sex from emotion and respect, and live *beyond morality* in a Nietzschean universe, where all morality is called *social conditioning*. The latter instruct the former to live like them and fvck around. Each of us will find a unique way to happiness, but I know that mine won't consist of f-closing another mindless b1tch.

 

[Purple-Haze]

Then I see a guy at the bar who gets girl after girl talking to him and he isnt particularly fantastic looking, he just looks like class. He is not a rat sniffing aorund for any garbage he can find, he looks fussy and girls like that.

You said it, sister!

 

[CrunchyNut]

There is a fair bit of scepticism about this thread, and I am somebody else who is unsure whether it is true or not, but I think that it's irrelevant. There is a lot to take, even from a story that seems as simple as this.

Luke, I find it ironic that you are telling Stand to get off his keyboard. I joined this site a couple of years ago (I know I havent posted much!) and lurked for a fair time before that, and you have done nothing but be on your keyboard.

Would you have even had the guts to shout across to those girls and ask them to meet up just down the road? Or would you have turned up the radio and hidden behind your religion?

You say that the girls coming on to the guy in this instance is all down to his looks. Well, maybe that is the case. However, he still had to act on it. Time and time again I have seen you saying that you got some sort of internet date or another, and then you fail to follow it up for some crappy reason-she looked as though she may have slept with another guy once, or her top was slightly too blue.

For Luke and people like him, there is a lot to take from this thread. Take your chances when they come with both hands, because they may not come again.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Second, idiots on this site have tried saying I was a fraud before, so if I was making up a story, don't you think I would come up with something that isn't ridiculous like this? The people doubting this story makes it even more greater and builds my ego even more. Can you imagine how much I am going to be getting laid when I move into the city? lol!

Very well, you have declined my challenge. Simply put you just have to put a photo of yourself, hopefully it will match the description you said, and just a few other photos. If it's going to build your ego more, then I'm sure there is no problems complying with that request, unless you are lying of course, well, that's another story.

 

[Luke Skywalker]

Luke, I find it ironic that you are telling Stand to get off his keyboard. I joined this site a couple of years ago (I know I havent posted much!) and lurked for a fair time before that, and you have done nothing but be on your keyboard.

I have not told Stand to get off his keyboard, I've merely challenged him to substantiate his story with at least a photo of himself so people can guage how this guy looks and what impact it is having on his game. I'm skeptical about his FR, and I think most people are too.

Would you have even had the guts to shout across to those girls and ask them to meet up just down the road? Or would you have turned up the radio and hidden behind your religion?

How could he have shouted across the road if he was sick like he claimed?
For the record, a scenerio of getting a girl's attention on the road has never happened, therefore what I would do about it is immaterial. I could drive the most expensive porch, or car that exists and no girl would notice me.

You say that the girls coming on to the guy in this instance is all down to his looks. Well, maybe that is the case. However, he still had to act on it. Time and time again I have seen you saying that you got some sort of internet date or another, and then you fail to follow it up for some crappy reason-she looked as though she may have slept with another guy once, or her top was slightly too blue.

I never said that. I challenge you to prove I ever posted that. I never flaked on any girl in my life. Even if I know a date will crash and burn or it's going nowhere, I'd still show up and let it take it's course. I'm not afraid of crash and burns.

For Luke and people like him, there is a lot to take from this thread. Take your chances when they come with both hands, because they may not come again.

Nah, the OP has plenty of chances, no application, but what's wierd is it seems like he's taking all of these chances like a man-ho that cant say no to a girl that spreads them, but I guess STD have to be spread so now I have to believe the high stats of STDs out there. I'm waiting for a FR from him where there is actually a challenge unless his ego is just based on getting easy lays on a silver platter.

However, if anything, this thread could make life allot easier, people can now resign, say unless you have looks you don't have a chance, so why bother trying.

 

[ezily]

look, if stand is making this up then he is a very good writer and story teller. Now he could just be copying what he reads in a book or sees on TV, but I doubt it. It's because these stories are so unique that make this believable. When people like L777 just say they've been laid with no details, no LR, no FR, then I don't believe them. But since stand takes the time to write this stuff out I think he's telling the truth. There's really no reason not to believe him.

Plus, don't expect people to post pictures of themselves. This is not facebook.

Also, why do some of you care so much if this is real or not? He's still using DJ methods (for the most part) to get these girls. So even if you don't believe you can use it as a lesson.

Finally, I don't see the point of arguing over it. Most guys on here seem to want respectable women. Stand is happy f-ing tramps and wh*res. So does it matter. If the girl he f-ed is really they way she sounds then it wouldn't be hard for most people to get her i'd imagine.

 

[Mistic]

I've found that often when a woman criticizes a hook-up situation, she is usually thinking of her own boyfriend, and the (dirty slvt) he fvcked while they were on break.

 

[In Motion]

Oh dear, I have probably had more sex this week then you have had in 3 years!:moon:

Again you say things which you cannot back up. Honeslty, are you retarded? You have absolutely no arguments when talking to people like Gorgon. And you are a HUGE hypocrite. "EEEEEWWW, having sex with someone, who since I am an allknowing geinus I know has an STD, is DISGUSTING *VOMIT, VOMIT*

And then:

"I have had sex soooooo many times this week"
Oh and since he is your BF he doesnt have any STDs? Riiiight, I bet he went to a hooker and got one just so he could give it to you, since he is probably sick of all you ****.

And then to the guy who requested a photo:
I totally understand that he doesnt want to give out his photo, I would never do something like that either. Some personal info just doesnt belong here.

 

[fruitopiax]

Very well, you have declined my challenge. Simply put you just have to put a photo of yourself, hopefully it will match the description you said, and just a few other photos. If it's going to build your ego more, then I'm sure there is no problems complying with that request, unless you are lying of course, well, that's another story.

Whether or not he's lying the fact of the matter is good looking guys do get this type of attention from girls and the scenerio is pretty possible. One of my buddies is the same way. To be honest I wouldn't post my pic online on this forum either. One of the main reasons people chat on these forums is because they can say things and talk about things they wouldn't otherwise, since it's anonymous.

 

[lookyoung]

Whether or not he's lying the fact of the matter is good looking guys do get this type of attention from girls and the scenerio is pretty possible. One of my buddies is the same way. To be honest I wouldn't post my pic online on this forum either. One of the main reasons people chat on these forums is because they can say things and talk about things they wouldn't otherwise, since it's anonymous.

I totally agree. This is very possible. I could come up with some crazy stories that were true and people would say i am full of sh1t. I also would never put my pic on the internet. And good looking guys do happen to get this type of attention. I know because I happen to be one of them. I would not be surprised if his stories were true. 5-10% of guys have this type of game. I feel I happen to be one of them and he probably is too.

 

[hope7]

Stand, I challenge you to post photos of each of your conquest with your face and girl and post it somewhere that people can see it. I think you are a fraud and are just posting false lay reports and are getting off on doing them.

Let us all see how you look like, and the next five conquests better have photos of them naked and with you. You may use your cell phone camera or some sort of hidden camera and leave it here.

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.


I'm putting all this guys threads about his easy lays on here as follows:

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=137719
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=139705
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=139791
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=139506
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=140138
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=140898
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=140272
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=141300
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=137072
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=142177

Come on -- does anyone take this dude seriously? He's just writing, no photos, it could all be an elaborate hoax or something copied from a word porn site.

Out of all the awesome things in the world, why are you wasting your time do this sort of business? If you're going to reply 'I already have a fulfilling life', my reply is 'its not fulfilling enough if you have the energy to do this'. Seriously, just enjoy the forum for its entertainment purposes. If some dude is lying, let him, who cares.

 

[CrunchyNut]

I have not told Stand to get off his keyboard, I've merely challenged him to substantiate his story with at least a photo of himself so people can guage how this guy looks and what impact it is having on his game. I'm skeptical about his FR, and I think most people are too.

Like I said, I'm sceptical as well. My point was, true or not, this thread shows that you have to take your chances. OK, I may have misquoted you about the keyboard part, but my point still stands, and is irrelevant to how sceptical you may be.

How could he have shouted across the road if he was sick like he claimed?
For the record, a scenerio of getting a girl's attention on the road has never happened, therefore what I would do about it is immaterial. I could drive the most expensive porch, or car that exists and no girl would notice me.

Fair enough, in fact he said he told "the girls in [his] congested voice to come here". If you were driving a porch you would have issues, you are after a Porsche. Anyway, that point is irrelevant once more, as is the one about him shouting. My point is that whether your chance comes from two girls sucking off a lolly or from you finding girls in online dates, you have to take them. The chance doesn't have to be as low level as it is in this example, it can be at a higher strata of dating, through from first picking up the girl, to the bedroom, even to marrying her! It is about taking chances, not about picking up 2 random hos.

I never said that. I challenge you to prove I ever posted that. I never flaked on any girl in my life. Even if I know a date will crash and burn or it's going nowhere, I'd still show up and let it take it's course. I'm not afraid of crash and burns.

Fair enough, you definately implied it though. Either way, it is once more irrelevant.

Additionally, you let things take their course. Had you done that in the situation which Stand (may or may not have) found himself in, the girls would literally have had to be grinding in your lap and hurling their tongues down your throat before you did anything. You would not have taken the opportunity.

Nah, the OP has plenty of chances, no application, but what's wierd is it seems like he's taking all of these chances like a man-ho that cant say no to a girl that spreads them, but I guess STD have to be spread so now I have to believe the high stats of STDs out there. I'm waiting for a FR from him where there is actually a challenge unless his ego is just based on getting easy lays on a silver platter.

Again, you have missed my point. The details of this particular lay are not what is important. What is important is that he took his chance. You are implying that you would have passed it up. Imagine that these girls were stunning. Would you still have passed it up?

Like I said, you are someone who looks for excuses first and accepts things second. If you can find an excuse to stop yourself leaving your comfort zone, you will take it. There is going to be a small risk with any girl, whether it be STDs or her taking you to court for rape and, if the risk is high enough then fine, give them a miss. But you strike me as somebody who would simply take that risk as a reason not to sleep with a girl, even if it is unsubstantiated by evidence.

However, if anything, this thread could make life allot easier, people can now resign, say unless you have looks you don't have a chance, so why bother trying.

Hold on, have you just said that it was only Stand's looks that got him a lay? I think so!

Plus, I disagree. This thread is about taking your chances when they come around, no matter how hard you have to work for them. Whether you are Brad Pitt walking through a red light district, or the uglyest man in the world having to work his ass off for a date with a troll, once that chance comes, take it. Have you done that?

 

[kickureface]

i can't believe we bash the person with the FR.
negativity x100000000 in this thread.