FR: The "escort" and my first kiss.

spax

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Pathetic. Great one to tell your kids. "My first kiss was with a hooker! Mmm...those d!ck sucking lips tasted damn good!"
 
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That's what I thought. I wouldn't want to kiss a hooker or some girl that's giving everyone a blow job, even if she ain't a hooker but has a 'reputation', because that c0ck ridden mouth may have germs or herpes in it and you can get herpes from skin-skin contact -- and people on here have gotten the herpes STD from just kissing.

Given the high liklihood that this prostitute here probably has herpes, I think ElStud should get STD tested. People on this board have posted stuff that they got herpes from kissing people - no sex was even involved.

I know it's tragic, if you are a virgin that's never kissed anyone, and you end up getting this the easy way, and you end up with an STD, it's like, life is not fair -- but you have to make choices that are beneficial to you, not to please your friends or your passions at the moment.
 

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Luke Skywalker said:
That's what I thought. I wouldn't want to kiss a hooker or some girl that's giving everyone a blow job, even if she ain't a hooker but has a 'reputation', because that c0ck ridden mouth may have germs or herpes in it and you can get herpes from skin-skin contact -- and people on here have gotten the herpes STD from just kissing.

Given the high liklihood that this prostitute here probably has herpes, I think ElStud should get STD tested. People on this board have posted stuff that they got herpes from kissing people - no sex was even involved.

I know it's tragic, if you are a virgin that's never kissed anyone, and you end up getting this the easy way, and you end up with an STD, it's like, life is not fair -- but you have to make choices that are beneficial to you, not to please your friends or your passions at the moment.
Haha, tell that to my friends, they all kissed her too. They're worse off than me because not only did they make out with her but they actually had sex with her too. The hooker did brush her teeth after kissing though, so it's unlikely. But just to make sure my sh*t was clean, I washed my mouth out like 2 times when I got home.
 
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ElStud said:
Haha, tell that to my friends, they all kissed her too. They're worse off than me because not only did they make out with her but they actually had sex with her too. The hooker did brush her teeth after kissing though, so it's unlikely. But just to make sure my sh*t was clean, I washed my mouth out like 2 times when I got home.
You have to get STD tested to be sure. Brushing your teeth doesn't get rid of herpes any more than taking a shower gets rid of AIDS.

You know, ElStud, the South African President in charge of the AIDs campaign had sex knowingly with an HIV-positive woman and had unprotected sex and thought having a shower afterwards would get rid of the AIDS. It's no wonder Africa has a huge AIDS problem with leadership as intelligent as that moron. But it's just to illustrate what I am saying.

I don't know about you, but me personally, would feel comfortable even sharing utensils with someone who is sucking people's c0cks, and worst off, who does it habitually and for the money. I don't know how anyone can french kiss a woman who deeps throats guys knowing that someone's c0ck was in that mouth, or maybe she's a bi and also someone's pvssy has been in there too.

Anyway you got your first kiss with a prostitute that was really trying to market her services by making out with you and sucked off all your friends afterwards --- and you posted about it here. My advice is to change all your friends -- like right away because they are a bunch of losers and look for more progressive people before you end up having STD's, jail, or some other trouble.
 
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