Right,
It is 8am here in London, I'm at my desk, very sleepy and tired, yet buzzing!!!
Was out at my local bar last night with a few friends from work.
Started the evening when a girl I knew sms'd me and asked if I was there and said she was coming down.
She came down on her own! (good sign I hope). She is slightly taller than me, cute, about a HB6.5 I'd say, dont really fancy her that much but hey, if it's there, i'll take it!
So within the hour, I was kissing her, which led to her giving me a lap dance , she let me feel her newly attached boobs, etc... I told her to come back to mine, but she wasnt having it.
It was about 11pm now, I was enoyed because I hadnt been able to do much sarging, so I said lets leave. On our way out, I bumped into some other work mates and one of the girls gave me "the look". So I dropped the HB6.5 chick at the station, and went back to the bar! This is when the fun began.... :cheer:
As I walked in, one of my work friends was talking to a 2-set HB8/HB8.5. I walked straight in, and said
me: DO NOT BELIEVE A WORD THIS GUYS SAYS!
girls: ha ha ha ha ha ha
him: tried to majorly AMOG me. hard slap on the back, arm around my neck, the usual crap
me: (thinking) do not even attempt to AMOG me, you mo' fo'! I'm gonna show you now!
Within 30 seconds, I managed to isolate the HB 8.5. A combination of negs and pointing at her necklace and asking "So whats the story with that necklace?" did the trick!
Within 2 minutes, I got her number, called it, and we had a conversation over the phone at the bar! Taught her how to greet me when I call her, bla bla. Then told her to send me a kiss, so she did then I leaned in and said "now kiss me." with a huge smile.
So she did! infront of that mo' fo' who had tried to AMOG me 4 minutes ago! Man it felt good! So I set the time and date that I was gonna call her, and moved on to find the work mate chick who had given me "the look" earlier.
Found her, started dancing, withing 2 minutes her toungue was down my throut. I was thinking "what the hell is going on???" So the AMOG guy apeared again! I was like WTF!!!!
So I smiled it off, started dancing with him as well in a group now. 2 minutes later, I pulled him to the side and said in a very jokey and smiling way:
me: "dude! don't try to alpha male me you b1tch! I know your game!"
him: ha ha ha ha
me: "I'm serious, work WITH me! not against me! now lets go pick up some women!"
him: "i like that phrase! cool man, my bad."
So we walked around, spotted a very cute blonde, with a white vest top on, with 2 of her friends. She was a HB8, but her friends were like a HB1 and HB2. yuk.
A guy walked over to the HB8, crashed and burned. So I saw the HB8 go up to the HB1 to tell her what the guy just said. That's when I jumped in!
me: "hey, i'm curious, what did that guy say???"
her: "ha ha ha ha, he looked at this giant ring on my wedding finger and asked if it was a wedding ring! what a loser!"
me: "ha ha, its amazing how lame some guys are when they try to talk to a women."
This is where the c0ck-block stepped in! The HB1. She physically, grabbed my arm, pushed me away and said "leave her alone, she is my wife!" thinking she was funny, so I gave a little smile.
me: "oi, how can you bring your self to pushing me like that? look at me, i'm harmless"
HB1: "i dont care! leave her alone! she is my wife! ha ha ha ha ha!"
I've never wanted to b1tch slap anyone so badly in my life, but I resisted. And instead said:
me: "aaaah, you are so cute! i love you!!! come here, give me a hug!"
HB1: with a look of confusion "ok"
so she came over and gave me a hug. at this point, i looked at the HB8, and she had a huge smile on her face. so i walked over and said:
me: "you're enjoying my company, arent you???"
HB8: "ofcourse!"
me: "then tell your friend to stop busting my balls! you are cute, and i just came over to talk to you"
HB8: ha ha ha ha ha
At this point, I just grabbed her hand and said "come with me" and she did! no hesitation what so ever!
Isolation baby!!!
took her to a pre-planned quiet corner, no words, just looked at her, leaned forward, and started kissing her. Very soft lips, amazing body, blonde hair, green eyes. Irish.
me: "hey, lets get out of here!"
HB8: "you dont even know my name!"
me: thinking (sh1t! take it slow man! dont blow this one!)
so she told me her name, asked mine.
HB8: "anyways, i dont just take guys back home"
me: "hey, i didnt say lets go home! I'm hungry, i wanna eat!"
HB8: "oh"
me: "anyways, what have you got in your fridge that I can eat?"
HB8: "ha ha ha ha, nothing really...."
me: "dont worry, we'll find something. lets go"
and to my amazement, she agreed!
We walked over and got our coats. on our way out the door, the HB1 apeared again! GGGGRRRR!!!
HB1: "oi, where are you taking my friend??? let her go! she stays with ME!"
Then the HB8, took her to the side, talked to her and all I heared was "ok, sms me later, and let me know you're ok!"
WOOHOOO!!!
Got in a cab. Realised I had no protection! Got the cab to stop at a gas station, i pretended to get some water, but they had ran out of condoms! AAAAHHH!!!!
So got back in the cab with my bottle of water, and said to her:
me: "hey, i'm not saying anything is going to happen, but if it does, i dont have any protection"
HB8: "then why are we going back to mine if nothing is gonna happen? don't worry, i'm sure I can find some in the house"
Basically, got to hers, in the bedroom within 5 minutes. Did the deed, and she fell asleep!
my god! she was SNORING!!!! AAAH!!! hence me being tired, I couldnt sleep! I kept poking her, because it seemed to stop her from snoring! and she even had 3 different types of snoring!
Anyway, woke up this morning, had another session. Then caught the train with her. She is aparently a kindergarten teacher, 26 years old.
The one thing I learnt from last night, is that it is alot easier to ask a girl to leave with you than I thought.
If you don't ask, you don't get!
Cheers,
Fash
It is 8am here in London, I'm at my desk, very sleepy and tired, yet buzzing!!!
Was out at my local bar last night with a few friends from work.
Started the evening when a girl I knew sms'd me and asked if I was there and said she was coming down.
She came down on her own! (good sign I hope). She is slightly taller than me, cute, about a HB6.5 I'd say, dont really fancy her that much but hey, if it's there, i'll take it!
So within the hour, I was kissing her, which led to her giving me a lap dance , she let me feel her newly attached boobs, etc... I told her to come back to mine, but she wasnt having it.
It was about 11pm now, I was enoyed because I hadnt been able to do much sarging, so I said lets leave. On our way out, I bumped into some other work mates and one of the girls gave me "the look". So I dropped the HB6.5 chick at the station, and went back to the bar! This is when the fun began.... :cheer:
As I walked in, one of my work friends was talking to a 2-set HB8/HB8.5. I walked straight in, and said
me: DO NOT BELIEVE A WORD THIS GUYS SAYS!
girls: ha ha ha ha ha ha
him: tried to majorly AMOG me. hard slap on the back, arm around my neck, the usual crap
me: (thinking) do not even attempt to AMOG me, you mo' fo'! I'm gonna show you now!
Within 30 seconds, I managed to isolate the HB 8.5. A combination of negs and pointing at her necklace and asking "So whats the story with that necklace?" did the trick!
Within 2 minutes, I got her number, called it, and we had a conversation over the phone at the bar! Taught her how to greet me when I call her, bla bla. Then told her to send me a kiss, so she did then I leaned in and said "now kiss me." with a huge smile.
So she did! infront of that mo' fo' who had tried to AMOG me 4 minutes ago! Man it felt good! So I set the time and date that I was gonna call her, and moved on to find the work mate chick who had given me "the look" earlier.
Found her, started dancing, withing 2 minutes her toungue was down my throut. I was thinking "what the hell is going on???" So the AMOG guy apeared again! I was like WTF!!!!
So I smiled it off, started dancing with him as well in a group now. 2 minutes later, I pulled him to the side and said in a very jokey and smiling way:
me: "dude! don't try to alpha male me you b1tch! I know your game!"
him: ha ha ha ha
me: "I'm serious, work WITH me! not against me! now lets go pick up some women!"
him: "i like that phrase! cool man, my bad."
So we walked around, spotted a very cute blonde, with a white vest top on, with 2 of her friends. She was a HB8, but her friends were like a HB1 and HB2. yuk.
A guy walked over to the HB8, crashed and burned. So I saw the HB8 go up to the HB1 to tell her what the guy just said. That's when I jumped in!
me: "hey, i'm curious, what did that guy say???"
her: "ha ha ha ha, he looked at this giant ring on my wedding finger and asked if it was a wedding ring! what a loser!"
me: "ha ha, its amazing how lame some guys are when they try to talk to a women."
This is where the c0ck-block stepped in! The HB1. She physically, grabbed my arm, pushed me away and said "leave her alone, she is my wife!" thinking she was funny, so I gave a little smile.
me: "oi, how can you bring your self to pushing me like that? look at me, i'm harmless"
HB1: "i dont care! leave her alone! she is my wife! ha ha ha ha ha!"
I've never wanted to b1tch slap anyone so badly in my life, but I resisted. And instead said:
me: "aaaah, you are so cute! i love you!!! come here, give me a hug!"
HB1: with a look of confusion "ok"
so she came over and gave me a hug. at this point, i looked at the HB8, and she had a huge smile on her face. so i walked over and said:
me: "you're enjoying my company, arent you???"
HB8: "ofcourse!"
me: "then tell your friend to stop busting my balls! you are cute, and i just came over to talk to you"
HB8: ha ha ha ha ha
At this point, I just grabbed her hand and said "come with me" and she did! no hesitation what so ever!
Isolation baby!!!
took her to a pre-planned quiet corner, no words, just looked at her, leaned forward, and started kissing her. Very soft lips, amazing body, blonde hair, green eyes. Irish.
me: "hey, lets get out of here!"
HB8: "you dont even know my name!"
me: thinking (sh1t! take it slow man! dont blow this one!)
so she told me her name, asked mine.
HB8: "anyways, i dont just take guys back home"
me: "hey, i didnt say lets go home! I'm hungry, i wanna eat!"
HB8: "oh"
me: "anyways, what have you got in your fridge that I can eat?"
HB8: "ha ha ha ha, nothing really...."
me: "dont worry, we'll find something. lets go"
and to my amazement, she agreed!
We walked over and got our coats. on our way out the door, the HB1 apeared again! GGGGRRRR!!!
HB1: "oi, where are you taking my friend??? let her go! she stays with ME!"
Then the HB8, took her to the side, talked to her and all I heared was "ok, sms me later, and let me know you're ok!"
WOOHOOO!!!
Got in a cab. Realised I had no protection! Got the cab to stop at a gas station, i pretended to get some water, but they had ran out of condoms! AAAAHHH!!!!
So got back in the cab with my bottle of water, and said to her:
me: "hey, i'm not saying anything is going to happen, but if it does, i dont have any protection"
HB8: "then why are we going back to mine if nothing is gonna happen? don't worry, i'm sure I can find some in the house"
Basically, got to hers, in the bedroom within 5 minutes. Did the deed, and she fell asleep!
my god! she was SNORING!!!! AAAH!!! hence me being tired, I couldnt sleep! I kept poking her, because it seemed to stop her from snoring! and she even had 3 different types of snoring!
Anyway, woke up this morning, had another session. Then caught the train with her. She is aparently a kindergarten teacher, 26 years old.
The one thing I learnt from last night, is that it is alot easier to ask a girl to leave with you than I thought.
If you don't ask, you don't get!
Cheers,
Fash
