UltimateScoundrel
Master Don Juan
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Tonight I was relaxing at home, and I thought I would talk to some girls over the net. There's these two girls, let's call them S and M (no pun intended). One of them (S) is a real chatterbox. BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. She will pretty much give you her life's story and all you have to say is yes, no and mmmmm....
The other girl, M, is slightly introverted, but if you prime her with some good questions she will go on for a long long time. Basically these were just a couple of research convos where I wanted to evaluate just what makes these girls tick.
I'm not real interested in these girls, they're just a little something i've got on the back burner.
S This was a short convo, but you'll get the picture.
US:
hey
S says:
hey there, sup?
US:
not much, just relaxing
S:
thats cool
I finished my french project
so I'm doing the same
which is really nice..........
Oo hey do we have early practice tomorrow?
US:
yup
at like 7:30
S:
okay
just checking
cuz I'd be very upset if I was the only one that showed upl
so how was your day?
US:
lol
fine mom
S:
oh GOOD
haha
yeah..... I had put off almost all of my homework until today so
thats what I did most of the day
oh and I didnt go sledding or whatever yesterday because I had people at my house
US:
too bad
everybody was there
S:
haha so I heard
lol
oh well
we had alot of fun so
actually we were going to go in to the movie but ashley forgot to bring money and noone wanted to cover for her so
we didnt
anyway I spose I should get going....
so I'll see you early tomorrow.....
US:
probably
S:
peacelove and whatever else you want
haha
bye
US:
see ya
Not really a whole lot going on there. Oh well. Maybe somebody can learn something from the next one though. I thought about changing the names to protect the innocent, but nah. It takes too long. This girl is a figure skater (That's important later) She also lives in canada but goes to school here in the US. (I live on the border, i can see canada from my bedroom window...sort of)
It's long, but probably worth it.
M
Zach:says:
hey girl
molly says:
hello
Zach:says:
what's crackin'?
molly says:
not a thing my friend
molly says:
you?
Zach:says:
just relaxing "my friend"
molly says:
haha
Zach:says:
what's new in canada
Zach:says:
i hear a lot of political stuff is going on what with the vote coming on
Zach:says:
sounds like voters want the current officials out of office
molly says:
yeah especially in ontario
molly says:
not too many like the new premier dalton miginty
molly says:
i'm not sure how to spell his name
Zach:says:
that's what i hear
molly says:
i don't...it's just weird because ontario is such a big province that where we get our news from might have a totally different opinion on him than the people in the other parts of the province
Zach:says:
and is quebec trying to leave again?
molly says:
lol well they're always trying to leave but i hadn't really heard anything about it
Zach:says:
yeah, like a new push coming up soon
molly says:
hmm...i'll have to ask john, he'll know
Zach:says:
maybe
Zach:says:
so, with figure skating, do you go to competitions and stuff?
molly says:
yeah we just had one a few weeks ago in fort
Zach:says:
how'd that go?
molly says:
it was really fun...i got second and third...see every year a different club hosts the comp and this year was our clubs turn so i got to be a judge and judge the little kids, it was awesome
Zach:says:
wow! Did you always compete in skating, ever since you were little?
molly says:
no i just started in grade seven...but most kids that skate have competed since they were like 3
molly says:
lol i'm far behind
Zach:says:
but you still snagged 2nd
molly says:
haha well yes..
molly says:
just cause i can pull off the jumps
Zach:says:
were you close to first?
molly says:
hmm...well kind of but she had a cleaner program
Zach:says:
sorry, I'm not really hip to all this skater lingo
Zach:says:
are you trying to say you had better tricks, but she came together better as a routine?
molly says:
oh sorry...um it means hers was just more polished
molly says:
yeah that's what i'm saying!
Zach:says:
so with some more practice, and a little more polishing?
molly says:
yeah...i just don't get to do my solo with the music as often because there are so many girls that i skate with at practice that it's hard to get through everyones
Zach:says:
hmmm....
Zach:says:
so how exactly are routines rated and scored?
molly says:
um well for a solo they go by the artistic mark first over the technical mark (the tricks)
molly says:
so say if there's a tie for first and one skate has a higher artistic mark she'd win
molly says:
skater*
Zach:says:
and judges just give you numbers like ..ah..um..that was about a 7.3 eh...
molly says:
well the highest anyone at this level would get is about a 3.0 but we don't get to find out exactly what we got, they just put up a sheet that has what place each judge put you in
Zach:says:
okay
molly says:
make sense?
Zach:says:
so, what constitutes a 3 verses a 7?
molly says:
well the highest you can get is a 6 actually...but to get that you have to be doing triples and triple combinations and doubles and all that hard stuff...and your program has to go with your music perfectly and you have to skate it without one mistake
Zach:says:
okay, and a 3 is what?
molly says:
that would be like a few doubles, good spins some of the harder singles and a clean program
Zach:says:
okay
Zach:says:
just a good solid, amateur performance
molly says:
yep...a 3 would be like me having a really good skate
Zach:says:
so what do you think you get?
Zach:says:
as in a number score?
molly says:
gosh i dunno...probably like 2.3 to 2.5
Zach:says:
not bad for only skating for like 3 years
molly says:
haha yeah...i have fun though so it's all good
Zach:says:
yeah, i can like skate in a line and even turn left
Zach:says:
haven't really gotten the hang of those righ hand turns yet though
Zach:says:
any tips?
Zach:says:
molly says:
haha you know i've been having problems with my right turns also!
Zach:says:
wow
Zach:says:
guess i'm asking the wrong person for advice
molly says:
lol and the sad thing is i have to coach little tykes
Zach:says:
wow
Zach:says:
poor kids
Zach:says:
probably get beaten with sticks
molly says:
oh you know me, i just crack the whip!
Zach:says:
that's what i hear
molly says:
lol no i wear them all out though, i have more energy than they do!
Zach:says:
energy....sounds good to me
molly says:
haha i've got plenty of it
Zach:says:
that's what i hear
molly says:
lol well you know i can't sit still...
Zach:says:
you just told me
Zach:says:
lol
Zach:says:
that made no sense
molly says:
haha
Zach:says:
but then again, not many things do
Zach:says:
like right hand turns on skates
molly says:
haha
molly says:
well i understood you, no worries
Zach:says:
so what does your skating uniform look like?
molly says:
lol...well ok we call them dresses
Zach:says:
okay
Zach:says:
dresses
Zach:says:
point taken
molly says:
one is red with like a frilly skirt and the other is black and really sparkly and then for the next comp i have to be a genie so i have to wear these baggy pants things and a really short top...it's kinda skanky
Zach:says:
lol
Zach:says:
hookers on ice?
molly says:
haha that's me
Zach:says:
yeah, that red frilly one sounds nice
Zach:says:
think they make it in my size?
molly says:
haha well you can check...tidewaterice.com
molly says:
lol
Zach:says:
you should wear your uniform to school for the next pepfest
molly says:
oh my word...i would be soo embarassed
Zach:says:
and you could skate in on rollerblades and do your routine in the gym
molly says:
oh rollerblades are so scary!
Zach:says:
and everybody would be like "Woo Yeah" YAHOO DADDY
molly says:
lol
molly says:
i cannot rollerblade..there's no toe picks!
Zach:says:
ahh
Zach:says:
are toe picks like toothpicks?
molly says:
haha no not really..
Zach:says:
cuz figure skaters don't seem very sexy anymore if they sit around picking their toes
molly says:
lol nope i promise we don't do that...
molly says:
but you need them to jump
Zach:says:
good
Zach:says:
i can jump
Zach:says:
do i have toe picks?
molly says:
lol grr!
molly says:
to do skating jumps, you eeediot!
Zach:says:
grrr! I'm a lion baby! grrr!
molly says:
hahaha
Zach:says:
purrrrrrr!
molly says:
lol stop you're turning me on
Zach:says:
purrrr!
Zach:says:
i think i should be getting to bed soon
Zach:says:
i have many things to do tomorrow morning
molly says:
ok
molly says:
good night
Zach:says:
but maybe you can tell me more about skating during lunch?
molly says:
if you want sure
Zach:says:
cool
Zach:says:
g'night blades
Zach:says:
(That''s your new skating name)
molly says:
bye bye
molly says:
haha sweet!
Zach:says:
sweeter than ice-cream
Zach:says:
purrrrrrr!
molly says:
haha ahh!
molly says:
salut
Zach:says:
au revoir would be better, or bon soir
Zach:says:
molly says:
ciao
Zach:says:
oh, by the way, soyez ma valentine?
molly says:
hon hon hon mais oui!
Zach:says:
alrighty
Zach:says:
night
molly says:
bye
Basically, I went for just a few questions about her favorite sport, and politics in her homeland, and once i had her opened up to me I used some inuendo and humor. Updates on this one later maybe.
The other girl, M, is slightly introverted, but if you prime her with some good questions she will go on for a long long time. Basically these were just a couple of research convos where I wanted to evaluate just what makes these girls tick.
I'm not real interested in these girls, they're just a little something i've got on the back burner.
S This was a short convo, but you'll get the picture.
US:
hey
S says:
hey there, sup?
US:
not much, just relaxing
S:
thats cool
I finished my french project
so I'm doing the same
which is really nice..........
Oo hey do we have early practice tomorrow?
US:
yup
at like 7:30
S:
okay
just checking
cuz I'd be very upset if I was the only one that showed upl
so how was your day?
US:
lol
fine mom
S:
oh GOOD
haha
yeah..... I had put off almost all of my homework until today so
thats what I did most of the day
oh and I didnt go sledding or whatever yesterday because I had people at my house
US:
too bad
everybody was there
S:
haha so I heard
lol
oh well
we had alot of fun so
actually we were going to go in to the movie but ashley forgot to bring money and noone wanted to cover for her so
we didnt
anyway I spose I should get going....
so I'll see you early tomorrow.....
US:
probably
S:
peacelove and whatever else you want
haha
bye
US:
see ya
Not really a whole lot going on there. Oh well. Maybe somebody can learn something from the next one though. I thought about changing the names to protect the innocent, but nah. It takes too long. This girl is a figure skater (That's important later) She also lives in canada but goes to school here in the US. (I live on the border, i can see canada from my bedroom window...sort of)
It's long, but probably worth it.
M
Zach:says:
hey girl
molly says:
hello
Zach:says:
what's crackin'?
molly says:
not a thing my friend
molly says:
you?
Zach:says:
just relaxing "my friend"
molly says:
haha
Zach:says:
what's new in canada
Zach:says:
i hear a lot of political stuff is going on what with the vote coming on
Zach:says:
sounds like voters want the current officials out of office
molly says:
yeah especially in ontario
molly says:
not too many like the new premier dalton miginty
molly says:
i'm not sure how to spell his name
Zach:says:
that's what i hear
molly says:
i don't...it's just weird because ontario is such a big province that where we get our news from might have a totally different opinion on him than the people in the other parts of the province
Zach:says:
and is quebec trying to leave again?
molly says:
lol well they're always trying to leave but i hadn't really heard anything about it
Zach:says:
yeah, like a new push coming up soon
molly says:
hmm...i'll have to ask john, he'll know
Zach:says:
maybe
Zach:says:
so, with figure skating, do you go to competitions and stuff?
molly says:
yeah we just had one a few weeks ago in fort
Zach:says:
how'd that go?
molly says:
it was really fun...i got second and third...see every year a different club hosts the comp and this year was our clubs turn so i got to be a judge and judge the little kids, it was awesome
Zach:says:
wow! Did you always compete in skating, ever since you were little?
molly says:
no i just started in grade seven...but most kids that skate have competed since they were like 3
molly says:
lol i'm far behind
Zach:says:
but you still snagged 2nd
molly says:
haha well yes..
molly says:
just cause i can pull off the jumps
Zach:says:
were you close to first?
molly says:
hmm...well kind of but she had a cleaner program
Zach:says:
sorry, I'm not really hip to all this skater lingo
Zach:says:
are you trying to say you had better tricks, but she came together better as a routine?
molly says:
oh sorry...um it means hers was just more polished
molly says:
yeah that's what i'm saying!
Zach:says:
so with some more practice, and a little more polishing?
molly says:
yeah...i just don't get to do my solo with the music as often because there are so many girls that i skate with at practice that it's hard to get through everyones
Zach:says:
hmmm....
Zach:says:
so how exactly are routines rated and scored?
molly says:
um well for a solo they go by the artistic mark first over the technical mark (the tricks)
molly says:
so say if there's a tie for first and one skate has a higher artistic mark she'd win
molly says:
skater*
Zach:says:
and judges just give you numbers like ..ah..um..that was about a 7.3 eh...
molly says:
well the highest anyone at this level would get is about a 3.0 but we don't get to find out exactly what we got, they just put up a sheet that has what place each judge put you in
Zach:says:
okay
molly says:
make sense?
Zach:says:
so, what constitutes a 3 verses a 7?
molly says:
well the highest you can get is a 6 actually...but to get that you have to be doing triples and triple combinations and doubles and all that hard stuff...and your program has to go with your music perfectly and you have to skate it without one mistake
Zach:says:
okay, and a 3 is what?
molly says:
that would be like a few doubles, good spins some of the harder singles and a clean program
Zach:says:
okay
Zach:says:
just a good solid, amateur performance
molly says:
yep...a 3 would be like me having a really good skate
Zach:says:
so what do you think you get?
Zach:says:
as in a number score?
molly says:
gosh i dunno...probably like 2.3 to 2.5
Zach:says:
not bad for only skating for like 3 years
molly says:
haha yeah...i have fun though so it's all good
Zach:says:
yeah, i can like skate in a line and even turn left
Zach:says:
haven't really gotten the hang of those righ hand turns yet though
Zach:says:
any tips?
Zach:says:
molly says:
haha you know i've been having problems with my right turns also!
Zach:says:
wow
Zach:says:
guess i'm asking the wrong person for advice
molly says:
lol and the sad thing is i have to coach little tykes
Zach:says:
wow
Zach:says:
poor kids
Zach:says:
probably get beaten with sticks
molly says:
oh you know me, i just crack the whip!
Zach:says:
that's what i hear
molly says:
lol no i wear them all out though, i have more energy than they do!
Zach:says:
energy....sounds good to me
molly says:
haha i've got plenty of it
Zach:says:
that's what i hear
molly says:
lol well you know i can't sit still...
Zach:says:
you just told me
Zach:says:
lol
Zach:says:
that made no sense
molly says:
haha
Zach:says:
but then again, not many things do
Zach:says:
like right hand turns on skates
molly says:
haha
molly says:
well i understood you, no worries
Zach:says:
so what does your skating uniform look like?
molly says:
lol...well ok we call them dresses
Zach:says:
okay
Zach:says:
dresses
Zach:says:
point taken
molly says:
one is red with like a frilly skirt and the other is black and really sparkly and then for the next comp i have to be a genie so i have to wear these baggy pants things and a really short top...it's kinda skanky
Zach:says:
lol
Zach:says:
hookers on ice?
molly says:
haha that's me
Zach:says:
yeah, that red frilly one sounds nice
Zach:says:
think they make it in my size?
molly says:
haha well you can check...tidewaterice.com
molly says:
lol
Zach:says:
you should wear your uniform to school for the next pepfest
molly says:
oh my word...i would be soo embarassed
Zach:says:
and you could skate in on rollerblades and do your routine in the gym
molly says:
oh rollerblades are so scary!
Zach:says:
and everybody would be like "Woo Yeah" YAHOO DADDY
molly says:
lol
molly says:
i cannot rollerblade..there's no toe picks!
Zach:says:
ahh
Zach:says:
are toe picks like toothpicks?
molly says:
haha no not really..
Zach:says:
cuz figure skaters don't seem very sexy anymore if they sit around picking their toes
molly says:
lol nope i promise we don't do that...
molly says:
but you need them to jump
Zach:says:
good
Zach:says:
i can jump
Zach:says:
do i have toe picks?
molly says:
lol grr!
molly says:
to do skating jumps, you eeediot!
Zach:says:
grrr! I'm a lion baby! grrr!
molly says:
hahaha
Zach:says:
purrrrrrr!
molly says:
lol stop you're turning me on
Zach:says:
purrrr!
Zach:says:
i think i should be getting to bed soon
Zach:says:
i have many things to do tomorrow morning
molly says:
ok
molly says:
good night
Zach:says:
but maybe you can tell me more about skating during lunch?
molly says:
if you want sure
Zach:says:
cool
Zach:says:
g'night blades
Zach:says:
(That''s your new skating name)
molly says:
bye bye
molly says:
haha sweet!
Zach:says:
sweeter than ice-cream
Zach:says:
purrrrrrr!
molly says:
haha ahh!
molly says:
salut
Zach:says:
au revoir would be better, or bon soir
Zach:says:
molly says:
ciao
Zach:says:
oh, by the way, soyez ma valentine?
molly says:
hon hon hon mais oui!
Zach:says:
alrighty
Zach:says:
night
molly says:
bye
Basically, I went for just a few questions about her favorite sport, and politics in her homeland, and once i had her opened up to me I used some inuendo and humor. Updates on this one later maybe.