FR:slapped! cant ever go to mall again

SamMalone

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I think ****y and Funny is the worst technique for DJs. Very few (myself included for a few years) really get the concept and just come off bad.
 

Ease

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Chris312 said:
LISTEN YOU ILLETERATE **** SUCKER, I DIDNT HIT HER I TOOK HER DOWN. **** YOU.
Troll or not this is hilarious
 

sandman6991

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Society's double-standard really disgusting. She assaults him for no reason, and when he teaches the ***** a lesson, security gets on HIM. Girls shouldn't get a free pass to slap any guy they want to, no matter how creepy the guy may be.
 

Audiophile

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This reminded me of the scene from "American Psycho" when the girl touches his face and he says "YOU FVCKING B%!%!%" and punches her.

:crackup: :crackup:
 

Ice882

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I Didn't Hit Her, I Took Her Down!!!!

Cut To Ronnie, Jersey Shore: That's One Shot Kid, That's One Shot!


Hahahahahahahahahah
 

Peace and Quiet

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CarlitosWay

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Damn so this is where the rage came from that made you start that other thread LOL hilarious.

Anyways.....Good you're aggressive how about channeling that energy a bit better eh?
 

shaunuk

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I hate being a d1ck to people on internet forums, but. . .

"I'm in the Mood" - mate, I know you mean well, but that advice was complete rubbish. Stop giving people advice based on stuff you're reading in "pick up" books. Disarmer this, High value that. Chances are, if you get slapped, you probably did something wrong, and you should give up and stop trying to be a smooth playa.
 

Ken785

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underoath777 said:
Wtf is wrong with you?

You NEVER hit a woman.
I wouldn't say never.

If I ever come across a ghetto hood rat chick that was all in my face yelling at me and talking trash, while shaking her head from left to right and pointing her finger at me and tries to chase after me with a knife... then you can bet, the b1tch is gonna get a beat down UFC style.
 

jnice48146

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There's NO WAY this shizz can be real! If so, this guy needs more help than ANY of us can give him, collectively or otherwise!
 

cablecow15

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Id have retaliated in some way in that situation , but did you ever stop to think that maybe she did pay for it ? maybe she had chemo and wears a wig. When i was in highschool i knew a girl like that and i bet if i said that to her i def woulda got my azz slapped. Regardless the best you could have gotten with that line is a confused face.
 
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