FR: sex with a friend

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i usually dont give much FR because they are all the same to me, no point in writting a sex report every couple of days or weekend, but this one was unique to me, i had to share it.

well background story, i was the b1tches first kiss back when i was 15, got her to give me a hand job, she was 14 at the time. so i kept her around since but i was drifted into the friendzone, i mean, deep into the friendzone, she would deny ALL kino, and sh1t.

so i just kept her for social status, take her gorcery shoppin wit me, stuff like that. i never expected much from her.
so last night around 10 i was bored. and i had this strong urge to go out. i hate staying home. so i saw her on msn, i talked to her and asked if she wanted to chill, she asked me to come over, i told her to come over instead. so i had thirteen ghosts on dvd in my room. cleaned my room up
i played it cool when she came, she again denied my kino, wouldnt let me put my arm around her, so i put it behind her pillow cuz of my sore shoulder.
and as the scary parts came, she grabed me was like OMG. i smiled,
then she would put her hands around me for a scary part then remove it right away, like in a sense of "what am i doing?" so i tried to do small kino, rubbin her elbow(sweet spot) and playin wit her hair slowly..
NOTE THIS, during the movie she told me "your like my big brother eh?" i was like fuk my life, to my self in my head so towards the end of the movie, she put her legs right ontop of mine and got real comfortable. i started smile.
because the whole night i never atempted nothing, i just laid there cuz i wasnt expecting nothing. i knew i was in the friendzone
so she was commin onto me.
so after she got comfortable she fell alseep, i didnt know til after the movie ended, i was like wtf. so it took me 10 min to wake her up, cuz she would wake up, then go back to sleep. finally i was like, listen, wake up. in a deep voice, shes like im awake, i was like no youre not. then the b1tch was like
"if i wasnt awake, could i do this?" and then climbed ontop of me and started making out. so i fliped the b1tch onto her back and started kissing her neck, sucking on her ears, and back, soon her top was off. easy as a pie. im sure you can guess waht happend next :p
 
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lol no feedback?
 

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Because we don't give a ****. This thread is neither asking for advice nor giving advice, thus is pointless.
 

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Smack said:
Because we don't give a ****. This thread is neither asking for advice nor giving advice, thus is pointless.
ask for advice and
Ill give it to ya
 

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sexy_kuta said:
ask for advice and
Ill give it to ya
I'm in the same situation, i'm in the friendzone really really deep, she keeps calling me like her little brother. I do stuff, hang out, and stuff because shes an HB10, and likes the idea of helping me pickup girls.

Only difference is that mine got a boyfriend, and everytime we hang out her bf is there...
 

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Stéphane said:
I'm in the same situation, i'm in the friendzone really really deep, she keeps calling me like her little brother. I do stuff, hang out, and stuff because shes an HB10, and likes the idea of helping me pickup girls.

Only difference is that mine got a boyfriend, and everytime we hang out her bf is there...
oo thats gonna be a hard one, well the time i spent with her, i always displayed three things
CONFIDENCE CONTROL and SEXUALITY

i was very confident, i never asked for advice for other girls and i always tell her my sex stories so she can picture them in her head. she knew i slept with many girls and the way i snuck her in my house while my parents were up had her on her toes. during the movie, she kept lookin at me to see if i was lookin at her but i wasnt, i was paying attention to the movie, many times she said rewind it cuz i was thinkin about u for a second.

CONTROL- i was always in control and still am. i remember one time she didnt want to listen to me, so i told her to walk home and she thought i was joking but i was serious, i started to walk away, she then followed me like a lost puppy and listened to me but was shocked that i had balls to do that.
she wanted me to come over her house but i told her to come over my house instead because i had my huge lcd monitor and my comfy bed, along with all my DJ ****, like massive oil, condoms, etc..

last, i was very SEXUAL. she knew i slept with alot of girls, i also told her many of my sex stories because that way she pictures me naked in her head. every time you tell someone a story, they picture u in their head. its a human instinct. i never asked her for advice for other women, instead i always talked about sex. and looked good. always gave this sexual vibe

the trick is. to get her to confess her feelings for you. you gotta display attractive characterizes for her to attract herself too.
the three above are the main characterizes i think you would need, you can add charm in there even but keep it to a min, dont sugar coat at all.
you can be funny aswell, mix things up but make sure you are the three above.

in your situation, get the two of you alone. spend time, but quailty time. make her laugh when shes with you. make sure shes having fun. so much fun that shes dying to spend more time with you. everytime she talks about her bf, smile and be like
oh yea? nice awesome, cool
then switch the subject up.

good luck mate
 
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GaryUranga said:
only good thing abotu this thread is note this guys plowing he got lots of negative feedback and he kept going, nice end :p
lol i dont let the thoughts from insecurity get to me.

:D
 

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With friends that you really want to have sex with but blew your chance I have found you need to move on. Change something about yourself (this is huge) It can be losing weight, style of clothes or hair something physical to make you new, stay away a couple months at least. Then come back some lonely night for her and make a move with confidence. Alcohol helps too of course :) then they have an excuse if they feel awkward, but it's not totally necessary. I've had success with this but it's a hard way to get laid!
 

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PHAT Rabbit said:
During the REM stage of the sleep cycle human beings are known to be in a sexual mood (ex: morning wood), so you likely got lucky and she fell asleep and was immediately aroused upon waking up. She may have had no intention of getting sexual, but because she awoke from REM her emotional situation was very different.

My advice: I wouldn't expect your standing with this girl to be much different... she probably just felt like getting frisky and has no intention of repeating the behavior unless she "feels" like it again. Therefore you're not in control here - so you can wait around or go find other girls that you do control.

What we can learn?: Waking a girl out of REM can drastically improve your chances of having a sexy time.
no, she phoned me the next day and wanted to get together again this weekend, so i doubt it, unless i dont get puzzy this weekend then maybe. i'll let you know after this weekend
 

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PHAT Rabbit said:
During the REM stage of the sleep cycle human beings are known to be in a sexual mood (ex: morning wood), so you likely got lucky and she fell asleep and was immediately aroused upon waking up. She may have had no intention of getting sexual, but because she awoke from REM her emotional situation was very different.

My advice: I wouldn't expect your standing with this girl to be much different... she probably just felt like getting frisky and has no intention of repeating the behavior unless she "feels" like it again. Therefore you're not in control here - so you can wait around or go find other girls that you do control.

What we can learn?: Waking a girl out of REM can drastically improve your chances of having a sexy time.
hmm...so basically, when you wake a girl up from sleep, she'll be horny. lol
 
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