FR: Sales Girl

LeviathanIYG

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So I'm sitting at home about lunch time on Monday just relaxing working on my book and site when I hear my doorbell ring......

I open the door

"Hi im Lani from Optus (phone company) were just going around the area to see if you would be interested in moving your services............" blah blah blah

The Girl

- HB9

-Brunette

-Average height

-Green eyes

-Stunning body


Now this girl was HOT I mean stunning HB9 which is normal for sales ladies and she looked a lil older than me maybe 22.

Me: Sure come in

(I was a hot day so I was wearing jeans with no shirt and I noticed her taking peeks at my body so I thought...... Oh yehhh It's ON)

Me: Do you want anything to drink?

Her: Oh ok water would be great thanks

Me: Just water? that's boring and I make the best Martini's in Sydney

Her: Hahaha sounds like a great offer but I’m working

Me: mmmm and when I opend the door I thought you seemed like a carefree, risk taker

Her: heyyy I am carfree

Me: So Martini it is then!

Her: ahh.....

(Walk of before she could answer and i come back with two martinis)

Her: your bad.........

Me: So I'm told

Her: maybe I’ll have just a bit

(takes a sip)

Her: mmm ok you weren't lying this is good

(takes another sip)

Me: So what were we talking about?

Her: Ah yes................ blah bah blah

(she talks about her companies phone and net deal and i sign up, not because she was attractive it was actully a pretty good deal. By the end of it she finishes her drink)

Me: What happend to "just a lil bit"?

Her: OMG I didn’t realize, eyyy your trying to get me drink aren’t you

Me: No im trying to make you sleep……… there were sleeping pills in your drink are you feeling it yet (I put my hand on my head and start stumbling) DAM I put them in the wrong one! (it was a joke for those of you that don’t get it)

Her: (starts laughing a lot) hahahahaha you made my day!

Me: I did? Well we should do it again then

Her: mmm I’d like that

Me: well you got my number on your papers there….. give me a call sometime

Her: I’ll do that (smiles) ….. well I better get back to work your going to get me fired

Me: haha ok I’ll talk to you later

Her: Definitely…. Nice meting you bye

Anyway she just called me yesterda and I setup a date for sunday so I thought I’d post this FR enjoy guys!!

I’ll post a DR or possibly a LR on Sunday.

Whoever said that if you sit down on your ass a hot girl isn't just going to come knock on your door and go on a date with you?
 
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nice, I love the risk taker line!
 

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post more!!! i love your FR's
 

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I know you come up with a lot of new words and there all good so i assume meta-frame is one of them man.

I've never heard of it though you reckon you could link me to a post or page that describes it?
 

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gold
 

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Shezz knows his Sh1t as for the FR your one lucky bastard.

:( No sales girls come around here. But sounded real nice, so unexpected to i liked that. I hope you fuvk her just because of the way you met her.
 

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I'm seeing her tommorrow I'll probably fu*k her then.

DR or LR tomorrow guys.

L8ta
 

Well I'm here to tell you there is such a magic wand. Something that will make you almost completely irresistible to any woman you "point it" at. Something guaranteed to fill your life with love, romance, and excitement.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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STREET PICK UPS USING c/F

it s brilliant
a quick dialogue and you pulled it off
****Y AND FUNNY COLD READING at the beginning
so it s all about BANTERING really
took you no more than 5 minutes

fabulous!!!:cheer:

i try the same sort of stuff in my bookstore this morning
i wonder if you guys could come up with more of the above?
AT THE BOOKSTORE
AT THE MEAT COUNTER
STANDING IN THE QUEUE AT THE POST OFFICE
do you think you could come up with made up dialogues,
be creative in other words and submit them to us ex AFCs?

boulepiquante
suid afrika
 

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This is great to actually hear a success story. You did it all as people mentioned,I am sure that you would have pulled it off with a shirt on though anyways.
 
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