LeviathanIYG
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So I'm sitting at home about lunch time on Monday just relaxing working on my book and site when I hear my doorbell ring......
I open the door
"Hi im Lani from Optus (phone company) were just going around the area to see if you would be interested in moving your services............" blah blah blah
The Girl
- HB9
-Brunette
-Average height
-Green eyes
-Stunning body
Now this girl was HOT I mean stunning HB9 which is normal for sales ladies and she looked a lil older than me maybe 22.
Me: Sure come in
(I was a hot day so I was wearing jeans with no shirt and I noticed her taking peeks at my body so I thought...... Oh yehhh It's ON)
Me: Do you want anything to drink?
Her: Oh ok water would be great thanks
Me: Just water? that's boring and I make the best Martini's in Sydney
Her: Hahaha sounds like a great offer but I’m working
Me: mmmm and when I opend the door I thought you seemed like a carefree, risk taker
Her: heyyy I am carfree
Me: So Martini it is then!
Her: ahh.....
(Walk of before she could answer and i come back with two martinis)
Her: your bad.........
Me: So I'm told
Her: maybe I’ll have just a bit
(takes a sip)
Her: mmm ok you weren't lying this is good
(takes another sip)
Me: So what were we talking about?
Her: Ah yes................ blah bah blah
(she talks about her companies phone and net deal and i sign up, not because she was attractive it was actully a pretty good deal. By the end of it she finishes her drink)
Me: What happend to "just a lil bit"?
Her: OMG I didn’t realize, eyyy your trying to get me drink aren’t you
Me: No im trying to make you sleep……… there were sleeping pills in your drink are you feeling it yet (I put my hand on my head and start stumbling) DAM I put them in the wrong one! (it was a joke for those of you that don’t get it)
Her: (starts laughing a lot) hahahahaha you made my day!
Me: I did? Well we should do it again then
Her: mmm I’d like that
Me: well you got my number on your papers there….. give me a call sometime
Her: I’ll do that (smiles) ….. well I better get back to work your going to get me fired
Me: haha ok I’ll talk to you later
Her: Definitely…. Nice meting you bye
Anyway she just called me yesterda and I setup a date for sunday so I thought I’d post this FR enjoy guys!!
I’ll post a DR or possibly a LR on Sunday.
Whoever said that if you sit down on your ass a hot girl isn't just going to come knock on your door and go on a date with you?
I open the door
"Hi im Lani from Optus (phone company) were just going around the area to see if you would be interested in moving your services............" blah blah blah
The Girl
- HB9
-Brunette
-Average height
-Green eyes
-Stunning body
Now this girl was HOT I mean stunning HB9 which is normal for sales ladies and she looked a lil older than me maybe 22.
Me: Sure come in
(I was a hot day so I was wearing jeans with no shirt and I noticed her taking peeks at my body so I thought...... Oh yehhh It's ON)
Me: Do you want anything to drink?
Her: Oh ok water would be great thanks
Me: Just water? that's boring and I make the best Martini's in Sydney
Her: Hahaha sounds like a great offer but I’m working
Me: mmmm and when I opend the door I thought you seemed like a carefree, risk taker
Her: heyyy I am carfree
Me: So Martini it is then!
Her: ahh.....
(Walk of before she could answer and i come back with two martinis)
Her: your bad.........
Me: So I'm told
Her: maybe I’ll have just a bit
(takes a sip)
Her: mmm ok you weren't lying this is good
(takes another sip)
Me: So what were we talking about?
Her: Ah yes................ blah bah blah
(she talks about her companies phone and net deal and i sign up, not because she was attractive it was actully a pretty good deal. By the end of it she finishes her drink)
Me: What happend to "just a lil bit"?
Her: OMG I didn’t realize, eyyy your trying to get me drink aren’t you
Me: No im trying to make you sleep……… there were sleeping pills in your drink are you feeling it yet (I put my hand on my head and start stumbling) DAM I put them in the wrong one! (it was a joke for those of you that don’t get it)
Her: (starts laughing a lot) hahahahaha you made my day!
Me: I did? Well we should do it again then
Her: mmm I’d like that
Me: well you got my number on your papers there….. give me a call sometime
Her: I’ll do that (smiles) ….. well I better get back to work your going to get me fired
Me: haha ok I’ll talk to you later
Her: Definitely…. Nice meting you bye
Anyway she just called me yesterda and I setup a date for sunday so I thought I’d post this FR enjoy guys!!
I’ll post a DR or possibly a LR on Sunday.
Whoever said that if you sit down on your ass a hot girl isn't just going to come knock on your door and go on a date with you?
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