Fluke
Don Juan
Thursday night headed out to some bars/danceclubs with my wing. Didnt really want to go out since I hadnt slept in over 24 hours but decided to go anyways because its the best night where im at.
I decided to put my hair in a ****ing mohawk before I left and wore my t-shirt that says, "I lie to girls" turned out to be a great idea since girls were shooting me massive SOI's all night and opening me on the shirt. It makes **** so much easier when you stand out. Also I hate opening indirectly with things like opinion openers and instead like to open direct or situational. The only thing I will use is Who lies more? and thats not as an opener but just something I go into when Im wearing my shirt if the girls ask about it.
So we get to the area and are drinking outside my car and out of nowhere some drunk ***** takes off running and screaming from down the street. The retard is running so fast she flies out of her heels and flounders around on the ground screaming. This gets me into state instantly because I cant ****ing stop laughing and that flying dive should be something seen on sportscenter replays hahaha.
Get to the club and ive wore this shirt before and got opened some but with my hair in a small mohawk the **** got crazy fast.
The place is so packed I can hardly move and as im making my way to the bathroom I notice a hb8asian chick eyeing me like a foot away from my face. I make eyecontact and smirk at her and keep walking since I want to get outta the damn walkway and into the bathroom. As soon as I come back out this chicks friend is running up to me "OMG you HAVEEE to come dance with my friend!! She really wants to meet you!!!"
So im dancing with these two chicks and they start competing over me lol! HBasians friend twists me around and says MY turn and starts grindin on me and I get the feeling that maybe I could pull a 3-some with these chicks. I get tired and go to get some water at the bar and walk up to my friend and a chick that he knows (HBeyes) walks up with her friend and starts talking.
Her friend HBtan turns around to me and strikes her finger under my shirt and asks if its true and just keeps staring at me inches from my face. I just smile at her and she says, "Its ok though your pretty so I know you do". So being called pretty is not exactly my idea of a compliment but w/e I just lean in and start kissing the girl and I hear Hbeyes next to me "OMG thats my best friend!!" while my wing says, "Cool mine too hahahaha".
I get tired of messing with this chick because I want to make sure I close the other two girls before I leave and they were hotter. But before I can do that some random girl sees that Im trying to get away I guess and comes over and grabs my arm and tells me to come dance with her. I guess this pisses HBtan off because she grabs my other arm and says, "He's with me" but this makes me spill my water all over and pisses me off so i just walk outside to get away from the drama before they notice im gone.
Im sitting outside on the rail and Hbsmoker beside me leans over and tells me "at least you come with a warning". Talk to her for a minute and its freezing outside so I tease her because her nipples are hard and touch my arm and accuse her of doing it on purpose. She tells me she has barbells through each of them and when its cold the metal makes them really hard while leaning right into my face. So I just grab her and say Ive never saw a girls nipples that were pierced before and tell her to show me while im leading her around behind the club.
She puts them right in my face and we start kissing. I go to **** her but my damn condom was ****ed up and I didnt have another one in my pocket so I got her to give me a BJ and chilled for a min and walked her to her car since she was leaving, got the # and went back inside the club.
When I came back in my friend has HBtan in the corner and is making out with her so I was happy I didnt have to deal with that drama. I see a Hb9 glance at me at the bar so I walk up and open her with high energy accusing her of being the drunk girl I saw trying to be superman before I came in the club. She starts **** testing me on my shirt saying, "Its too bad, you were really cute too" So I use Who lies more and its like I hit her with chick crack. She gets all animated and into the convo so in the middle of her talking I just put my finger on her lips and say Shhh and lean in and kiss her. # closed her a little later and went to go meet my friend outside.
HBasians friend from earlier runs up to me while im leaving and says I cant leave without getting her friends # and gives it to me. Glad she did because I was drunk at this point and had forgotten about them.
This was one of the best nights out ive had in a long time I learned the full value of standing out. My style is not to peacock with **** like gaudy jewelry and pimp hats but more of a rockstar look. My only problem I was really having was escalation even when I knew I had attraction and I felt like I killed most of that tonight.
I decided to put my hair in a ****ing mohawk before I left and wore my t-shirt that says, "I lie to girls" turned out to be a great idea since girls were shooting me massive SOI's all night and opening me on the shirt. It makes **** so much easier when you stand out. Also I hate opening indirectly with things like opinion openers and instead like to open direct or situational. The only thing I will use is Who lies more? and thats not as an opener but just something I go into when Im wearing my shirt if the girls ask about it.
So we get to the area and are drinking outside my car and out of nowhere some drunk ***** takes off running and screaming from down the street. The retard is running so fast she flies out of her heels and flounders around on the ground screaming. This gets me into state instantly because I cant ****ing stop laughing and that flying dive should be something seen on sportscenter replays hahaha.
Get to the club and ive wore this shirt before and got opened some but with my hair in a small mohawk the **** got crazy fast.
The place is so packed I can hardly move and as im making my way to the bathroom I notice a hb8asian chick eyeing me like a foot away from my face. I make eyecontact and smirk at her and keep walking since I want to get outta the damn walkway and into the bathroom. As soon as I come back out this chicks friend is running up to me "OMG you HAVEEE to come dance with my friend!! She really wants to meet you!!!"
So im dancing with these two chicks and they start competing over me lol! HBasians friend twists me around and says MY turn and starts grindin on me and I get the feeling that maybe I could pull a 3-some with these chicks. I get tired and go to get some water at the bar and walk up to my friend and a chick that he knows (HBeyes) walks up with her friend and starts talking.
Her friend HBtan turns around to me and strikes her finger under my shirt and asks if its true and just keeps staring at me inches from my face. I just smile at her and she says, "Its ok though your pretty so I know you do". So being called pretty is not exactly my idea of a compliment but w/e I just lean in and start kissing the girl and I hear Hbeyes next to me "OMG thats my best friend!!" while my wing says, "Cool mine too hahahaha".
I get tired of messing with this chick because I want to make sure I close the other two girls before I leave and they were hotter. But before I can do that some random girl sees that Im trying to get away I guess and comes over and grabs my arm and tells me to come dance with her. I guess this pisses HBtan off because she grabs my other arm and says, "He's with me" but this makes me spill my water all over and pisses me off so i just walk outside to get away from the drama before they notice im gone.
Im sitting outside on the rail and Hbsmoker beside me leans over and tells me "at least you come with a warning". Talk to her for a minute and its freezing outside so I tease her because her nipples are hard and touch my arm and accuse her of doing it on purpose. She tells me she has barbells through each of them and when its cold the metal makes them really hard while leaning right into my face. So I just grab her and say Ive never saw a girls nipples that were pierced before and tell her to show me while im leading her around behind the club.
She puts them right in my face and we start kissing. I go to **** her but my damn condom was ****ed up and I didnt have another one in my pocket so I got her to give me a BJ and chilled for a min and walked her to her car since she was leaving, got the # and went back inside the club.
When I came back in my friend has HBtan in the corner and is making out with her so I was happy I didnt have to deal with that drama. I see a Hb9 glance at me at the bar so I walk up and open her with high energy accusing her of being the drunk girl I saw trying to be superman before I came in the club. She starts **** testing me on my shirt saying, "Its too bad, you were really cute too" So I use Who lies more and its like I hit her with chick crack. She gets all animated and into the convo so in the middle of her talking I just put my finger on her lips and say Shhh and lean in and kiss her. # closed her a little later and went to go meet my friend outside.
HBasians friend from earlier runs up to me while im leaving and says I cant leave without getting her friends # and gives it to me. Glad she did because I was drunk at this point and had forgotten about them.
This was one of the best nights out ive had in a long time I learned the full value of standing out. My style is not to peacock with **** like gaudy jewelry and pimp hats but more of a rockstar look. My only problem I was really having was escalation even when I knew I had attraction and I felt like I killed most of that tonight.
