Dude, don't insult the girl, tease her in a mean and ****y sort of way. I'll give you an example of a conversation I had with a chick online (she about a 7 and lives near my house). Online or face to face, I speak the same way to girls and they eat it up. The better looking the girl the more thick I lay down the mean and ****y (aka "The M.A.C.", ha!), while always making sure they know I'm just teasing them. Anyways, here's the online convo I had over the course of the day, since I was noting her back and forth:
Me: Hey, you`re pretty cute ;-) If you`d like to chat sometime msg me back
Her: hey, thanks for the compliments...
Me: Compliments? I thought I only gave you one... tsk tsk, someone is greedy ;-)
Her: It was a spelling error...
Me: Spelling error or wishful thinking?
Her: A little bit of both...=P
Me: Haha, fair enough. So what part of sauga are you from?
Her: You want to know because?
Me: Because I`m from sauga too you nerd
and I`m curious what area you live in.
Her: Shut Up!
Why don`t you tell me what area you live in?
Me: Why? So you can drive by my house and stalk me?
I dunno... you`ll have to earn my trust first ;-)
Her: I see we think alike.
Me: Oh really? Then you`re ready to have sex with me too? Sweeeeet!!
Her: Pervert..
Me: lol, don`t say it as if you don`t like it ;-)
Her: whatever you say...pervert...
Me: Haha, you`re fun to tease ;-)
Her: should I take that as a compliment?..=P
Me: I`m not sure
Is that how you usually take it? Or do you not get teased often enough? ;-)
So what`s your MSN? I`ll tease you some more over there, haha.
Her: Why would anyone want to tease me? hmm..it seems like you`re the first..
Me: Oh?.... didn`t know you were a teasing virgin, lol. Well it`s always nice to be a girls first ;-) I hope it wasn`t too painful
Her: It was too small of a tease to cause any pain.
Me: Ouch! Now why`d you have to go there baby?!? lol Don`t make me bend you over a chair or table and prove there ain`t nothin small about me
Her: It`s so FUN teasing you too...
Me: Oh, so now I`m your entertainment? Is that it? You know, I DO have feelings! ... Like right now I want to "feel" you up, lol.
Her:"Feel" me up? What do you think I am? Your entertainment? You know I have feelings too.
...lol
Me: You have feelings already? Hon, you`re moving way too fast for me, I barely even know you ;-)
Ok, enough flirting on here, lol, gimme your MSN!
Her: Well maybe if you ask nicely, I`ll think about it.
Me: Give it to me NOW!! Please.
Her: I thought about it and I came to my decision....NO!
That`s what you get for teasing me...lol...
Me: FINE!...be that way...just don`t be suprised or angry when I refuse to have sex with you at the end of our first date. You can beg and plead all you want, but no nookie for you my dear! ;-)
Her: If I did go on a date with you, you`ll not even get a kiss.
Me: Haha, if I had a penny for everytime a girl said that prior to a date, and then ended up in bed with me... well, I`d have a few pennies, lol.
Her: Well, I`m not one of them.
Me: Your loss ;-)
Her: Fine with me.
Me: Fine, you want to lose your chance at some good ol lovin, that`s alright. Take care nerd.
Her: Alright... pervert...
Me: I`m a pervert? Why, because I like sex? LOL. Fine by me. Now run along little one and find yourself a nice catholic virgin boy, haha. Nerd!
Her: Like you’re not a virgin lol.
Me: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!!! That one was below the belt! lol. I am NOT a virgin, believe me. I`ve sampled some fine white/chinese/viet girls. You on the other hand have got to be a virgin. Why else would you be taking this long to even give me your MSN? ;-)
Her: Damn right I`m a virgin.
Me: I knew it! Cause you act like one, haha! Lucky for you I have experience deflowering girls, and might lend my services to you if you play your cards right ;-)
Her: Your service? hah, i can get one better..;P
Me: Then why are you here wasting my valuable sexin up girls time? ;-) Stop obsessing over me already, cause I know you want me, lol.
Wouldn`t this be easier over MSN btw??!?? Damn you and your primitive means of communicating
Her: I think YOU want me, cause if you didn`t, you would have ended the conversation long ago.
Me: Hey, I tried! You just won`t let me go
I specifically remember saying "Take care nerd" and then BAM! You msg me back
Her: Why did you write back?
Me: And give you the last word? HA! Nice try!
Her: Well you better, cause I`m not gonna give you the last word, you dork!
Me: Now I`m convinced you can`t let me go
The thing is, I`m not sure I want another virgin hon. Having to train you in bed, possibly getting blood on my covers, having to hear you scream and say it hurts... it just might not be worth the headache...
Her: wow, you are nothing like your zodiac sign described you as being and I was so close to giving you my msn...
Me: Oh I`m a lot like my zodiac sign, you just haven`t realized it yet ;-) Too bad you didn`t give me your msn, I might have even turned on my webcam for you. Oh well, so much for that now.
Just stop msging me, cause if you`re this clingy now, I can only imagine how bad you`d be AFTER we have sex! Yikes! lol
Her: Clingy? pleaseeeee...why don`t you stop messaging me and like I said, I wouldn`t have sex with you.
Me: Haha, you`re a terrible liar
Fine, I won`t msg you anymore, and I`m not replying anymore unless you give me your MSN. If you think I`m joking, you don`t know enough about Scorpio`s ;-) I`ve had fun chatting with you though, so have a good life kiddo
Her: Look who`s being childish, fine I`ll give you my MSN only cause I don`t want to give you the last word.
Me: ... and that MSN would be?
Her: calm down....
It’s **********
So I got her MSN and told her I'd chat with her after the Apprentice, lol, but never got around to it. Anyways, that's a pretty typical conversation for me and most girls are very receptive to it. Notice how I bring up the topic of sex early on and how I can say certain things that would more then likely get you slapped or told you're a jerk, BUT I say it in such a way that it doesn't sound threatening.
Another thing I'd like to point out while I'm at it, you have to know when to walk away from a conversation and girl if you're not getting what you want. I told her "bye" about twice, and the third time when I said it I told her it was for good this time. If she didn't give me her MSN I wouldn't have msged her back, but I knew I chatted her up enough that she wouldn't just let me go. This also goes for cold pick-ups. So what if you can get a girls number? If you don't show her that you have something to offer, chances are you'll get flaked on.
