FR: My first time getting a BJ

[ChrizZ]

Hey fellas!

I know this is prolly nothing special, but I see myself getting better with women and I'd like to share my progress with you guys.

So I went partying yesterday. I started grinding with a persian hb8, but her hb7 friend was hitting on me all the time and eventually took off my shirt on the dancefloor (lol). I tried to ignore her though. After like 20 minutes of dancing I then started making out with the persian chick. She initiated it after I started kissing her neck and arms. A little later I got ****blocked by her HB7 friend and they both go to the bathroom so I ask them whatsup and the persian chick was just like "Bye ChrizZ, was very nice meeting you."

After that I was like wtf?!?

I then went back on the dancefloor and started grinding with the persian chicks best friend who was an HB8 also. So while the persian chick was in the bathroom I started making out with her best friend on the dancefloor and eventually #closed her. So when the persian chick came out of the bathroom again I #closed her, too. However she totally ignored me after that and they left.

Later that night I went somewhere else and saw an HB7 sitting by herself so I started macking on her. After like 10 mins of talking we end up in the bathroom and she gives me a bl0wjob. I didn't have any rubbers with me, but it was okay though. That was the first bl0wjob I ever got and it felt great:yes:

 

[skirtChaser]

lol...getting blows are great.....but in the bathroom?...yuck...next time get her out in your car, this is also the reason why you should carry fresh towels in your car.

 

[marinetti]

may there be many more in your future

 

[ABC]

Fresh towels, Skirtchaser? Man, if she doesn't swallow, she's out of the car...

Congrats kid.

 

[skirtChaser]

swallow is a must, but a lot of chick slobber on my **** and I don't want to look like I just busted a nut in my pants, also I have a large load, most women can't swallow all of it and at some point gag. this also can become messy

 

[cyraid]

Wow, OP tell me what you said to that girl for 10 minutes to get her give you a BJ

 

[Ken785]

Hey fellas!

I know this is prolly nothing special, but I see myself getting better with women and I'd like to share my progress with you guys.

So I went partying yesterday. I started grinding with a persian hb8, but her hb7 friend was hitting on me all the time and eventually took off my shirt on the dancefloor (lol). I tried to ignore her though. After like 20 minutes of dancing I then started making out with the persian chick. She initiated it after I started kissing her neck and arms. A little later I got ****blocked by her HB7 friend and they both go to the bathroom so I ask them whatsup and the persian chick was just like "Bye ChrizZ, was very nice meeting you."

After that I was like wtf?!?

I then went back on the dancefloor and started grinding with the persian chicks best friend who was an HB8 also. So while the persian chick was in the bathroom I started making out with her best friend on the dancefloor and eventually #closed her. So when the persian chick came out of the bathroom again I #closed her, too. However she totally ignored me after that and they left.

Later that night I went somewhere else and saw an HB7 sitting by herself so I started macking on her. After like 10 mins of talking we end up in the bathroom and she gives me a bl0wjob. I didn't have any rubbers with me, but it was okay though. That was the first bl0wjob I ever got and it felt great:yes:

ahhh...the old "lets go to the bathroom" c0ckblock...classic.

In the bathroom...

HB9: I really like this guy...hes soo fun!

HB5: Stay away girl...you dont need d!ck in your life..I dont want you to be happy, if im miserable youre going to be too...ignore him!

HB9: Ughh...ok...

 

[Chaotixxx]

When I had a threesome, both the girls ran into the bathroom to tell secrets right before we did it. I guess they need to talk amongst themselves to find out if they will appear slutty to each other or something lol.

 

[young_gun]

Haha, great post Ken. That's some funny stuff. But yeah, good job man (the starter of the thread).

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

I love getn slurped on no matter where its at! haha good job!! Some know how to give job and others don't. Keep going after the ladies!

 

[ChrizZ]

well done bro! hope you get more ass in the future. but you didnt provide ANY detials on how you went from the approach to the BJclose. a transcript or even a game plan would be nice. thnx

Well, she was already attracted to my looks. She was also dressed up as a devil.

me:"How come you are sitting all by yourself here?"

her:"Oh, I'm just chillin"

me:"I see. Now on the one hand it's not easy to talk to somebody who looks like you. However on the other hand that shouldn't be your problem.(I stole this from the movie Hitch lol) I mean, you are sending out the right signals. Horns on top of your head, dressed all in red and and the 'I will steal your soul if you come talk to me look' in your eyes."

her:"*cracking up* What's your name?"

me:"I'm ChrizZ. A pleasure to meet you HB7."

After that I just asked her personal questions etc.

then finally I was like:

"HB7, I think we have been talking for a little too long."

...and then went in for the kiss and lead her to the bathroom.

 

[young_gun]

Damn son, well played. Good job!

 

[kickureface]

wher was this place? like starbucks? unisex bathroom?
fun

 

[TT2CiN]

Well, she was already attracted to my looks. She was also dressed up as a devil.

me:"How come you are sitting all by yourself here?"

her:"Oh, I'm just chillin"

me:"I see. Now on the one hand it's not easy to talk to somebody who looks like you. However on the other hand that shouldn't be your problem.(I stole this from the movie Hitch lol) I mean, you are sending out the right signals. Horns on top of your head, dressed all in red and and the 'I will steal your soul if you come talk to me look' in your eyes."

her:"*cracking up* What's your name?"

me:"I'm ChrizZ. A pleasure to meet you HB7."

After that I just asked her personal questions etc.

then finally I was like:

"HB7, I think we have been talking for a little too long."

...and then went in for the kiss and lead her to the bathroom.

She must have been giving you IOIs though right? before you grabbed her and took her to the bathroom?

 

[ChrizZ]

She must have been giving you IOIs though right? before you grabbed her and took her to the bathroom?

well, we made out before I grabbed her and took her to the bathroom.

 

[eminence]

good job, even if you stole it. that is if you didn't just make that story up.

 

[Potbelly]

lol! you took that line straight out of the movie and it worked? that's crazy

you won't believe how successful this is. I've watched many a romantic comedies as an AFC and I had some lines engrained into my head. I'd put on an obviously fake british accent, throw out a line from love actually and get the girl....they dream about this kind of stuff man

note: be ****y funny and build rapport first....just using the line will get you jack

 

[kickureface]

wher was this place? like starbucks? unisex bathroom?
fun

??????

 

[surfdog]

lol! you took that line straight out of the movie and it worked? that's crazy

hey krazyboy ive tried a few things from the movie Hitch too myself..also the movie Departed has a good one but i think there's already one on that so I wont go into it...