FR: meet the parents and why I hate country folk

[everywomanshero]

If anyone is considering sarging in small towns let me please discourage you from ever doing so. I had the worst experience of my entire ****ing life today.

I had been using a 19 yr old college student to find venues such as salsa dancing, karaoke, etc. She is pretty passive and doesn't get too fighty when I try to PU women. She wants to be my gf but she knows we are just emotional sponges for one another. Things were going well until today.....

She wasn't ready when I arrived and asked me to come in. I heard a male voice coming from the bedroom. ****, I tought, if her mom is sounding that bad I'm afraid of what I might catch. Out steps the father. This guy doesn't even live there and is never there on weekends. Just my luck. He's a tall, redneck type.

He introduced himself. I wasn't overly freidnly. I just wanted to get out of there. Next, her mother insists on me joining them for coffee while her daughter gets ready. I pass on the coffee as I value the white color of my teeth. They proceed to grill me good cop, bad cop style. I put an end to that situation by stating I don't really share my personal life with near strangers.

We were about the leave for dinner when this assmonkey starts saying his daughter wasn't dressed appropriatly to go out in the ruddest manner possible. Every third word this guy says is a cuzz word. He even went so far as to tell me he couldn't see why anyone over 20 would want to date a 19 year old. His basis for this is that he is attracted to older women therefore anyone attracted to younger women must be insane.

We prepare to leave for dinner and he gets the bright idea that he would come as well. Just great! We walk out to the car and all of a sudden he hands me the keys to his car. Now, he's playing some sort of weird role where he shows me he trusts me by "letting" me drive his new car. Great! I hate driving, thanks *******.

Onto dinner. Continued below.

 

[Alphathree]

In light of the post below, I change my comment to:

Wow, I feel for you , dude.

 

[everywomanshero]

Dinner disaster

While waiting for dinner he forcefully makes suggestions as to what I should order. I couldn't care less for his opinion on what I would like! He orders the hottest sauce this MexicanAmerican-style restaruant can produce. I'm not kiding you one bit when I say this guy ate two saucebowls full of this steaming hot sauce. His face was SWEATING like no other. He'd wipe his forehead off and it would instantely become caked with sweat again. I could barely control myself to get from busting up. Damn I wish I had 007s camera!!!

Afterwards, he took us to some super-hicked out bar. There was some burly dude in there that was countryfied to the max but thought he was a DJ. To make a long story short, this hicked out weirdo thinks just because he is stalking the barmaid, I have no right to try sarging. Besides that, her dad is apparently some master pool player and was getting red faced and cursing a storm everytime he missed a shot. He kept trying to threaten me that he had detective friends and that the oversized bouncer would kill anyone who upset his daughter. I am so ****ing glad to be home. I am so ****ing done with this pig**** smelling, inbred, bastard country *******s that I am never leaving the city again for any reason, ever.

Unreal!

 

[TheRelic]

Yeah, ALL country people are like that.

 

[oakraiderz2]

Originally posted by TheRelic
Yeah, ALL country people are like that.

Haha...thats my new number one fear...last thing i need is the kkk hunting my black ass down.

 

[lebRambo]

Originally posted by oakraiderz2
Haha...thats my new number one fear...last thing i need is the kkk hunting my black ass down.

lmao! Get your ass down to alabama, pick up some white trash ho and pimp-slap her mullet dad down! :crackup:

 

[smoke city]

I am so ****ing done with this pig**** smelling, inbred, bastard country *******s that I am never leaving the city again for any reason, ever.

sure, go back to the hair-gel smelling, inbred, bastard city metrosexual *******s that you usually hang out with. you supercilious bottom-feeder.
you won't be missed in the country -- all you do is stink up the clean air.
you're pathetic.

 

[MetalFortress]

Re: Dinner disaster

Originally posted by everywomanshero
I am so ****ing done with this pig**** smelling, inbred, bastard country *******s that I am never leaving the city again for any reason, ever.

You, sir, are a moron. Judging every country person by that dude is like judging every black person by the sniper serial killers from earlier this year.

 

[diplomatic_lies]

Most country hicks I know are pretty friendly, but some folks can be a little racist. Well, REALLY racist.

But the non-racist ones are cool.

 

[cA^]

sure, go back to the hair-gel smelling, inbred, bastard city metrosexual *******s that you usually hang out with. you supercilious bottom-feeder.
you won't be missed in the country -- all you do is stink up the clean air.
you're pathetic.

You, sir, are a moron. Judging every country person by that dude is like judging every black person by the sniper serial killers from earlier this year.

^^^

 

[Big Eee Zee]

the country is beautiful. contry folk, however, suck. I have lived there, I know.

 

[italostud]

You guys know this guy's a troll, right?

 

[JH6]

So how old are you exactly?

That sounds like probably the worst date that can happen.

I think thats why i go for the girls with their own apts, or ones that live in dorms.

So the father invited himself on the date with you?

I would have put that fire out with one simple phrase.

"oh, we're going to (restaurant name), and I only have reservations for two" Maybe next time...

God bless cell phones, i rarely go in the house, i just call her up and ask her if she's ready then we go out. I make sure she's ready then i go to the door to meet her at the door, and i avoid any deep conversations with parents.

 

[spider_007]

That's some thought luck bro:crackup:

 

[fender85]

Originally posted by lebRambo
lmao! Get your ass down to alabama, pick up some white trash ho and pimp-slap her mullet dad down! :crackup:

Hey hey, easy there highspeed - Alabama girls aren't trash . . . trash gets picked up.