Let's see what I can do here. I got a job a week ago, and found out from this girl that's 20 (she's cute, but the first time I ever talked to her, she tried making me one of the girls. 
) that I'm a great conversationalist with the customers. The MILFs that don't get attention anymore love to talk to me it seems. Anyway...
FR1 Going to my sisters locker. Not trying to approach, just trying to get answers.
Me: Hey
Girl: Hi.
Me: Do you know my sister Caitlin?
Girl: *Gives confused look at first* Yeah.
Me: Have you seen her yet?
Girl: No. =/
Me: If you see her, tell her her brother is looking for her.
FR 2 (8/28/07) Sitting on a bench, and there's a girl all by herself. I wasn't trying to pick her up like the one above, just being kind of a **** but being friendly as well.
Me: Hey, are you a Freshman
Girl: No.
Me: Oh, I was wondering if you knew my sister... guess not. So what are you a Sophomore?
Girl: Yeah.
My friend: Dude, you're an @sshole.
Me: Why am I an @sshole? I'm just asking if she knows my sister. Am I being an *******?
Girl: You're not being an @sshole.
Me: Thanks. So what's your name?
Girl: Sandra. What's yours?
Me: Daniel.
Then I was an *******, and started talking to my sister's friend. She's really cute. At least an 8, but she's a Freshman, so I feel attracted to her but I also feel like a perv.
FR3 Sister's friend
I can't really remember the convo besides talking about her dad. But the girl either some nervous girl that plays with her hair a lot, or she's definitely into me. I think it's funny, so I kind of flirt back. She told me she turns 15 in October, and I turn 18 in June. =/ Talk about a moral dilemma.
Targets:
-This girl I work with is about 16. I got to figure out a way to get on the same shift as her, and hang out with her more. We exchanged names, but I got off early so I only had like 10 minutes of her. My boss said something, and she goes "What?" and my boss goes "It wasn't for you, it was for him", and I said "Yeah, I didn't get that either, what?" in a ****y/funny tone. She smiled. Then as a I was signing out, I said bye Monica with a big grin and we locked eyes and smiled. I think she said bye, but it doesn't matter.
Goals:
-Get a date for ****ing homecoming. **** man. I went my freshman year, and really had a horrible time. Haven't gone since.
-Live it up.
) that I'm a great conversationalist with the customers. The MILFs that don't get attention anymore love to talk to me it seems. Anyway...FR1 Going to my sisters locker. Not trying to approach, just trying to get answers.
Me: Hey
Girl: Hi.
Me: Do you know my sister Caitlin?
Girl: *Gives confused look at first* Yeah.
Me: Have you seen her yet?
Girl: No. =/
Me: If you see her, tell her her brother is looking for her.
FR 2 (8/28/07) Sitting on a bench, and there's a girl all by herself. I wasn't trying to pick her up like the one above, just being kind of a **** but being friendly as well.
Me: Hey, are you a Freshman
Girl: No.
Me: Oh, I was wondering if you knew my sister... guess not. So what are you a Sophomore?
Girl: Yeah.
My friend: Dude, you're an @sshole.
Me: Why am I an @sshole? I'm just asking if she knows my sister. Am I being an *******?
Girl: You're not being an @sshole.
Me: Thanks. So what's your name?
Girl: Sandra. What's yours?
Me: Daniel.
Then I was an *******, and started talking to my sister's friend. She's really cute. At least an 8, but she's a Freshman, so I feel attracted to her but I also feel like a perv.
FR3 Sister's friend
I can't really remember the convo besides talking about her dad. But the girl either some nervous girl that plays with her hair a lot, or she's definitely into me. I think it's funny, so I kind of flirt back. She told me she turns 15 in October, and I turn 18 in June. =/ Talk about a moral dilemma.
Targets:
-This girl I work with is about 16. I got to figure out a way to get on the same shift as her, and hang out with her more. We exchanged names, but I got off early so I only had like 10 minutes of her. My boss said something, and she goes "What?" and my boss goes "It wasn't for you, it was for him", and I said "Yeah, I didn't get that either, what?" in a ****y/funny tone. She smiled. Then as a I was signing out, I said bye Monica with a big grin and we locked eyes and smiled. I think she said bye, but it doesn't matter.
Goals:
-Get a date for ****ing homecoming. **** man. I went my freshman year, and really had a horrible time. Haven't gone since.
-Live it up.