FR: In a land of scarcity...

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So, in my modest town, abandoned by my own kind (18-24ish) where meeting a girl my age is like finding an oasis in the desert, I went to visit my friend in the student housing downtown (for the local community college). I'm foolin around on his guitar, and we're getting ready to walk somewhere when I notice that there's a new crop of student interns for the local lab, LANL (the only thing worth a mention here). It's dark, and I can't make out faces (or even genders really), but I clearly see the guitar - so I walk up and play the intro to "Dueling Banjos". There's a pause, and one of the guys tells the other dude with the guitar "Dude - he's challenging you." Everybody laughs. I introduce myself, fluff talk for a few minutes and I notice my target - HB9.5- I swear that girl is who I picture when I think "my type". I don't pay her any special attention, not yet anyway. Her friend HB8 asks me if I went to "LANL Highschool" - ha! The labs own this town, and everybody knows it - this gives me a laugh, and I call me friend over "Hey, Drew, they want to know if we go to LANL High School" and he gets a hearty laugh. Survey of the situation: there's a group of 10 people, 8 of which are guys, 2 of which are HB's, and all of which are laughing at every other thing I say. So far so good. My friend asks where everybody's from - my target replies "Boston". My face lights up, and I ask her "Have you ever seen Dropkick Murpys? They're from Boston" She says "Nooo, I haven't!" I act disappointed (and I was, damnit! ;) ). Then we both look up and, in unison, mention "Flogging Molly". Good. Maybe she's not so bad. She warns me that the mosh pits are rowdy - I assure her that I've been to several flogging molly concerts, and they're not the worst I've been through. She asks my age, we're the same age. I ask her who's she's met her age in the month she's been her - she looks a little embarassed and says "Just you". Well, I represent this place then, eh? Alright. I can do that.

The conversation then moved to what people in our town do for fun - we mention the friday night concerts, and the mountains and canyons. She says her and her friend like hiking, but dont know where all the good spots are. Well, Drew and I do ;) . We've got hot springs, cliff diving spots, fishing, camping, beautiful overlooks - we'll show you around.

Well, they were off to the bar, and we were off to our spot, so it was time to part ways. I got out my cellphone, and told her "Here, give me your phone number, you need a local to show you where the fun is around here."

Meanwhile, my friend is getting her friend's number. Perfect.

I wish I had a camera... this girl was hot. You'll have to take my word for it.
 

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I'll just use my imagination when I masturbat to your FR tonight.
 

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Update

Aaron gets duped! !

Yesterday, I had some spare time, and I was talking to my uncle about a hiking trail him and my grandpa used to take me on. It goes up right above the city, to a 'natural arch' (huge rock formation like the famous one in utah). I remember enjoying the hike there, and I remember HBBoston said she enjoys hiking but doesn't know where to go hiking around here. Bingo!

I bust out my phone, and it's giving me trouble, so I transfer the number to my house phone and call her. A sexy female voice answers, and says nothing I want to hear: "We're sorry, the number you have dialed has been disconnected. Please check the number, and dial again." Wha?? I try one more time, with the same result. Damn. I liked her too. I'll likely see her again, she lives in my friends apt building, so I'll probably bust on her for giving me a fake if I see her, but I'm not wasting any more time thinking about her. There's always HBTheAss...

My Sister the Sleuth

She's looking for her friend in my phone, and she asks "Who do you know from Boston?" (I put her last name as Boston, for easy remembrance). I say "Just a dumb girl who gave me a fake number. I should have known... I've never seen a number in our town that didn't begin with 6. (somewhat small town)" She says "Aaron, that area code is 508, not 505. That's probably a boston number"

:eek: ... :D Well well well, how does it feel to be un-rejected? I guess she wants me to call afterall.

So I give her a call (with the right digits, this time). No answer, but the answering machine tells me it's her alright. I hang up, and decide to call her another day, as it's fairly late. It would have been my first fake number, too.

Some plans I have for the date (which I have no doubt she'll agree to go on ;) ) . I'm going to bring food, some sandwiches will give a good reason to linger at the top and talk, move to intimacy and I nice kiss on a cliff overlooking the city at dusk. I'm going to bring sunscreen, and insist she wear some. "Here, lemme help you with that. You've got to get the back of your neck and your shoulders real good" I'll let you know how it goes.
 

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Good ****. You're well on your way to improvement, while all these other keyboard jockeys just sit here and flame people who actually post FRs :crackup:

One thing though, as much as I like SuperGigDJ, I gotta disagree with him on the number close line. You shouldn't close with an excuse. Instead, tell her that you like her and that you'd like to see here again. After she agrees, then get her number. Otherwise, great ****.

-Dan
 

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I go out with supergigalo a lot, and I've never even heard him say that. All i've heard him say is "give me your number."
 

Do not be too easy. If you are too easy to get, she will not want you. If you are too easy to keep, she will lose interest in you. If you are too easy to control, she will not respect you.

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BrotherAP

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Originally posted by Spirit Fingers
Good ****. You're well on your way to improvement, while all these other keyboard jockeys just sit here and flame people who actually post FRs :crackup:

One thing though, as much as I like SuperGigDJ, I gotta disagree with him on the number close line. You shouldn't close with an excuse. Instead, tell her that you like her and that you'd like to see here again. After she agrees, then get her number. Otherwise, great ****.

-Dan
Thanks for the encouragement. I do agree that using an excuse to ask for a number is a bad idea. Some examples of such would be "Wow, you're selling that car? Give me your phone number so we can discuss it further" or "Did you get Tuesday's assignment? Give me your number so I can ask you any questions if I have them". I, however, intend to follow through on exactly what I told her I would do when I asked for her phone number. I will take advantage of my knowledge of the area and take her on hikes to places she wouldn't have found without guidance. In the process, we will spend time with each other and there will be oppurtunities for intimacy. I understand the need for consistency, I really do, and showing a girl time is a great 'excuse' to ask her for her number.
 
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