I met this super sexy HB at the park last week. She was with two little girls playing tag so even though she didn't have a wedding band, I automatically assumed she was the mom. As a rule I don't date single mommys, but what can I say? Her ass was so hot I had a temporary lapse of judgement.
With no invitation whatsoever, I jumped into their game, slapped the HB lightly on the ass and said "Your It!" and started running around, hiding behind the kids. They assumed we knew each other and squealed with laughter. Her look of total shock was hilarious. Haha, I was IN.
Then I did some textbook sh!t, which I normally preach against. I used a TD opener and pulled a Mystery move by chatting up the girls. Totally ignoring the mom, I opened the kids with Powerpuff girls routine, and they loved the fact that I knew the characters names (Okay so I still watch cartoons, shoot me!).
I then made fun of Mommy, how she runs like a girl, how silly her hair looked, etc etc. The whole time they are cracking up and eventually Mommy caved and started laughing herself. The rest of the pick-up was a no-brainer and it came as a relief to discover that the kids were her neices.
I had a meeting to attend, so I had to cut our convo short, got the number and we had dinner the next day all due to my smoothness. Of course she put up the token female resistance and it took me longer than usual, but by midnight I had her speaking foreign languages for my neighbors
Anyway, fast forward to yesterday. We have been pretty much inseparable since our first hookup and the chemistry is off the meter. I feel myself falling into the LTR zone pretty quickly, and with Valentine's Day, I figured it would be a good opportunity to distance myself some, so she doesn't get the wrong idea about my intentions.
Much to my surprise, she brings the topic up first...
"The last few days have been incredible and I would really like to get to know you more. But I just want to make sure you know that there is no rush at all. I just got out of a bad relationship and am not exactly ready to just jump into another, so it's okay if we see other people. I will admit you have me very intrigued right now and no one else comes close. But let's take our time and please, do not get me anything for Valentine's Day. I hate these commercialized holidays where they guilt people into being nice to each other. In my opinion, every day should be Valentine's day and you shouldn't have to say "I love you" with your wallet."
My jaw hit the floor on this one. I was going to suggest that we be able to see other people, but all of a sudden that desire has flown out the window. I have all these messages now on my cell from my FBs, wondering where the hell I am, but I couldn't care less about them. They never say sh!t like this.... what girl does?
This woman has me breaking many DJ rules. Today I bought her a single red rose and she said "I told you not to get me anything for V-Day!" I told her everyday was V-Day, especially whenever she is around. She melted, and somewhere deep inside me, my inner Don was puking.
WTF is wrong with me?
I need to start sarging other girls before I end up in one-itis land... again.
:crazy:
With no invitation whatsoever, I jumped into their game, slapped the HB lightly on the ass and said "Your It!" and started running around, hiding behind the kids. They assumed we knew each other and squealed with laughter. Her look of total shock was hilarious. Haha, I was IN.
Then I did some textbook sh!t, which I normally preach against. I used a TD opener and pulled a Mystery move by chatting up the girls. Totally ignoring the mom, I opened the kids with Powerpuff girls routine, and they loved the fact that I knew the characters names (Okay so I still watch cartoons, shoot me!).
I then made fun of Mommy, how she runs like a girl, how silly her hair looked, etc etc. The whole time they are cracking up and eventually Mommy caved and started laughing herself. The rest of the pick-up was a no-brainer and it came as a relief to discover that the kids were her neices.
I had a meeting to attend, so I had to cut our convo short, got the number and we had dinner the next day all due to my smoothness. Of course she put up the token female resistance and it took me longer than usual, but by midnight I had her speaking foreign languages for my neighbors
Anyway, fast forward to yesterday. We have been pretty much inseparable since our first hookup and the chemistry is off the meter. I feel myself falling into the LTR zone pretty quickly, and with Valentine's Day, I figured it would be a good opportunity to distance myself some, so she doesn't get the wrong idea about my intentions.
Much to my surprise, she brings the topic up first...
"The last few days have been incredible and I would really like to get to know you more. But I just want to make sure you know that there is no rush at all. I just got out of a bad relationship and am not exactly ready to just jump into another, so it's okay if we see other people. I will admit you have me very intrigued right now and no one else comes close. But let's take our time and please, do not get me anything for Valentine's Day. I hate these commercialized holidays where they guilt people into being nice to each other. In my opinion, every day should be Valentine's day and you shouldn't have to say "I love you" with your wallet."
My jaw hit the floor on this one. I was going to suggest that we be able to see other people, but all of a sudden that desire has flown out the window. I have all these messages now on my cell from my FBs, wondering where the hell I am, but I couldn't care less about them. They never say sh!t like this.... what girl does?
This woman has me breaking many DJ rules. Today I bought her a single red rose and she said "I told you not to get me anything for V-Day!" I told her everyday was V-Day, especially whenever she is around. She melted, and somewhere deep inside me, my inner Don was puking.
WTF is wrong with me?
I need to start sarging other girls before I end up in one-itis land... again.
:crazy:
