FR: How to game HB10's

[CrotchSniffer]

I have been really inspired by SuperGig/animalcrack and MoM's posts, so I figured I would contribute and show you guys that I am no keyboard jockey! NosireeBob, I am a Real Man who takes pictures of his conquests in order to prove to you how macho and successful I am with the ladies!

On to the report....

I spotted her from a distance, late at night with a thick fog hanging in the air. That's how fine she was! I don't normally give a "HB10" rating out to any old bird, but this chick was a DIME!

I was with two of my PUA friends and could already see them gearing up to snag this lovely number, so I knew I had to act fast! I ran up to her at top speed, leaving my confused friends in the dust. When I reached her I picked her up, spun her around and gave her a kiss on both cheeks.

She was totally at a loss! Then I looked at her and pretended to realize she wasn't who I thought. I apologized and said she has a doppleganger out there who happens to be a friend of mine. My friends show up and try to AMOG me playfully, but she is already taken by my charm.

I run some DHV routines, am totally alpha and C&F the whole time and she was eating out the palm of my hand! I find out she just turned 18 and I realize how easy this PU is gonna be. Only problem was that she was with a bunch of stupid warpigs who where too jealous to let her score, so I got her number and we linked up today.

We met at the mall, but I got her back to my house with the excuse of "I have to change my shoes" :crackup: stupid hors...works every time! Got her on the sofa with heavy make out and feel up session. At first she gave me LMR, but I each time I would just ignore her and feel on titties some more. Such an incredible body, I was drooling!

In a matter of 20 minutes I got the most incredible BJ of my life and we had sex in every position imaginable, (even gave her the Brown Eye Special ). The whole time I just was so amazed that I scored such a beautiful girl and that she was doing such nasty things and loving it!

Anyways I know that you guys will think I am a poser unless I show some proof, so here is her pic..wont be up for long, so get your jerk on while you can! :woo:

Pic of My Latest HB 10

Love,

The Sniffer

PS - Am I credible yet?

 

[MindOverMatter]

haha.

no you're still not credible, cause you didn't post a photo of a girl with you. for all we know, you took a photo of your aunt or something. and your FR leaves much to be desired.

instead of ridiculing people with sarcastic posts for writting FRs and posting pictures, do something constructive. they're only trying to motivate newcomers to go out and APPLY the things they learn here.

 

[CrotchSniffer]

Damnit....I knew I forgot something!

Will try harder to impress you next time, MoM.

 

[MindOverMatter]

don't bother

 

[PRMoon]

hilarious:woo:

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

Very funny.

 

[Porky]

Originally posted by GodsGiftToWomen
Funny.

Me, AnimalCrackers, and MindOverMatter post to show how to do it. Posting pictures or your mom doesn't help your credibility. :crackup:

Yeah it does. If he's half this witty in real life he gets laid nightly.

 

[quest]

CrotchSniffer, can you please post a dialogue of what was said between you two when

you first met
and
when the AMOGs attacked
and
when you got her back to your apartment

ps. i love the changing shoes line. i'll use that one.

its hard to beleive godsgigalo (or whatever he wants to be known as) didn't give you mad props. i now rate you up there with the GREAT pook, senor fingers, anti dump and co.

GREAT post.

 

[CrotchSniffer]

Originally posted by quest
its hard to beleive godsgigalo (or whatever he wants to be known as) didn't give you mad props.

Him and his boyfriend MindOverMasturbates are super jealous of my skills. I would take it personal, but considering that SuperGigaho is an internet blowhard and MoM spends countless hours trying to carve his abs while riding Giovanni Casanova, I don't think I'll be losing any sleep over this. Thanks for your concern though!

Originally posted by quest
CrotchSniffer, can you please post a dialogue of what was said between you two when

you first met
and
when the AMOGs attacked
and
when you got her back to your apartment

I wish I could tell you, mate. But I'm finding it difficult to concentrate on the details as I am currently getting a blowj0b from this cute blonde from chicago..says she used to date some poor sap who tried to bribe her into a threesome.

 

[CrotchSniffer]

Originally posted by GodsGiftToWomen
Wow..

Can anyone say ban?

Actually that blonde from Chicago you're talking about is currently upstairs in my bed. OWNED.

haha, dude...you responded in a record 27.25436 milliseconds. How do you find the time for sex when you are so busy posting? I used to wonder if it's possible to get field experience and STILL be a keyboard jockey, but you already answered that one for me.

Cheers!

CS

PS- You forgot to show pictures!
(that's -1 credibilty point for GGTW, for those of you keeping track)

 

[CrotchSniffer]

Originally posted by The_Shezzler
Crotch Sniffer - your a retard!!

I think you meant to say you're. You see, there's this neat little trick in the English language that allows you to combine certain words together through the magic of abbreviation. That handy little apostrophe (that would be the thingie that looks like this ') is what allows us to blend words together.

But you know what? I must be mistaken...since I am the retard here.

 

[Movin on up]

HaHa I love Forum posting wars...but how do you decide a winner? A heated game of pong perhaps?

 

[bacchus]

Crotch,

You're obsessed, get over it.

If you're such a DJ, why the hell do you feel the need to start a brand new thread just to bash a dude you've never met. Go read some of GGTW's posts, do what he does, maybe actually get yourself LAID, and come back here and post when you've mellowed out. He's had DEMONSTRATED and PROVEN success with women... all you've got is a big mouth.

Come to think of it... I think you might have a secret crush on GodsGiftToWomen. If you're a hom0, that's cool, we're a tolerant bunch here. Just come out and admit it.

 

[CrotchSniffer]

Originally posted by The_Shezzler
Thanks for the Grammar lesson dude - IM when you get laid

I am flattered, but no thanks.

Sidenote: Do you always seek private chat sessions with random men about their sexual encounters, or am I just special?

I am willing to bet on the former rather than the latter, but let's get back to the subject at hand shall we? Namely my crediblity being boosted by photographic evidence..MoM may be mildly homo for posting his abs repeatedly on a seduction site, but he has made a good point. I am have to post another FR with better pictures.

Stay tuned....

 

[CrotchSniffer]

Originally posted by bacchus
If you're a hom0, that's cool, we're a tolerant bunch here. Just come out and admit it.

See what I mean?

Why is it that everytime I post here, I get hit on by queers?

Get a clue, fruity. Crotch does not swing that way!

 

[bacchus]

Originally posted by CrotchSniffer
See what I mean?

Why is it that everytime I post here, I get hit on by queers?

Get a clue, fruity. Crotch does not swing that way!

HAHA... You know, you might actually be funny IF you weren't so transparent.

In your best Mr. Garrison voice, say, "PRO-JECT-ION PEOPLE."

Fag.

 

[MindOverMatter]

Originally posted by CrotchSniffer
Him and his boyfriend MindOverMasturbates are super jealous of my skills. I would take it personal, but considering that SuperGigaho is an internet blowhard and MoM spends countless hours trying to carve his abs while riding Giovanni Casanova, I don't think I'll be losing any sleep over this. Thanks for your concern though!



I wish I could tell you, mate. But I'm finding it difficult to concentrate on the details as I am currently getting a blowj0b from this cute blonde from chicago..says she used to date some poor sap who tried to bribe her into a threesome.

LOL, MindOverMasturbates. That's funny coming from a guy that wrote this: http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=662213#post662213 . Good job man, I envy your life of endless self-gratification and porn links.

Anyway, you win the position of my #1 fan.

p.s. And while we're at it: http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&postid=653334#post653334 .

"Oh no, Pook is gone, what shall I dooooooooo". LOL.

 

[diablo]

Grow up, children.