Bingo-Player
Master Don Juan
right so Saturday everyones dressing up for halloween
( i didn't because its not usually my thing but next year i am 100% dressing up)
so initially i think aww fvck it i can't be bothered to go out but then i realise theres probably literally going to be hundreds of horny chicks out dressed like sloots and plus i haven't been out in my home town for a while now because I'm always away and stuff
so i decide yea I'm going out hit a few of my boys up and turns out theres a lot of us out , I'm actually heading out with a new wingman who's been on gear for the last 4 years and looks like it too
his muscle mass is double the size of mine but i have a slight height advantage and I'm better looking facially
GAME ON
so i sink a bottle of vodka whilst watching the football and get a lift into town to meet the guys, and as expected there is poon EVERYWHERE
immediately my new wingman is hitting 2 chicks dressed up as horny devils, up so i decide to swan over and introduce myself the girls are hot and they know it , initially i get the impression they aren't really interested but i turn my focus on one of them the conversation is dry and hardwork
now i can't really remember what happened next but she said something to me and i remember just grabbing her by the neck and whispering something along the lines of " i wonder if those horns would stay on whilst I'm fvcking you" in her ear at this point the entire frame changed
suddenly they she's in awe and giggling & whispering to her friend like a little school girl I'm not sure wether it was the neck grab or what i said to her but either way I realise I've discovered a new tool
directness - chicks must be so used to hearing the same old crap from guys when you just break all social confines it seems to excite them a lot , not saying it would work on every woman but definitely something il be working on in the future
I later run into this chick whos dressed as a mummy shes really hot and even with all the fake blood and stuff I know straight away shes my type , I make a joke about all her bandages falling off if I pulled them , she compliments my shoes and the shirt im wearing
we flirt for about 15 mins but im so drunk at this point I cant direct the conversation to where I wanted it to be , some friends of mine spot me and interrupt us at this point she shuts up shop and says she has to go![Frown :( :(](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
to round the night off I get a couple of numbers and a few kisses / booty feels but generally im way too smashed to close a fvck
the nights a good one and its restored my thirst for club game
( i didn't because its not usually my thing but next year i am 100% dressing up)
so initially i think aww fvck it i can't be bothered to go out but then i realise theres probably literally going to be hundreds of horny chicks out dressed like sloots and plus i haven't been out in my home town for a while now because I'm always away and stuff
so i decide yea I'm going out hit a few of my boys up and turns out theres a lot of us out , I'm actually heading out with a new wingman who's been on gear for the last 4 years and looks like it too
his muscle mass is double the size of mine but i have a slight height advantage and I'm better looking facially
GAME ON
so i sink a bottle of vodka whilst watching the football and get a lift into town to meet the guys, and as expected there is poon EVERYWHERE
immediately my new wingman is hitting 2 chicks dressed up as horny devils, up so i decide to swan over and introduce myself the girls are hot and they know it , initially i get the impression they aren't really interested but i turn my focus on one of them the conversation is dry and hardwork
now i can't really remember what happened next but she said something to me and i remember just grabbing her by the neck and whispering something along the lines of " i wonder if those horns would stay on whilst I'm fvcking you" in her ear at this point the entire frame changed
suddenly they she's in awe and giggling & whispering to her friend like a little school girl I'm not sure wether it was the neck grab or what i said to her but either way I realise I've discovered a new tool
directness - chicks must be so used to hearing the same old crap from guys when you just break all social confines it seems to excite them a lot , not saying it would work on every woman but definitely something il be working on in the future
I later run into this chick whos dressed as a mummy shes really hot and even with all the fake blood and stuff I know straight away shes my type , I make a joke about all her bandages falling off if I pulled them , she compliments my shoes and the shirt im wearing
we flirt for about 15 mins but im so drunk at this point I cant direct the conversation to where I wanted it to be , some friends of mine spot me and interrupt us at this point she shuts up shop and says she has to go
to round the night off I get a couple of numbers and a few kisses / booty feels but generally im way too smashed to close a fvck
the nights a good one and its restored my thirst for club game