gspshields2
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So I went to the GYM and tried a variation of approaches this time.
Evan12 suggested that I do this approach.
I would go to a machine that is being used by an HB, I would approach the HB and say "Hey, How many sets do you have left" in a serious tone.
One HB 7 brunette, responded "3 more sets". I said to her with a smile "Hey your hogging up the machine, I don't have all day" in a joking way.
I noticed that she was not using the machine correctly, I said "Hey thats all wrong, your terrible at this!!! Ill tell you what, you give me your number, and we can work on your form sometime".
The HB 7 says "that would be nice if my boyfriend wasn't here."
The HB 7 then gets up and a few minutes later, she and her 6'3" boyfriend approach me.
Her boyfriend asks me "Hey is there a problem here?" in a rather angry tone.
I told him "yeah theres a problem, im trying some day game and approach HBs at this gym but none of them are giving me their numbers, can you help me?"
Her boyfriend did not like my joke and said "OK PAL, YOU ARE COMING OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS".
I quickly asked him "Who do you train with". He said "What?".
I gave him a long list of disciplines of martial arts I trained with along with the number of years I trained in them. I gave him names of my training partners and people i've trained with including former and existing ufc fighters.
He said to me "Listen DUDE, I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOU, just don't go around asking my GF for her number".
I asked him "Are you going to beat me up now? I'm so scared of you".
His GF took him away and exclaimed to me "LOOK WE'RE NOT FIGHTING".
True story, I had this happen in the bar before too.
No Bullsh1t.
Evan12 suggested that I do this approach.
I would go to a machine that is being used by an HB, I would approach the HB and say "Hey, How many sets do you have left" in a serious tone.
One HB 7 brunette, responded "3 more sets". I said to her with a smile "Hey your hogging up the machine, I don't have all day" in a joking way.
I noticed that she was not using the machine correctly, I said "Hey thats all wrong, your terrible at this!!! Ill tell you what, you give me your number, and we can work on your form sometime".
The HB 7 says "that would be nice if my boyfriend wasn't here."
The HB 7 then gets up and a few minutes later, she and her 6'3" boyfriend approach me.
Her boyfriend asks me "Hey is there a problem here?" in a rather angry tone.
I told him "yeah theres a problem, im trying some day game and approach HBs at this gym but none of them are giving me their numbers, can you help me?"
Her boyfriend did not like my joke and said "OK PAL, YOU ARE COMING OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS".
I quickly asked him "Who do you train with". He said "What?".
I gave him a long list of disciplines of martial arts I trained with along with the number of years I trained in them. I gave him names of my training partners and people i've trained with including former and existing ufc fighters.
He said to me "Listen DUDE, I DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM WITH YOU, just don't go around asking my GF for her number".
I asked him "Are you going to beat me up now? I'm so scared of you".
His GF took him away and exclaimed to me "LOOK WE'RE NOT FIGHTING".
True story, I had this happen in the bar before too.
No Bullsh1t.
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