backbreaker
Master Don Juan
okay, I promised in a nother post I would give a field report, something I normally don't even bother doing, but this week has been freakin unreal the amount of success I had.. so good that becuase of it.. but mainly because it's sleeting outside and I won't fly in snow or sleeting, that I am postponing a trip to LA
Well Monday was a pretty regular day for me... Didn't even go out. really didn't want to be bothered. Did my normal every day routine, worked until about 5, went to the gym for an hour or so, came home, cooked dinner, read a book, went to sleep.
I didn't even know Tuesday was valentines day, i thought it was thursday (goes to show the prority I put on valentines day) so I get about 3 calls wishing me a happy V Day and about 2 date offers... both of which I declined because when you spend valentines day with someone, it means, at least to them.. you like them.. I don't like any woman I am dealing with to that point.. that's a big committment.
So this is where the fun starts. I decide, even though Id on't want to go on a date, I don't want to be at home.. and all my friends are with their girls, so I say **** it. I"m not going to take the easy route out and call some girl I really dont want to be with and cake all night long, I'm going to go out.
So I go to the club, or better yet, the bar down the street from my place, i'm chillin or whatnot, and there is this SMOKIN hot chick, white, about 5'6, about 120LBS, PERFECT body, blonde hair, perfect smile.. but more so, she's alone, and she's not looking to happy.. so I mean.. I Put 2 +2 together and figured she might be down, so I order her a drink (yes, this rule can be broken from time to time, but you have to be cool like me to do it ) and introduced myself.
We were the same age, hit it off very quickly
Actually one of the easiest pickups I have ever had.. which scared me.. it shouldn't be THAT EASY.. it's that easy for a reason..
Easy=Desperate
Desperate= For a reason
However, she was hot as hell, was downright giddy to give me my number.. so I was like damn.. **** it, why not go on a date right now? It's Valentines day.. she agreed..so we left and went to another bar.. as dumb as it sounds and talked for a while.. within an hour we had talked about what we did for a living (to some extent for me, I never tell a girl what I do for a living at least when I first meet them, they have to earn that)
So the brings up she gotten broken up with earlier that day (no **** shurlock, ya think?) and how guys always come and go... So Iw as like, how often is always?
She said she dated like 30 guys in 4 years.. she's just 19 (fake id)
At that point I knew she was a freakin head case.. I also knew, because she was a headcase and she was all on me by now, I could ****..
so I have a delima... go home horny (realitive) or **** this smokin hot crazy physco *****...
And while she is talking, I have no idea about what, I am literarly zoned out, pros and cons...
- Might slash my tires if I leave her after a month or so
+ Nice legs
- Bobbitt
+ Can dance..
then I though about how bad I would be flamed for ****ing a crazy woman.. when I am not wanting for ***** as it is.. so I told her I would give her a call later this week to set up a date, and left it at that.. didn't delete the phone number, no reason to, but I'm not going to call her... I didn't give her my phone nubmer so I don't have to worry about her calling me
Okay, so I wake up Wednesday morning, same routine, go to the gym, there is a chick I haven't seen in there before... Nice athletic type
Now, I have never in my life talked to a girl from a gym.. not my thing plus I'm not going for style points while I am in the gym, I go to workout.
So I am on the treadmill, and I am going.. I dont' give myself time limits, I go until I literarly can't run anymore, it's more exciting to see how far I can go than it is to run for 10 mintues, pretend I am tired when I know I really can go longer, and you get in shape faster.
So i am on the treadmill for about 55 minutes and she is like 2 treadmills down from me and I see her catching glances at me, but like I said, I'm not payning her the least bit attention, well, I am paying attention becuase I see her, but ****ing her isn't on my mind.
So I get off the treadmill and I am DEAD tired, like to the point where I don't even want to talk,s o I am sitting down on the treadmill and she comes up to me after like 2 mintues of sitting down and offers me a powerade.. I'm like damn that's cool, so I get her name and we start talking about exercising and ****, and asking me how she can "get in shape"... (from the looks of it, she wasn't out of shape, great shape actually).. Then she asked me how I was able to jog as fast as I did for so long.. I just told her I push myself,... mostly it's mental,t hat's what people don't understand, you can do alot of **** if you make yourself do it
Anyway, I tell her my workout schedule and offer to help her whenever I am around, I don't mind and she says better yet, why don't we exchange numbers so we can "make sure we are on the same schedule"
BTW, this chick isn't white...b ut I don't know what she was...s he was good looking I know that.. if I had to guess like Greek or something.. about 26ish, nice ass and legs
She actually called me today and left a message on my machine, asking me to call her back... I will get to that later
So I go out Wednesday night with a girl I am seeing pretty constantly... the entire time she was *****ing why I couldn't take her out the night before (V Day).. I was about to turn around and drop her ass right back at home
Last night, I pulled a BangBros video.. I was leaving the gym, actually leaving subway after leaving the gym, and I am right down the street from my place and I see from behind the most gerogous piece of ass I have ever seen..
have you ever seen a girl from behind that looked so good you knew she couldn't have an ugly face? That's how I felt.
about 5'9 (actually taller than me) long red/brown hair, darkish complection... an ass that looked like it was molded out of gold, about 125-130lbs if I had to guess, not big at all but not anarexoic.. has the prettiest blue eyes and has a Cali accent
So I slow down and she is on the cell phone walking somewhere.. and I just start starring her down.. and she is starring me down.. Have you ever seen seabiscut when the trainer sees seabiscuit for the first time and they are just locking eyes for like ever and the trainer says "damn".. that was me.. she wouldn't break eye contact with me, even when I was behind her.. so I was like **** it..
So i turn around, as soon as I turn around, she turns around, I ask her did she need a ride somewhere.... she says yes, and she hoops in my car and I glady take her to subway where I just left.. we hit it off quick, I can tell she is a flirt because she is trying to get free food fromt he guy in subway.
I could tell from the way she was talking she was single.. In other words, she was a freak... She asked me what I was doing tonight, and I told her In all honestly, I thought it was going to be sleeting by now so I didn't plan anything but I will probably hit a club up or somethign, and she says "ohh.. pick me up, I want to go with you"...
So I drop her off and at her place and she invits me in... but I dont' go because, I stink quite frankly, so I tell her let me go home wash up, throw on some clothes, and I'll come back and drink with you
So I come back, she opens the door and what strikes me is how much of a woman she is... no bull****, has a drink ready for me, takes my jacket and hangs it up, offers me food
I KNEW she was a freak when she said she needed to start getting dressed and just took off her shirt right there.. I mean she had her back turned but still
So we go to the club..or better yet we are on our way to the club, and she's like "is there a strip club down here? I like looking at sexy women" I'm like sure, so I make a U-Turn and we go to the strip club... whcih was probably the best strip club experience I have ever had becuase I didn't spend over 30 dollars and had the time of my life.. with her..
Get this.. she even bought me drinks.. I'm not talking like one or two drinks.. she wouldn't even let me pay
I was like "who invented you? You are sexy as hell, I mean, you have ever woman in here beat by a country mile. including a woman I used to ****... you are hospitable and you don't let guys buy you drinks?"
She was like "I like you and I want to thank you for taking me out"
So within like an hour, she is giving me lapdances and kissing on my ear
So we leave and I was like there is a club so and so.. and she is like she wants to go.. so I make another U-Turn..we go in, I pay for this one but she pays for the drinks (I don't have to pay a cover at the strip club), or drink we only had one.. only stayed there 20 mintues or so.. but we were dancing and by the time we were done were basically ****ing on the dancefloor..
Well Monday was a pretty regular day for me... Didn't even go out. really didn't want to be bothered. Did my normal every day routine, worked until about 5, went to the gym for an hour or so, came home, cooked dinner, read a book, went to sleep.
I didn't even know Tuesday was valentines day, i thought it was thursday (goes to show the prority I put on valentines day) so I get about 3 calls wishing me a happy V Day and about 2 date offers... both of which I declined because when you spend valentines day with someone, it means, at least to them.. you like them.. I don't like any woman I am dealing with to that point.. that's a big committment.
So this is where the fun starts. I decide, even though Id on't want to go on a date, I don't want to be at home.. and all my friends are with their girls, so I say **** it. I"m not going to take the easy route out and call some girl I really dont want to be with and cake all night long, I'm going to go out.
So I go to the club, or better yet, the bar down the street from my place, i'm chillin or whatnot, and there is this SMOKIN hot chick, white, about 5'6, about 120LBS, PERFECT body, blonde hair, perfect smile.. but more so, she's alone, and she's not looking to happy.. so I mean.. I Put 2 +2 together and figured she might be down, so I order her a drink (yes, this rule can be broken from time to time, but you have to be cool like me to do it ) and introduced myself.
We were the same age, hit it off very quickly
Actually one of the easiest pickups I have ever had.. which scared me.. it shouldn't be THAT EASY.. it's that easy for a reason..
Easy=Desperate
Desperate= For a reason
However, she was hot as hell, was downright giddy to give me my number.. so I was like damn.. **** it, why not go on a date right now? It's Valentines day.. she agreed..so we left and went to another bar.. as dumb as it sounds and talked for a while.. within an hour we had talked about what we did for a living (to some extent for me, I never tell a girl what I do for a living at least when I first meet them, they have to earn that)
So the brings up she gotten broken up with earlier that day (no **** shurlock, ya think?) and how guys always come and go... So Iw as like, how often is always?
She said she dated like 30 guys in 4 years.. she's just 19 (fake id)
At that point I knew she was a freakin head case.. I also knew, because she was a headcase and she was all on me by now, I could ****..
so I have a delima... go home horny (realitive) or **** this smokin hot crazy physco *****...
And while she is talking, I have no idea about what, I am literarly zoned out, pros and cons...
- Might slash my tires if I leave her after a month or so
+ Nice legs
- Bobbitt
+ Can dance..
then I though about how bad I would be flamed for ****ing a crazy woman.. when I am not wanting for ***** as it is.. so I told her I would give her a call later this week to set up a date, and left it at that.. didn't delete the phone number, no reason to, but I'm not going to call her... I didn't give her my phone nubmer so I don't have to worry about her calling me
Okay, so I wake up Wednesday morning, same routine, go to the gym, there is a chick I haven't seen in there before... Nice athletic type
Now, I have never in my life talked to a girl from a gym.. not my thing plus I'm not going for style points while I am in the gym, I go to workout.
So I am on the treadmill, and I am going.. I dont' give myself time limits, I go until I literarly can't run anymore, it's more exciting to see how far I can go than it is to run for 10 mintues, pretend I am tired when I know I really can go longer, and you get in shape faster.
So i am on the treadmill for about 55 minutes and she is like 2 treadmills down from me and I see her catching glances at me, but like I said, I'm not payning her the least bit attention, well, I am paying attention becuase I see her, but ****ing her isn't on my mind.
So I get off the treadmill and I am DEAD tired, like to the point where I don't even want to talk,s o I am sitting down on the treadmill and she comes up to me after like 2 mintues of sitting down and offers me a powerade.. I'm like damn that's cool, so I get her name and we start talking about exercising and ****, and asking me how she can "get in shape"... (from the looks of it, she wasn't out of shape, great shape actually).. Then she asked me how I was able to jog as fast as I did for so long.. I just told her I push myself,... mostly it's mental,t hat's what people don't understand, you can do alot of **** if you make yourself do it
Anyway, I tell her my workout schedule and offer to help her whenever I am around, I don't mind and she says better yet, why don't we exchange numbers so we can "make sure we are on the same schedule"
BTW, this chick isn't white...b ut I don't know what she was...s he was good looking I know that.. if I had to guess like Greek or something.. about 26ish, nice ass and legs
She actually called me today and left a message on my machine, asking me to call her back... I will get to that later
So I go out Wednesday night with a girl I am seeing pretty constantly... the entire time she was *****ing why I couldn't take her out the night before (V Day).. I was about to turn around and drop her ass right back at home
Last night, I pulled a BangBros video.. I was leaving the gym, actually leaving subway after leaving the gym, and I am right down the street from my place and I see from behind the most gerogous piece of ass I have ever seen..
have you ever seen a girl from behind that looked so good you knew she couldn't have an ugly face? That's how I felt.
about 5'9 (actually taller than me) long red/brown hair, darkish complection... an ass that looked like it was molded out of gold, about 125-130lbs if I had to guess, not big at all but not anarexoic.. has the prettiest blue eyes and has a Cali accent
So I slow down and she is on the cell phone walking somewhere.. and I just start starring her down.. and she is starring me down.. Have you ever seen seabiscut when the trainer sees seabiscuit for the first time and they are just locking eyes for like ever and the trainer says "damn".. that was me.. she wouldn't break eye contact with me, even when I was behind her.. so I was like **** it..
So i turn around, as soon as I turn around, she turns around, I ask her did she need a ride somewhere.... she says yes, and she hoops in my car and I glady take her to subway where I just left.. we hit it off quick, I can tell she is a flirt because she is trying to get free food fromt he guy in subway.
I could tell from the way she was talking she was single.. In other words, she was a freak... She asked me what I was doing tonight, and I told her In all honestly, I thought it was going to be sleeting by now so I didn't plan anything but I will probably hit a club up or somethign, and she says "ohh.. pick me up, I want to go with you"...
So I drop her off and at her place and she invits me in... but I dont' go because, I stink quite frankly, so I tell her let me go home wash up, throw on some clothes, and I'll come back and drink with you
So I come back, she opens the door and what strikes me is how much of a woman she is... no bull****, has a drink ready for me, takes my jacket and hangs it up, offers me food
I KNEW she was a freak when she said she needed to start getting dressed and just took off her shirt right there.. I mean she had her back turned but still
So we go to the club..or better yet we are on our way to the club, and she's like "is there a strip club down here? I like looking at sexy women" I'm like sure, so I make a U-Turn and we go to the strip club... whcih was probably the best strip club experience I have ever had becuase I didn't spend over 30 dollars and had the time of my life.. with her..
Get this.. she even bought me drinks.. I'm not talking like one or two drinks.. she wouldn't even let me pay
I was like "who invented you? You are sexy as hell, I mean, you have ever woman in here beat by a country mile. including a woman I used to ****... you are hospitable and you don't let guys buy you drinks?"
She was like "I like you and I want to thank you for taking me out"
So within like an hour, she is giving me lapdances and kissing on my ear
So we leave and I was like there is a club so and so.. and she is like she wants to go.. so I make another U-Turn..we go in, I pay for this one but she pays for the drinks (I don't have to pay a cover at the strip club), or drink we only had one.. only stayed there 20 mintues or so.. but we were dancing and by the time we were done were basically ****ing on the dancefloor..