h2o
Banned
I just reconfirmed my game at clubs last night. It was crazy, and I got myself a new wing. Here’s how it went down.
10:55PM
We get in the club and chill for an hour, just watching the some football on the TV. I grab a few drinks and call a friend to come down.
12:30AM
We start hitting the dance floor now, and this is when the party gets started. Then I spot some chicks and wing with some guy who I met at the club a few weeks ago.
Approach#1 (2 blondes, Hb7, Hb7)
Just terrible…my girl is way too serious, and seems like she’s about to cry or something. I stick in it though because my wing seems to be doing better…though he doesn’t have much luck either.
We head back to the bar…get another drink, and my wing seems pretty cool…he points out another 2 set that just walked in, and he’s like “ready for round two?” Nice.
Approach#2 (1 blonde Hb8.5, Latino Hb9+)
I chatted up the blonde girl, and he went for the Latino girl…he’s Latin also, so it works. The girls had just gotten in the club, so they weren’t really feeling us that much, but the girls bounced together. It was a good conversation…just basic fluff talk, but I guess not playful enough.
Then we hit the dance floor and just go crazy for a bit. I’m finally feeling the music…before they were playing some really whack music.
Approach#3 (1 Hb6)
I opened with “why are sitting here alone by yourself?” And I got the jokes going early…pulled her on the floor, we grinded a bit, and I got her number and kiss closed her, then left. I wasn’t really feeling her, but it helps me to work my way up through the night.
Approach#4 (1 black Hb8)
Seemed like an attention wh0re at first because she was like…”I can have any guy I want in here, blah” …and I teased her, and said “not me.” She was a tease though, and it took her a minute to get her real name. Then I told her about my “story,” and then I applied some qualifying (courtesy of animal crackers), …she laughed plenty and assured me she never would do that, and told me more about herself. She was initiating Kino and pulled me on the floor. We danced close…I put one hand on the edge of the stage, so we could basically be dry humping.
I left her to do a few more approaches.
Approach#5 (1 Philippino Hb9.5)
Didn’t get any here. But I tried…I need some better openers next time.
Approach#6 (1 blonde Hb7)
I opened with “hey, what’s your name.” And I busted on her for being so formal with the whole introductions thing. She was like “how old are you?”…so ask her, and she’s like “I’m 25.” I say “ah…I was gonna guess something more like 35…but…” and that’s where she kind of nudged me, get a bit of Kino…but all around she’s just fun to talk and joke with, nothing more.
Approach#7 (1 very petite Hb7.5)
The only reason I’m saying she was a Hb7.5 is because she was really small, otherwise, I’d give her a solid 8. Anyway, I’m like “what are you doing way over here by the entrance? Join me on the dance floor, let’s see your moves.” We have a good rhythm. I up the Kino, running my hands along her thighs lightly. While we’re dancing, I just say stuff like “look at the guy break dancing in the middle he’s good, etc.” Just keeping it fun. We go sit down, exchange names, and again I try the extreme qualifying and say “I’m looking for a good girl who doesn’t party much…” and she’s like “no I’m a really good girl, I’m not wild or anything.” Haha, it works. We start making out for like 3-4 minutes, and I run my fingers through her hair a bunch. I get her phone number and bounce.
I go back to the Hb8 black girl…and she says, “where have you been? I thought you left or something.” She was dancing with a few black dudes, but she leaves them and comes right over to me, and we start grinding very close. But I’ve had a little much too drink. Damn…this really messed me up tonight…but I was out to get smashed and have a good time …so I should have expected it to happen.
More Approaches...
I did a few more approaches with some other girls…but don’t exactly remember everything. I know I kissed another girl too …when I kiss, I always dip a little tongue…so, I must have number closed her too. I’m positive I made out with three girls total. I also know that I got a lot of girls (like 3) telling me they already had a fiance? To one of them I said, "that's cool, you're not married yet, so it's all good" and we laughed a bit together. But she was like "seriously, I can't be talking to you right now, he's over there buying me drinks." She had a ring with a big diamond too.
10:55PM
We get in the club and chill for an hour, just watching the some football on the TV. I grab a few drinks and call a friend to come down.
12:30AM
We start hitting the dance floor now, and this is when the party gets started. Then I spot some chicks and wing with some guy who I met at the club a few weeks ago.
Approach#1 (2 blondes, Hb7, Hb7)
Just terrible…my girl is way too serious, and seems like she’s about to cry or something. I stick in it though because my wing seems to be doing better…though he doesn’t have much luck either.
We head back to the bar…get another drink, and my wing seems pretty cool…he points out another 2 set that just walked in, and he’s like “ready for round two?” Nice.
Approach#2 (1 blonde Hb8.5, Latino Hb9+)
I chatted up the blonde girl, and he went for the Latino girl…he’s Latin also, so it works. The girls had just gotten in the club, so they weren’t really feeling us that much, but the girls bounced together. It was a good conversation…just basic fluff talk, but I guess not playful enough.
Then we hit the dance floor and just go crazy for a bit. I’m finally feeling the music…before they were playing some really whack music.
Approach#3 (1 Hb6)
I opened with “why are sitting here alone by yourself?” And I got the jokes going early…pulled her on the floor, we grinded a bit, and I got her number and kiss closed her, then left. I wasn’t really feeling her, but it helps me to work my way up through the night.
Approach#4 (1 black Hb8)
Seemed like an attention wh0re at first because she was like…”I can have any guy I want in here, blah” …and I teased her, and said “not me.” She was a tease though, and it took her a minute to get her real name. Then I told her about my “story,” and then I applied some qualifying (courtesy of animal crackers), …she laughed plenty and assured me she never would do that, and told me more about herself. She was initiating Kino and pulled me on the floor. We danced close…I put one hand on the edge of the stage, so we could basically be dry humping.
I left her to do a few more approaches.
Approach#5 (1 Philippino Hb9.5)
Didn’t get any here. But I tried…I need some better openers next time.
Approach#6 (1 blonde Hb7)
I opened with “hey, what’s your name.” And I busted on her for being so formal with the whole introductions thing. She was like “how old are you?”…so ask her, and she’s like “I’m 25.” I say “ah…I was gonna guess something more like 35…but…” and that’s where she kind of nudged me, get a bit of Kino…but all around she’s just fun to talk and joke with, nothing more.
Approach#7 (1 very petite Hb7.5)
The only reason I’m saying she was a Hb7.5 is because she was really small, otherwise, I’d give her a solid 8. Anyway, I’m like “what are you doing way over here by the entrance? Join me on the dance floor, let’s see your moves.” We have a good rhythm. I up the Kino, running my hands along her thighs lightly. While we’re dancing, I just say stuff like “look at the guy break dancing in the middle he’s good, etc.” Just keeping it fun. We go sit down, exchange names, and again I try the extreme qualifying and say “I’m looking for a good girl who doesn’t party much…” and she’s like “no I’m a really good girl, I’m not wild or anything.” Haha, it works. We start making out for like 3-4 minutes, and I run my fingers through her hair a bunch. I get her phone number and bounce.
I go back to the Hb8 black girl…and she says, “where have you been? I thought you left or something.” She was dancing with a few black dudes, but she leaves them and comes right over to me, and we start grinding very close. But I’ve had a little much too drink. Damn…this really messed me up tonight…but I was out to get smashed and have a good time …so I should have expected it to happen.
More Approaches...
I did a few more approaches with some other girls…but don’t exactly remember everything. I know I kissed another girl too …when I kiss, I always dip a little tongue…so, I must have number closed her too. I’m positive I made out with three girls total. I also know that I got a lot of girls (like 3) telling me they already had a fiance? To one of them I said, "that's cool, you're not married yet, so it's all good" and we laughed a bit together. But she was like "seriously, I can't be talking to you right now, he's over there buying me drinks." She had a ring with a big diamond too.
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