FR: Class Pick Up

ChrizZ

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So I saw this hot chick with the craziest eyes ever in class.

I could only approach her after class and that´s what I did. She was walking away so I started walking a lil faster.

Me: If I fail the next exam it´s your fault.

Her: Huh, why?

Me: It´s not easy to focus with a sexy girl like you sitting in front of me.

Her: haha

Me: I wanna get to know you better. What´s your name?

Her: Julia

Me: I´m Chris. I gotta go that way now, but I´d like to grab a coffee with you sometime. What´s your number?

Her: I´m sorry. I don´t give out my number. I have a boyfriend.

Me: Okay, I understand. Well, cya later.

I could feel she was completely into me and smiling.

Next time we had class I completely ignored her.

So then, the class after that something happened.

I sit at the edge and suddenly some fat chick comes and sits next to me. Then the hottie from before comes back and tells the fat chick to move so that she can sit next to me.

Her: Hi!

Me: Hey. Glad to see that you´re dying to sit next to me.

Her: *Grabs my arm* Wow, you are so tanned. How come?

Me: It´s dirt. I didn´t shower this morning.

Her: haha

Me: Those are some cool nails. I like them *Grabbing her hand. She painted them in a way that looked really cool.*

*Then a relatively hot girl enters the door and some dudes in the back start whisteling*

Her: I don´t think she´s hot. Do you think she´s hot?

Me: Yeah. How about we have a threesome with her?

Her: haha, you didn´t just say that!

*Then some more fluff talk*

Me: *Touching her belly*. Damn, I love those belly piercings. I wanna get me a tatoo here.

*she starts to kino me a lot*

*Then she suddenly drops her pen and puts her head almost on my lap.*

Me: Hey, while you´re down there why don´t you give me a *******.

Her: You a--hole *punches me in a playful way and smiles* Here, gimme your hand. It´s important.

Me: This better leads to sex...

Her: haha *Writes down her phone number* Call me!

Me: Sure.

I´ll keep you guys updated...
 

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pretty smooth.

now what happened in real life?

did the prof pick up on any of this
 

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hey dude, NICE OK but get this :

when she tells you bf, you say cool anywyas you wanna come join me later on? ... if she insists about her imaginary bf then you tell her
" OMG , you are still with that again? I thought we were through with this topic?"
or
" my aunt loves boyfriends".

for the number you pull out your cell and hand it her. tell her you seem cool and friendly but dont get any ideas ok, (like she is hitting on you in a jokingly way )
smile like ytou dont give a fvck she is saying. be cool then hi five after she puts her number.

COOL ?
 

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broken dreams said:
hey dude, NICE OK but get this :

when she tells you bf, you say cool anywyas you wanna come join me later on? ... if she insists about her imaginary bf then you tell her
" OMG , you are still with that again? I thought we were through with this topic?"
or
" my aunt loves boyfriends".

for the number you pull out your cell and hand it her. tell her you seem cool and friendly but dont get any ideas ok, (like she is hitting on you in a jokingly way )
smile like ytou dont give a fvck she is saying. be cool then hi five after she puts her number.

COOL ?
I forgot to write it down. I actuall said something along the lines of: "Cool, he can pay for our drinks".

I know why she didn´t want to give me her number at first. Women hate conflict. She really does have a bf. She´s scared that I´ll call her when her bf is there or if her bf is the jealous type that checks her phone etc...

I pulled out my cell phone and wanted to hand it to her, but she rejected it.

I showed her that I understand that she has a bf and that I know how to deal with that. That´s why she trusted me and gave me her number. If I had pushed for the number she would´ve rejected me again cuz she thought I´d be socially uncalibrated.
 

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Chrizz...you're 1 of the last people who actually walks the walk on this site.

Good job...keep going at it.
 

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So I sat next to her in class again.

She is clearly into me and super flirty and touchy, but she thinks I´m a player. When she asked me if I hit on ever girl I see I just told her only the cute ones. Then she tried to show me pics with her and her bf all the time to make me jealous. I just didn´t give a **** and ignored her. Then she tried to get my attention all the time. I asked her out again, but she just pretended not to hear it and changed the topic.

The way I see it she thinks I´m a player and is trying to toy with me right now.

Next time I´ll just kiss her in class or directly after class. I´m sick of the silly little games.
 

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This wouldn't work in my high school... (for all the guys even considering this)
Sounds like an HB6, and HB8 would have been disinterested the moment you gave her the compliment at the beginning of your script.

Sounds a bit made up.
 

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Axcell said:
This wouldn't work in my high school... (for all the guys even considering this)
Sounds like an HB6, and HB8 would have been disinterested the moment you gave her the compliment at the beginning of your script.

Sounds a bit made up.
Well, I´m a 10 so I can give out as many compliments as I want to.
 

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i think you should break rapport and make her chase you. trigger jealousy with other girl flirting touching with you near her and make it look like that girl was totally into you, this will trigger jealousy and she'll think why im I jealous? oh maybe I kindah like him ? once she thinks this next time you go up to just say hi watch hoe she'll react. If she doesn't then no worries what do you got to lose? she does .... I bet If you show her how cool you are and other girls see you attractive , evn after she dumps her bf , she'll want rapport with you. digg it?!

CHECK OUT MY POSTS! and comment!!!!
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broken dreams said:
i think you should break rapport and make her chase you. trigger jealousy with other girl flirting touching with you near her and make it look like that girl was totally into you, this will trigger jealousy and she'll think why im I jealous? oh maybe I kindah like him ? once she thinks this next time you go up to just say hi watch hoe she'll react. If she doesn't then no worries what do you got to lose? she does .... I bet If you show her how cool you are and other girls see you attractive , evn after she dumps her bf , she'll want rapport with you. digg it?!

CHECK OUT MY POSTS! and comment!!!!
fat boy in player playerland
haha, I did that already. Her head almost exploded because she was so jealous.
 

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Axcell said:
This wouldn't work in my high school... (for all the guys even considering this)
Sounds like an HB6, and HB8 would have been disinterested the moment you gave her the compliment at the beginning of your script.

Sounds a bit made up.
Negs are for new guys, masters use complements. Thing is you can't use them on a hot girl if you aren't attractive enough, cool enough, aren't sincere or if you are dependant on the outcome.

I really don't think I'm qualified to give ChrizZ advice, and it looks like your going just fine by yourself :p
 

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ChrizZ said:
Me: If I fail the next exam it´s your fault.

Her: Huh, why?

Me: It´s not easy to focus with a sexy girl like you sitting in front of me.

Hmmm...


Next time we had class I completely ignored her.

Nice :)



Me: Hey. Glad to see that you´re dying to sit next to me.

Even Nicer :up:


*Then a relatively hot girl enters the door and some dudes in the back start whisteling*

Her: I don´t think she´s hot. Do you think she´s hot?

Me: Yeah. How about we have a threesome with her?

Her: haha, you didn´t just say that!

*Then some more fluff talk*

Me: *Touching her belly*. Damn, I love those belly piercings. I wanna get me a tatoo here.

*she starts to kino me a lot*

*Then she suddenly drops her pen and puts her head almost on my lap.*

Me: Hey, while you´re down there why don´t you give me a *******.

That took balls....

Her: You a--hole *punches me in a playful way and smiles* Here, gimme your hand. It´s important.

Me: This better leads to sex...

Her: haha *Writes down her phone number* Call me!

Me: Sure.
Dude...this is the best thing I've read on here in quite some time. Thanks for the FR, and keep this thread posted :)
 

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there wasn't a single part of that FR that i didn't enjoy

props chriszz!, especially the threesome part

the bj part was really daring, but seemed like she was interested enough for it to be effective (obviously) so props again!

:up:
 

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You know what, I'm with the other guys here, this whole pickup was awesome. I believe him all the way, he sounds pretty damn smooth.

props mate, you played her properly there, keep this **** up :up:
 

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You mean to tell me you didn't bend her over the desk and f*ck her in front of the entire class?

:trouble:
 

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ChrizZ said:
So I saw this hot chick with the craziest eyes ever in class.

I could only approach her after class and that´s what I did. She was walking away so I started walking a lil faster.

Me: If I fail the next exam it´s your fault.

Her: Huh, why?

Me: It´s not easy to focus with a sexy girl like you sitting in front of me.

Her: haha

Me: I wanna get to know you better. What´s your name?

Her: Julia

Me: I´m Chris. I gotta go that way now, but I´d like to grab a coffee with you sometime. What´s your number?

Her: I´m sorry. I don´t give out my number. I have a boyfriend.

Me: Okay, I understand. Well, cya later.

I could feel she was completely into me and smiling.

Next time we had class I completely ignored her.

So then, the class after that something happened.

I sit at the edge and suddenly some fat chick comes and sits next to me. Then the hottie from before comes back and tells the fat chick to move so that she can sit next to me.

Her: Hi!

Me: Hey. Glad to see that you´re dying to sit next to me.

Her: *Grabs my arm* Wow, you are so tanned. How come?

Me: It´s dirt. I didn´t shower this morning.

Her: haha

Me: Those are some cool nails. I like them *Grabbing her hand. She painted them in a way that looked really cool.*

*Then a relatively hot girl enters the door and some dudes in the back start whisteling*

Her: I don´t think she´s hot. Do you think she´s hot?

Me: Yeah. How about we have a threesome with her?

Her: haha, you didn´t just say that!

*Then some more fluff talk*

Me: *Touching her belly*. Damn, I love those belly piercings. I wanna get me a tatoo here.

*she starts to kino me a lot*

*Then she suddenly drops her pen and puts her head almost on my lap.*

Me: Hey, while you´re down there why don´t you give me a *******.

Her: You a--hole *punches me in a playful way and smiles* Here, gimme your hand. It´s important.

Me: This better leads to sex...

Her: haha *Writes down her phone number* Call me!

Me: Sure.

I´ll keep you guys updated...
I wish I was as C&F as you man, You really got some game on yourself :cool:
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

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