OK guys...
Had one of my crazy thursday nights out again last night. This one was extra special.
Ok, lets provide the chain of events with timestamps:
5pm: Left work to go for a drink with this secretary chick I've been sarging who sits on the same floor as me. Very cute!
6pm: at the bar, her toungue has been down my throat for the past half an hour. She actually said "oh my god, i've never been kissed like that before!" what ever that means! she is 26, brunette, blue eyes, very hot.
6:30pm: secretary chick leaves as she had prior dinner arrangements with her friend. We made plans to go out again next week and I joined my friends in a nearby bar.
7:30pm: approached a HB9 talking to an AFC. Totally amogd the guy within 2 minutes, I amogd him so hard that he just walked off to talk to the rest of his AFC friends and left the HB9 with me.
She was about 5'9, blonde, great figure, a real head turner. Did the usual routines, got her talking, then negged her a couple of times. The AFC came back to interupt, but by this point she was in such a transe that she did not even notice him and carried on talking. He walked off again! She said she had a bf, I pulled a couple boyfriend distroyers on her, before you know it she is giving my IOIs, big time! Holding my hand, coming very close to me, lots of eye contact... so on.
So, anyway, she asked for my card, i told her she couldnt have it. She wouldnt give me her number. She felt a little weird infront of the 5 guys she was with. So I kissed her on the lips, and walked off. I told her she can find me here if she wants to see me again.
So.....
We moved on to my usual thursday night bar. Got in, did a couple of warmup sets, and around 10pm I met the chick that the rest of the evening revolved around.... here it is guys. I still cant believe it my self...
me: hey! you jewish?
her: why, do I have a big nose?
(her nose was tiny!)
me: yeh, its enormous!
her: ha ha ha ha ha ha
me: who you here with?
her: my friend, she has gone to the toilet
me: oh cool. you know, you have pretty funky eyes. kinda scary!
her: ha ha ha ha ha. everyone loves my eyes
me: well i'm scared of them!
her friend walks over. very hot! HUGE tits. we carry on talking, my wing comes over, still carrying on the c+f, then I saw 4 empty seats around a table, so I just went and sat down.
my HB dragged her friend and my friend over to sit with us. (i saw this as a good sign that she was interested)
As soon as she sat down...
me: (while looking in her eyes with a smile) do you wanna kiss me?
her: smiling. no, what makes you think that?
me: i dont know, you just look like you do.
her: why, do you wanna kiss me?
me: i dont know, but i'd like to find out!
So i leaned over to kiss her, and she just went wild! climed on top of me, saddling me, bitting my lips off. crazy shizzle.
then she turned around to her hot friend with the big tits and said
her: oh my god! his lips are so soft! you HAVE to kiss him
her friend: ok!
her friend leaned over and kissed me as well. but just a peck. then i said to my wing and her "guys! you totally have to kiss each other!"
so he jumped right in and started kissing her. this was funny because she had spent the past half an hour talking about her bf!
so anyway, carried on kissing my HB some more, moved to the dance floor, carried on there. Put my hand down her jeans from behind and started fingering her. she was loving it. then got abit upset.
i assured her that i didnt think less of her because she let me do that, bla bla
now... this is the best bit...
took her around the corner to this quiet part of the bar/club (it is like 2am now) she saddled me, undid my belt, took my soldier out and started jerking me off while kissing me.
me: hey, why dont you get on your knees and give it a quick suck. no ones around, no ones gonna see
her: oh my god! i'm not gonna suck you... here
me: oh :-(
her: but i bet we can do it in the toilets!
me: LETS GO!
i litterally dragged her to the toilets, caveman style, told her to wait there while i went in to bribe the toilet attendant. he was a total w*nker and wasnt having it. then the head security guy walked in, i kinda started chatting to him, acting like everything is cool, but i had a feeling that he has sussed it out.
so i walk back outside, and she wasnt there! i looked around, and noticed she had gone into the disabled toilet. then the head security guy walked over and asked her what she was doing. I'm not sure what she said to him at the time, but i later found out.
So, i pretended i didnt know her, then as the security guy wasnt looking, i litteraly dived in there and closed and LOCKED the door!
she just got up, undid her jeans, pulled them down and i did the same ofcourse.
So i started doing her from the front against the wall, but it wasnt working because she still had her jeans around her ankles and i couldnt spread her legs wide enough.
me: bend over, i'll do you from behind
so she did!
as this was going on, i heard knocking! but i thought fvck it! i'm not gonna stop now!!!
next thing i know! they opened the door from outside! no picture this:
we both have our jeans around our ankles, she is bent over with her hands against the wall, and i'm absolutely ravagind her from behind. (quite embarassing when there is suddenly 4 security guys staring at you, smiling)
so, they closed the door again, we quickly got dressed and the b*stards threw us out!
she came out, crying! her friend following her.... i was thinking "man, how unlucky could i be???"
so i calmed her, kissed her abit. i think she was a little disgusted with her self for what happened.
so anyway, we got in a cab, and headed to china down in Soho (London). Then baught me dinner, and we shared a cab home as it turns out she lives near me.
She gave me her number, made me call her there and then so she can have mine and made me promise to call her again.
i got home at 4:30am. at work by 10am today.
feeling very sleepy and hungover. Next week is gonna be fun!!!!
Fash
Had one of my crazy thursday nights out again last night. This one was extra special.
Ok, lets provide the chain of events with timestamps:
5pm: Left work to go for a drink with this secretary chick I've been sarging who sits on the same floor as me. Very cute!
6pm: at the bar, her toungue has been down my throat for the past half an hour. She actually said "oh my god, i've never been kissed like that before!" what ever that means! she is 26, brunette, blue eyes, very hot.
6:30pm: secretary chick leaves as she had prior dinner arrangements with her friend. We made plans to go out again next week and I joined my friends in a nearby bar.
7:30pm: approached a HB9 talking to an AFC. Totally amogd the guy within 2 minutes, I amogd him so hard that he just walked off to talk to the rest of his AFC friends and left the HB9 with me.
She was about 5'9, blonde, great figure, a real head turner. Did the usual routines, got her talking, then negged her a couple of times. The AFC came back to interupt, but by this point she was in such a transe that she did not even notice him and carried on talking. He walked off again! She said she had a bf, I pulled a couple boyfriend distroyers on her, before you know it she is giving my IOIs, big time! Holding my hand, coming very close to me, lots of eye contact... so on.
So, anyway, she asked for my card, i told her she couldnt have it. She wouldnt give me her number. She felt a little weird infront of the 5 guys she was with. So I kissed her on the lips, and walked off. I told her she can find me here if she wants to see me again.
So.....
We moved on to my usual thursday night bar. Got in, did a couple of warmup sets, and around 10pm I met the chick that the rest of the evening revolved around.... here it is guys. I still cant believe it my self...
me: hey! you jewish?
her: why, do I have a big nose?
(her nose was tiny!)
me: yeh, its enormous!
her: ha ha ha ha ha ha
me: who you here with?
her: my friend, she has gone to the toilet
me: oh cool. you know, you have pretty funky eyes. kinda scary!
her: ha ha ha ha ha. everyone loves my eyes
me: well i'm scared of them!
her friend walks over. very hot! HUGE tits. we carry on talking, my wing comes over, still carrying on the c+f, then I saw 4 empty seats around a table, so I just went and sat down.
my HB dragged her friend and my friend over to sit with us. (i saw this as a good sign that she was interested)
As soon as she sat down...
me: (while looking in her eyes with a smile) do you wanna kiss me?
her: smiling. no, what makes you think that?
me: i dont know, you just look like you do.
her: why, do you wanna kiss me?
me: i dont know, but i'd like to find out!
So i leaned over to kiss her, and she just went wild! climed on top of me, saddling me, bitting my lips off. crazy shizzle.
then she turned around to her hot friend with the big tits and said
her: oh my god! his lips are so soft! you HAVE to kiss him
her friend: ok!
her friend leaned over and kissed me as well. but just a peck. then i said to my wing and her "guys! you totally have to kiss each other!"
so he jumped right in and started kissing her. this was funny because she had spent the past half an hour talking about her bf!
so anyway, carried on kissing my HB some more, moved to the dance floor, carried on there. Put my hand down her jeans from behind and started fingering her. she was loving it. then got abit upset.
i assured her that i didnt think less of her because she let me do that, bla bla
now... this is the best bit...
took her around the corner to this quiet part of the bar/club (it is like 2am now) she saddled me, undid my belt, took my soldier out and started jerking me off while kissing me.
me: hey, why dont you get on your knees and give it a quick suck. no ones around, no ones gonna see
her: oh my god! i'm not gonna suck you... here
me: oh :-(
her: but i bet we can do it in the toilets!
me: LETS GO!
i litterally dragged her to the toilets, caveman style, told her to wait there while i went in to bribe the toilet attendant. he was a total w*nker and wasnt having it. then the head security guy walked in, i kinda started chatting to him, acting like everything is cool, but i had a feeling that he has sussed it out.
so i walk back outside, and she wasnt there! i looked around, and noticed she had gone into the disabled toilet. then the head security guy walked over and asked her what she was doing. I'm not sure what she said to him at the time, but i later found out.
So, i pretended i didnt know her, then as the security guy wasnt looking, i litteraly dived in there and closed and LOCKED the door!
she just got up, undid her jeans, pulled them down and i did the same ofcourse.
So i started doing her from the front against the wall, but it wasnt working because she still had her jeans around her ankles and i couldnt spread her legs wide enough.
me: bend over, i'll do you from behind
so she did!
as this was going on, i heard knocking! but i thought fvck it! i'm not gonna stop now!!!
next thing i know! they opened the door from outside! no picture this:
we both have our jeans around our ankles, she is bent over with her hands against the wall, and i'm absolutely ravagind her from behind. (quite embarassing when there is suddenly 4 security guys staring at you, smiling)
so, they closed the door again, we quickly got dressed and the b*stards threw us out!
she came out, crying! her friend following her.... i was thinking "man, how unlucky could i be???"
so i calmed her, kissed her abit. i think she was a little disgusted with her self for what happened.
so anyway, we got in a cab, and headed to china down in Soho (London). Then baught me dinner, and we shared a cab home as it turns out she lives near me.
She gave me her number, made me call her there and then so she can have mine and made me promise to call her again.
i got home at 4:30am. at work by 10am today.
feeling very sleepy and hungover. Next week is gonna be fun!!!!
Fash
