FR: Bus Sarging

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I opened this single set, HB8.
I saw her on the bus and sat across from her. I called my friend just to let him know I was on my way. So I felt like opening this set, to keep my approaching constant so I can get even better.

Me: (opening with a weird but funny opener not my own) You are a real girl, right?
HB: (gives me the expected awkard face) yea
Me: ok good, (use a spin off of Mystery's old opener) I have a dilemma...maybe you could help me out.

I run my stripper friend story and it gets a good laugh as expected. She gives me an answer I don't remember. But I shift right away.

Me:What's your stripper name
HB: I don't strip
Me: (Smile) Let's hope not, if you were a stripper what would it be
HB: I don't know
Me: (smile) I see as a Charlotte

I want to try and turn that last bit in a cold reading routine. Can anyone help with this? Thanks

I notice a lip ring and I give the look again
Me: (point at it) Wow you are my hero...I bet your parents were pissed when you came home with that
HB: (talks about it)

Me: (total AFC question but I handle it well) So are you from here?
HB: (says some weird town)
Me: (give her my face thats like: What the hell) Where is that?
HB: (laughs) It's somewhere outside

We get off the bus. So we are walking.

HB: Where (bus #) at?
Me: (laughing at her) are you serious

She smiles at me and I give her directions
HB: so where are you going?
Me: I going the direct opposite way

I notice a writing on her ass and being the genius I am
Me: Wow that's interesting, how you have your name on your ass?
HB: (laughs) Nah that's not my name
Me: Wow so you have someone's else name on your ass, the genius
HB: no, it means hot in spanish
Me: OOO (straight face) so your ass is hot hmm
HB: (laughs)

I guide her half way to the area where to catch the right bus

Me: Right there, aight Bye (I say the name on her ass)
HB: laughs

I forget my ABC's (ALWAYS BE CLOSING). Not smart. But other than that any comments and help for the cold reading rountine

Love,
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Jezz

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ditto - but im gonna try that opener some time - hope that she won't be a bizarre cross dresser though :p
 

ssj245

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hmm.

i would be pissed if a girl is that stupid to write hot on her ass in spanish. I would just walk away.
 
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